MeloMedi 🎼❤️🩹
@melodimedic.bsky.social
age: 20s
pronouns: fuck! i don't know! fuck!!
banner: urchin-P monitoring cover ft my husband kuro bousuku
beware of: nsfw jokes and reclaimed queer slurs
pronouns: fuck! i don't know! fuck!!
banner: urchin-P monitoring cover ft my husband kuro bousuku
beware of: nsfw jokes and reclaimed queer slurs
butterscotch? i hardly know 'er scotch! anyway guess what kind of cookies i'm making
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
butterscotch? i hardly know 'er scotch! anyway guess what kind of cookies i'm making
woke up with the phrase "lick my shaft and gargle my nuts" circling around in my head
February 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
woke up with the phrase "lick my shaft and gargle my nuts" circling around in my head
i recently made myself a chiitan photo keychain, now i get to think of myself as a proud parent carrying around a picture of my beloved child 💖
Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all
I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all
I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i recently made myself a chiitan photo keychain, now i get to think of myself as a proud parent carrying around a picture of my beloved child 💖
i need a friend who's obsessed with 9/11 so i have someone to send 9/11 jokes to instead of my ex
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i need a friend who's obsessed with 9/11 so i have someone to send 9/11 jokes to instead of my ex
more than anything this year's superbowl ads are filling me with a dread that can only be dissolved by smashing all my tech with a hammer and becoming the cuter bigfoot
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
more than anything this year's superbowl ads are filling me with a dread that can only be dissolved by smashing all my tech with a hammer and becoming the cuter bigfoot
(wizard voice) ass and titties.. titties and ass... i don't know the rest of the spell. something something smoke this grass. anndd post
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
(wizard voice) ass and titties.. titties and ass... i don't know the rest of the spell. something something smoke this grass. anndd post
been trying to come up with a clever joke abt this but mostly my mood right now is i'm on my knees shaking my fists and screaming at god to curse that man for his hubris
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
been trying to come up with a clever joke abt this but mostly my mood right now is i'm on my knees shaking my fists and screaming at god to curse that man for his hubris
tea and cookie before bed is so good... so so so unfortunate i'm tainting this ethereal experience by watching a commentary video about ai generated mpreg tiktoks
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
tea and cookie before bed is so good... so so so unfortunate i'm tainting this ethereal experience by watching a commentary video about ai generated mpreg tiktoks
devil on my shoulder: isn't it weird that ur eating hot food with a cold utensil? microwave the fork too. big kitchen safety is hiding the truth from you
ever-silent gay coded angel on my other shoulder, sentenced to observe my fate without interfering:
devil: why's he gay coded
ever-silent gay coded angel on my other shoulder, sentenced to observe my fate without interfering:
devil: why's he gay coded
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
devil on my shoulder: isn't it weird that ur eating hot food with a cold utensil? microwave the fork too. big kitchen safety is hiding the truth from you
ever-silent gay coded angel on my other shoulder, sentenced to observe my fate without interfering:
devil: why's he gay coded
ever-silent gay coded angel on my other shoulder, sentenced to observe my fate without interfering:
devil: why's he gay coded
resting a big bowl of food on my boobs is true luxury... a thrilling display of gluttony and cleavage
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
resting a big bowl of food on my boobs is true luxury... a thrilling display of gluttony and cleavage
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are we gonna vanquish this fuckeng evil or what
February 2, 2026 at 8:54 AM
are we gonna vanquish this fuckeng evil or what
the variety of the human experience is so beautiful to me. for example the saying "better to be pissed off than pissed on" is not universally true... stellar!
January 31, 2026 at 9:35 PM
the variety of the human experience is so beautiful to me. for example the saying "better to be pissed off than pissed on" is not universally true... stellar!
please lord give me the strength to maintain my joy and optimism in the face of the most spoiled cranky nitpicky people in the entire world amennnn amen
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
please lord give me the strength to maintain my joy and optimism in the face of the most spoiled cranky nitpicky people in the entire world amennnn amen
call me a reproductive system the way i'm always giving birth to new headmates. i'm pregnant and it's alters
January 31, 2026 at 1:41 AM
call me a reproductive system the way i'm always giving birth to new headmates. i'm pregnant and it's alters
oomf is awesome and cool and loveable
all of you: am i oomf 🥺
me laying my hands upon you in gentle blessing: you are all oomf
all of you: am i oomf 🥺
me laying my hands upon you in gentle blessing: you are all oomf
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
oomf is awesome and cool and loveable
all of you: am i oomf 🥺
me laying my hands upon you in gentle blessing: you are all oomf
all of you: am i oomf 🥺
me laying my hands upon you in gentle blessing: you are all oomf
i think the best way to sum up my queerness is i'm like if a himedanshi and a fujoshi had a baby and then something happened. idk what but something for sure happened
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 PM
i think the best way to sum up my queerness is i'm like if a himedanshi and a fujoshi had a baby and then something happened. idk what but something for sure happened
no longer in my lamenting era (updated my handle)
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
no longer in my lamenting era (updated my handle)
everyone get happier and sillier and joyfuller and kinder NOW. it's imperative
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
everyone get happier and sillier and joyfuller and kinder NOW. it's imperative
sometimes a girl is so haungry she must do anything... she must do anything
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
sometimes a girl is so haungry she must do anything... she must do anything
sorry i'm busy i have, hearts practice. i have to practice drawing hearts
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 AM
sorry i'm busy i have, hearts practice. i have to practice drawing hearts
*trying to have a growth mindset* i learned from this experience that because i struggle with social communication, i am vulnerable to being accused of perversion and fetishism when i am simply excited about stuff
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
*trying to have a growth mindset* i learned from this experience that because i struggle with social communication, i am vulnerable to being accused of perversion and fetishism when i am simply excited about stuff
remembered that i can listen to NIN while i study #godisgood
January 27, 2026 at 6:32 PM
remembered that i can listen to NIN while i study #godisgood
the guy in the dayquil intense flu commercial is more enticing before taking the medicine. huddling in a blanket miserable and such. i don't want to buy this product at all
January 26, 2026 at 5:51 PM
the guy in the dayquil intense flu commercial is more enticing before taking the medicine. huddling in a blanket miserable and such. i don't want to buy this product at all
it's snowing and i just remembered i can make an ultra luxurious super mega supreme hot cocoa
January 25, 2026 at 1:45 AM
it's snowing and i just remembered i can make an ultra luxurious super mega supreme hot cocoa
mom: "i think she might be on the D-R-U-Gs"
my brain: the diar yujies..............
my brain: the diar yujies..............
January 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
mom: "i think she might be on the D-R-U-Gs"
my brain: the diar yujies..............
my brain: the diar yujies..............