I feel like we’re going to miss the predictably Guessand offers from the bench.

But then I won’t be able to post some grainy footage of little Jareth falling over on my YouTube channel!

Don’t mind me, I’m just live-streaming my kid going in the wrong direction one of those shitty penguin things.

Im confident he’d have the haunted-looking choirboy in his pocket.

The logical solution would be: Bogarde in for Kamara and the lesser-spotted Garcia in for cash. But Unai will probably chuck us a curveball and play Bizot as a holding midfielder, and who am I to question it? #avfc

He can have it. It’s like kryptonite.

We’ll just keep shouting the name ‘Aston Villa’ at them - louder and louder each time - until the penny drops

Thick as mince, that lad.

I lost at Cucurella bingo, but the result obviously trumps that.

Also really nice to see Enzo Fernandez get booked at the end, the dirty little bastard.

That’s one.

It’s all about the Baby Cheese-us.

Based on his stint with us last season, I’m not convinced by him. I think I’d rather have Axel Foley in defence.