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michael 🍒
@mellowmike.bsky.social
partyboy
he/him, 29
dublin
this is somehow the best and worst thing i've ever seen. it reminds me of this
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
dennis the menace has been raptured
October 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
spotted today in phibsboro. yup donegal
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the upside of taking an accidental surprise triple yoke is you get pictures like these to show to the grandkids
September 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
dublin people take a look at this. i was sold these pills as 2cb and luckily only took half, and was still much too high for a normal MD pill. if you see these they are likely 3x strength yokes, and not 2cb
September 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
and they say we never win anying!!!
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
see! why does this bean have an ass
August 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
if you feel like you might coming down with a mild cold or cough, one of the best things you can do is to fill your whole body and lungs with cannabis smoke. i know this is true because the little doctor in my head told me this, his name is Dr Mickey and he looks like this
August 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
corn snank
August 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
when i say "have you watched The Bear" this is who i'm talking about
August 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
saw bring her back today at the cinema
July 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
okay this is really weird. this headline makes it sound like "we're struggling because of fewer volunteers", but the entire article is about how the main problem is the rising cost of food and the high rate of vat they have pay. seems sneaky and cynical to frame it that way in the headline
July 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
i found my guy!!!! he's a little bashed up and i still need to locate the weird charger for it to see if it's still alive but i got him
June 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
cheers babe. that's helpful, useful information
May 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
absolutely despicable. now where exactly are the young people getting these
May 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i miss this guy. i was so happy when this was the little computer i took with me everywhere instead of my phone full of doom. well i wasn't that happy but i was differently afflicted
April 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
timely reminder
April 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
spent five days housesitting and looking after several animals. one of the cats was very elusive and hid away most of the time, but he came out and sat with me only once just while i watched curb your enthusiasm. makes you think
April 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
rip val kilmer. i still say "that's cool susan" often
April 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"i'm reading about beaks" @peateater.bsky.social
March 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
bringing this gem to bluesky because me and @peateater.bsky.social quote it constantly
March 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
saw a cormorant doing its cormorant thing yesterday! they don't have waterproof oils in their feathers, which means they can dive deep in the water for fish. but then they have to dry off their feathers by flapping their wings in this kinda goofy way
March 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
free him!!!!
February 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
me to spring
February 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
creatures i have encountered
January 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM