Melpomene 🔒
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Melpomene 🔒
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The other half of a whole idiot
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NO THIS ISNT FOR PUPPY PLAY LET A GIRL FUCK HER JAR OF PEANUTBUTTER IN PEACE, CHRIST
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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My feelings about the BBC are largely in line with my feelings about the NHS.

I think it is vital we have a publicly owned and funded broadcaster and its enemies are my enemies, but I *detest* the way it's talked about as some gift to the peasantry we're supposed to be fawningly grateful for.
Revealing division in my timeline between (1) my insider friends who have lived privileged lives who are very keen that we defend the BBC and think it's important it survives and (2) my outsider friends who feel (at best) ambivalent about the BBC's survival.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I can't believe Elon musk read the culture novels - wait what am I saying
I can't believe Elon had slap drones briefly described to him
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Hhhthghh I woke up and mauled my chew toy but I don't WANNA maul it I wanna fuck it 🥺

It's so so good to bite though it feels amazing to sink my teeth into it
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Knockback from farting locusts has been increased.
May 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Not to call you out for what I assume is a typo but it's fun that "chatgpt widow" could be a term related to any one of a number of different, awful incidents caused by that terrible company.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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My favourite James Bond solution is to go: you are being told a story about a legendary spy by a different and not entirely reliable narrator each time

Their purpose is to entertain you, not to deliver you useful intelligence on a dangerous man

Your handler is getting restless with your failures
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"why does my coworker send these weird wordy emails to people outside of our office" I ask, before seeing the fucking Chatgpt widow
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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DO YOURSELF A FAVOR
#art
May 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Replayed Papers Please and man the fact that it feels GOOD as a border inspector to find something wrong in an immigrant's paperwork and deny them entry is such effective design-as-commentary.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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look, there’s a lot going on here, but also I don’t think there’s an amount of money you could pay me to share personal parenting anecdotes on the internet.
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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conservatism is a political project by and for child-rapists
A man pardoned by Donald Trump for his role in January 6th - he assaulted Capitol Police officers with bear spray & a metal whip - has avoided prison for child sex crimes because of the president’s sweeping pardon, despite pleading guilty to soliciting what he believed was a 15-year-old girl for sex
Trump Pardon Lets Convicted Child Sex Predator Walk Free
Andrew Taake walked free because of Trump’s pardons, despite being convicted of a child sex crime.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm in so much trouble frick
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Brianna was killed because she was trans.

This whole phones bad project is disgusting and insulting
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Your party banned her healthcare, is implementing a bathroom ban and feeding the transphobic culture that killed her. But hey maybe it was that phones bad thats the thing to take from this murder
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Very convenient to be able to shove the transphobia that got this girl killed under the carpet and blame phones instead and be able to deny any criticism like that

Maybe Esther doesn’t think its insulting, but its rubbing salt in the wound to the whole trans community
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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No one knows how little blood ties mean like trans people do.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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I've literally given up on the idea that my mother will ever use my chosen name. It's quite a strain on our relationship despite her insistence she accepts me, and in the event of my death anyone listening to her over my wife would be spitting on my grave.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Are you genuinely too thick to be aware of how many trans people's families misgender and dishonor us in death, or are you just vile and craven enough to pretend you don't know even when talking to queer people?
Do you not think it's bizarre to have strangers on the internet decide they know better than Brianna's own loved ones on what is or isn't insulting to her memory?

I've got no time for Rosie Duffield, but she turned up at a drop-in event in Parliament and that's been the limit of her involvement.
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development

www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Extremely funny that the gambling lobby is on the warpath about rising taxes on them and the threat of 'black market gambling' allegedly run by ... them
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Where the fuck do people get harnesses to hold their base ring in place anyway
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM