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Weird Alex
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Gorgon girl, walking step by step into the deep dark woods

🔞 Contains adults-only content

Read my democratic communism book for free: https://7c1451-5d.myshopify.com
Read my robot girl erotica, Spine., for a dollar ninety-nine: https://a.co/d/fA5Y5we
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The gorgon girls are ugly and the gorgon girls are cruel

and they cackle when they giggle and they will not follow rules

and they break the girls that kiss them and their eyes are dark and flat

So I'm gonna be a gorgon girl and that's the end of that
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Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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I found a good mosaic tool! This picture proves I have no ass (sadly true) but I like it a lot anyway
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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At baggage control at Gare Du Nord earlier, a couple get VIP’d in front of us, he mutters a sorry, I say it’s ok. As I’m putting my jacket back on I see him taking a photo with security. I’m thinking a footballer so I ask the security guard who it was.It was Arsenal’s Jurrien Timber!
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I accidentally have like, 4 hours free in London if anyone wants to grab dinner
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Saw a fucked up cat in Paris today
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The difference is they see the business as "getting paid for selling books" and we see the business as "getting paid for writing books"

If you need finished books or art or porn to sell, of course "content creation" is a step you want to automate. The planet that is you orbits a cold dead star.
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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*at the CIA employee karaoke night* well done Cheryl, that was an extraordinary rendition
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Honestly wasn’t surprised to see the names of the nine kings of men in the Sauron files
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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In Amazon's LotR the main antagonist uses the evil "Palantir" technology to spy on people and sell them “Rings” which are designed to ultimately give him more power
May 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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thinking about Ring's mesh surveillance and tapping the sign
fellow engineers,

you really need to start asking yourself some questions when building something:

1. how will the police use what i'm making?
2. what kinds of people are the police going to use it against?
3. how many people will be harmed in silence before we find out?
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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Labourites singing McSweeney's praises is very reminiscent btw of how the Tories treated Cummings. To them, he is an irreplaceable super genius, but to everyone else he just seems to be clueless, and a right cock as well.
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I found a good mosaic tool! This picture proves I have no ass (sadly true) but I like it a lot anyway
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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Part 3: "The astronomical rise in stories about trans people that I’d collected over the previous year told a different story. This massive, messy dataset was brimming with increasingly vile headlines that only seemed to metastasize with time. ... two years later we know how the story turns out."
Welcome to the anti-trans outrage factory — Jessica Kant
When I first wrote Anatomy of a moral panic in February 2024, I had only a faint glimmer of what was to come.The astronomical rise in stories about trans people that I’d collected over the previous ye...
jessk.org
February 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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7 people so far wanna see this censored nude over & over badly enough to save the post… but they don’t wanna see the full uncensored image (and a bunch more angles) badly enough to come up with a few bucks to buy the set 🤔.

see if i did something like that i would just feel so weird, wouldn’t you?
can you imagine imagine being someone who bookmarks the censored post rather than heading to onlyfans.com/anarchadyke and getting the whole set of pics uncensored for less than $5?

i certainly can’t! the two of you who’ve done this so far should really sort out your priorities.
soft body sunday but it’s censored cause uhhh y’know 😉✨.

hit the links if you want this sort of thing uncensored or wanna entice me with tips to post more lewdly 💕 allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜🖤.

0/100 for goal to film & post a clip bursting the buttons of my shirt with my tits 👀💙.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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can you imagine imagine being someone who bookmarks the censored post rather than heading to onlyfans.com/anarchadyke and getting the whole set of pics uncensored for less than $5?

i certainly can’t! the two of you who’ve done this so far should really sort out your priorities.
soft body sunday but it’s censored cause uhhh y’know 😉✨.

hit the links if you want this sort of thing uncensored or wanna entice me with tips to post more lewdly 💕 allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜🖤.

0/100 for goal to film & post a clip bursting the buttons of my shirt with my tits 👀💙.
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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L’huître pour aujourd’hui, photographe à nos déjeuner, quant c’était magnifique! 🦪🇫🇷🦪🇫🇷🦪
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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soft body sunday but it’s censored cause uhhh y’know 😉✨.

hit the links if you want this sort of thing uncensored or wanna entice me with tips to post more lewdly 💕 allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜🖤.

0/100 for goal to film & post a clip bursting the buttons of my shirt with my tits 👀💙.
February 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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I took a really good nude a while ago and while I won't post with my dick out directly on here lmk if you want to see ❤️
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Mary Lou [OC] with my sona, Mees

Full Color C for @doughgoblin.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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didn’t set a goal yet since i was an exhausted mess yesterday…

if i make the goal a nice round $100 is that fair? or nah? lemme know.
what if i wrecked the buttons on another shirt & filmed it sometime? 🤔😏

i think i’ll set a tip goal in the morning & when i reach it the skyline gets a video treat 💕✨ (biggest spender can pick which shirt i fuck up if i reach goal 🤭).

any thoughts on what a reasonable goal might be for such? 🖤👀~
*pop*
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have a throwback vid 😘

(SWer saturday, check the links, dms open, tips get treats 💕✨).
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Absolutely blows my mind that Starmer couldn't even get it together to fire McSweeny. He's the political equivalent of a tattered plastic bag caught on a fence.
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I took a really good nude a while ago and while I won't post with my dick out directly on here lmk if you want to see ❤️
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM