Andy Young
@mellowdoubt.bsky.social
Villa fan. One piece short of Legoland.
Fred Church has just come on for Liverpool
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Fred Church has just come on for Liverpool
Can you make yourself unavailable for a game?
January 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Can you make yourself unavailable for a game?
I’m going in. Really looking forward to reading this.
January 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I’m going in. Really looking forward to reading this.
“I do not want you to sign your name with an artistic flourish. Do it mechanically, side to side, so your name becomes unrecognisable and you are no longer the player you were when you agreed to join us.”
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
“I do not want you to sign your name with an artistic flourish. Do it mechanically, side to side, so your name becomes unrecognisable and you are no longer the player you were when you agreed to join us.”
I under if Haaland gets Captcha notifications like this
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I under if Haaland gets Captcha notifications like this
Also, can it be a ‘smash and grab’ if it’s an equaliser? Surely this should only be used for a late winner
January 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Also, can it be a ‘smash and grab’ if it’s an equaliser? Surely this should only be used for a late winner
‘Top, top corner.’ Discuss.
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
‘Top, top corner.’ Discuss.
When is the adjudication panel back, @footballcliches.bsky.social? This use of ‘top, top’ needs some serious dissection
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
When is the adjudication panel back, @footballcliches.bsky.social? This use of ‘top, top’ needs some serious dissection
You don’t just ‘throw on’ Fred Church, Slot. Respect the religion.
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
You don’t just ‘throw on’ Fred Church, Slot. Respect the religion.
Where Dan Petrescus are made
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Where Dan Petrescus are made
Isn’t he usually to be found in a stable in Bethlehem at this time of year?
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Isn’t he usually to be found in a stable in Bethlehem at this time of year?
Time for some festive viewing.
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Time for some festive viewing.
I have just defeated some random bloke in the pub at chess. He wasn’t happy with the result but very kindly bought me a pint of authentic Spanish lager, which has come all the way from the Costa del Burton on Trent
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I have just defeated some random bloke in the pub at chess. He wasn’t happy with the result but very kindly bought me a pint of authentic Spanish lager, which has come all the way from the Costa del Burton on Trent
Is the first paragraph accurate, @jacobtanswell.bsky.social? #avfc
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Is the first paragraph accurate, @jacobtanswell.bsky.social? #avfc
Has #abandonedshoespotter made the switch from Twatter to to Blue Sky yet?
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Has #abandonedshoespotter made the switch from Twatter to to Blue Sky yet?
This guy’s name will never not make me think of toilet theft. Even more so if I say it in a Scottish accent.
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This guy’s name will never not make me think of toilet theft. Even more so if I say it in a Scottish accent.
Daniel Farke currently being hunted by the Predator
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Daniel Farke currently being hunted by the Predator