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Weird Alex
@jackalpants.bsky.social
Gorgon girl, walking step by step into the deep dark woods

🔞 Contains adults-only content

Read my democratic communism book for free: https://7c1451-5d.myshopify.com
Read my robot girl erotica, Spine., for a dollar ninety-nine: https://a.co/d/fA5Y5we
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The gorgon girls are ugly and the gorgon girls are cruel

and they cackle when they giggle and they will not follow rules

and they break the girls that kiss them and their eyes are dark and flat

So I'm gonna be a gorgon girl and that's the end of that
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I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Look at a newborn infant crying for its mother and tell me it is a sinner

I fucking dare you
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Seriously considering Topless Tuesday because it's supposed to be 44F out.
February 7, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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L’huître de jour 38, en direct au Paris! Allons-y!! 🦪🇫🇷🦪🇫🇷
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Full screen me… do you notice anything different?
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Had a Croqué Madame this evening and tbh, it’s not the first time I’ve been filled up by a woman.
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Wanna watch me?
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Boobs for ethical porn consumers only!!
Quote post with your own boobs & spread some joy on the skyline! 💗
February 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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We saw Sappho in the Musée D’Orsay today, isn’t she beautiful?
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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this is how they used to look, actually. we just bred them to have really short legs because the long ones were freaking people out
February 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I mean I know it's tall but fuck me it's tall in person
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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habe diese seit jahren in meinem zimmer hängen und sie macht mich jeden tag glücklich
Saw a fucked up cat in Paris today
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Saw this in the irl flesh today at the Musée D’Orsay, avec @jackalpants.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Saw a fucked up cat in Paris today
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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i’ve got at least two shirts i could possibly use… i think could be fun 🤭✨
February 7, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Oh 100% I am absolutely down for this so bad
what if i wrecked the buttons on another shirt & filmed it sometime? 🤔😏

i think i’ll set a tip goal in the morning & when i reach it the skyline gets a video treat 💕✨ (biggest spender can pick which shirt i fuck up if i reach goal 🤭).

any thoughts on what a reasonable goal might be for such? 🖤👀~
*pop*
*pop*
*pop*

have a throwback vid 😘

(SWer saturday, check the links, dms open, tips get treats 💕✨).
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.

He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein

We have published it in full.

www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
www.thenational.scot
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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hey if you like this make sure you check out my links 👀✨

allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism

am trying to get back to making more content, and the best way to encourage me that it’s worth creating & posting is tips & sales on my sites 💜🫶.
it’s fat dyke friday, how’s everyone doing?

i’m about to hop into the shower in a few minutes, but i liked this pic & wanted to share it first 😘💕

been procrastinating on filming in the latex skirt; gonna try for that tonight 🖤✨ (hmu if you want a custom while i’m done up)

bandcamp friday rec ⬇️⬇️.
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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last call - you’ve got another 20-30 min to put in requests while i finish my makeup 💜🖤💋
anyone want a custom photo set or vid of me wearing my latex lingerie tonight? 👀 you’ve got about 2 hours to dm me if you’re interested 🖤✨.
it’s fat dyke friday, how’s everyone doing?

i’m about to hop into the shower in a few minutes, but i liked this pic & wanted to share it first 😘💕

been procrastinating on filming in the latex skirt; gonna try for that tonight 🖤✨ (hmu if you want a custom while i’m done up)

bandcamp friday rec ⬇️⬇️.
February 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Day 36, it’s oyster o’clock!! 🦪🦪🦪
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Day 37 oyster, all the way from beautiful Paris!! 🇫🇷🦪🇫🇷🦪
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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it’s fat dyke friday, how’s everyone doing?

i’m about to hop into the shower in a few minutes, but i liked this pic & wanted to share it first 😘💕

been procrastinating on filming in the latex skirt; gonna try for that tonight 🖤✨ (hmu if you want a custom while i’m done up)

bandcamp friday rec ⬇️⬇️.
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Labour's new NHS trans healthcare process!

Btw, the 224 year waiting list for trans people is actually genuine! For real!
POV: You're a trans person trying to use the NHS
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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oh hey, i heard it’s bandcamp friday! ❤️‍🔥✨

did you know there’s a charity compilation album to support SW advocacy & aid groups put together by the (un)official @clppng.bsky.social discord & @maschpit.bsky.social? get it today to maximize donation 👀🖤

icbcollective.bandcamp.com/album/soundt...
Soundtracks For Sex Work, by ICB Collective
36 track album
icbcollective.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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please support this wonderful creative 💕💸.
Help me reach my current bill goal please 🥺

$0/$80

cash.app/$KymSlade

venmo.com/u/Kym-Slade
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM