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Melpomene 🔒
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The other half of a whole idiot
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Meteor landed outside?
An enigmatic box bearing three glyphs and the legend [CITY OF SIX MOONS]
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Cute candid pic of me hanging out
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Love the new website! But we have a primarily English speaking audience so I used AI to translate the content ☺️
Lorem ipsum, 'translated' into nonsense
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Found a photo of me
Two dogs playing with a "rexi pets" tug of war toy
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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me if i had two tops rn
hank green eating a gros michel and a cavendish at the same time
October 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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How did Zach come up with the llm grift so early
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Me and the polycule
October 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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02:36:46! Barely trained, Beat my bad time from last year, fuck you Heaton park
Me holding my Manchester half marathon finisher shirt
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Here we go
October 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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It's a lovely day for a half marathon ✌️
Me in running clothes and a camelback on a foggy road in a sea of people
October 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Gm
October 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Goodnight lesbians
Me lying on a sofa wearing an unbuttoned plaid shirt with the sleeves ripped off over a white undershirt
October 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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>eō Americam Latinam
>"salve, amice!"
>non loquuntur linguam Latina
cat looking inside
August 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Check it out! A wood veneer!
A wood veneer up too close to identify on what
August 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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These reeds are so fucking beautiful
A pond. On the near side, tall reeds. Cattails maybe?
August 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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WHAT'S UP GAMERS TODAY I'M GONNA BE EATING UNWASHED BERRIES FROM THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
a hand holding a ripe blackberry on the plant
August 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Just meeting the minimum payments on this androgyny I owe people is killing me
August 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Lesbians: hello
Me in a dark jacket and dark glasses and light makeup with a red lip, in front of a split black and white background
June 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Also wer kenne ich in Düsseldorf
Ich in einem Flughafen
June 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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FUCK
A telegram conversation Melpomene: So I'm not a man But I am obsessed with a kind of idealised and sexualised image of homosociality between men Fuck am I a fujo? Nat: *points* fujo lmao Melpomene: GODDAMNIT they finally fucking did it boys they made a faggot who's a fujo
May 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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I contain multitudes
Screenshot of a group chat: There is genuinely no alternative advertising must be banned outright Receiving compensation for mentioning any product in literally any form must be considered as reprehensible as any bribery We should hang every ad executive Knee feeling good today
May 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Victory total butchness undisputed replacing this wing mirror was quick and easy and I won't be accepting any questions about it
Me, tongue out, denim on, making the victory sign over the wing mirror of my shitbox
May 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Labour announced their new welfare reforms
A banner on a wall reading "try praying"
May 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM