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michael 🍒
@mellowmike.bsky.social
partyboy
he/him, 29
dublin
my dad's birthday today. our very low key family dinner included him saying "another year over with" and reading out all the coupons on his lidl plus app
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
accidentally recreating Whiplash (2014) but it's just me practicing my tin whistle
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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she let me hit because my feet dangle and i swing my legs cutely when im sitting on a barstool
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
anxiety is crazy. it tells me stuff like "you can't handle this, you're too weak" but it's about going to my weekly tin whistle class. i'm pretty sure i'll survive this one but thanks for the input
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i'm going to listen to the soundrack to fantastic mr fox on my way to work tomorrow so i have a sense that something charmingly mystical will happen to me during my day
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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The Bridge Over Jamiroquai
September 27, 2023 at 12:16 AM
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Daniel from Dublin, and 4 others have been imprisoned for allegedly disrupting an Elbit Systems facility in Ulm, Germany last month. Elbit is an Israeli weapons manufacturer whose weapons are central to Israel’s genocide. Daniel is held 23 hours daily in their cell, including meals, no phone calls
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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ZZZZZZ - dashare.zone ADMIN
October 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
there's nothing wrong with being a short man but it definitely adds a little sting to the unemployment when i have to hem my trousers before a job interview
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the main problem with mamma mia 2: here we go again is that they didn't honour the flashbacks from the first film about harry being a rocker with eyeliner and leather and spiky hair etc. they made him just some gay nerd
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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why did the crab go to prison

crimes
August 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
okay question for real adults on here. when a job posting says "for informal enquires, contact this person", what does that mean? is there a purpose of doing that, like to ask more questions about the job etc? do you ring and just say hey i'm cool take a look at my cv when you get a chance??
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
three of my local bus routes gone in one weekend. two new routes to familiarise myself with. the world is changing too fast
October 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007
Akinator, the mind reading genie
Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...
en.akinator.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i want to do a julie and julia thing where i make all the recipes from one cookbook, blog about it and develop a parasocial bond with the author. but i also want it to be an evil version where i use a happy pear book and slowly become anti vax by making underseasoned, watery curries
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i may have been transitioning for 2 years but i'm still not officially a man because i have not yet been given a lynx africa gift set. maybe one day
October 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i haven't heard back yet from that crappy job i interviewed for. i can't even get jobs i DON'T want. why can't anyone let me be a librarian, i already have all the little outfits picked out. i have a glasses chain!
October 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i wish i understood maths or the point of it even a little bit. i just don't really get what numbers have to do with anything
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
dennis the menace has been raptured
October 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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(guy who used to say ‘Joooooe Duffy’ seeing that the new guy’s name is Kieran Cuddihy) ah shit
October 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
have a job interview amárach. wish me luck but not too much cos the job seems shite so it's an "also a win if i don't get it" type deal
October 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM