🩵 🩷 Emoria 🩷 🩵
@emoria.bsky.social
Trans-nonbinary woman who is definitely totally fine and feeling normal right now. IRL Theatre/Shakespeare teacher/actor/director, but this website is for feeding my brain worms. Board games, trans feels, and leftist politics. She/They. MDNI 🔞
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Okay so six years ago egg me made over 100 shorts and posted them to my social medias of the time. A lot of obvious egg behavior but also I genuinely think some of them are quite funny. Gonna post some good ones here in a thread, give a repost if you giggle.
My menstrual cycle is synced to putting on this song by Joanna Newsom
Joanna Newsom - Baby Birch (with lyrics)
YouTube video by HaveOneOnMe1
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My menstrual cycle is synced to putting on this song by Joanna Newsom
In case anyone was wondering
Mabzuela, East Chlonk St, Biff 2, and 323-25-1286
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In case anyone was wondering
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
Hey I could be wrong but to me this stinks of grift/scamming. I’d block/report if she hits you up.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey I could be wrong but to me this stinks of grift/scamming. I’d block/report if she hits you up.
I just went to a meeting and I did’t have my nails done
Pls send help they’re gonna give me a bad grade in Girl this is gonna fuck up my GPA (Girl Point Average)
Pls send help they’re gonna give me a bad grade in Girl this is gonna fuck up my GPA (Girl Point Average)
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I just went to a meeting and I did’t have my nails done
Pls send help they’re gonna give me a bad grade in Girl this is gonna fuck up my GPA (Girl Point Average)
Pls send help they’re gonna give me a bad grade in Girl this is gonna fuck up my GPA (Girl Point Average)
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I got one: don’t tell someone you know is transfem that you think they’re boymoding. Just don’t do it!
Also, cis lesbian challenge (impossible): don’t brag about how you’re a gold star lesbian because you haven’t touched a penis. With trans folk IN THE ROOM.
CHRIST. We are an oppressed, marginalized community, we owe it to each other to educate ourselves and avoid harming our own.
CHRIST. We are an oppressed, marginalized community, we owe it to each other to educate ourselves and avoid harming our own.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I got one: don’t tell someone you know is transfem that you think they’re boymoding. Just don’t do it!
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I painted my nails yesterday in preparation for Thanksgiving. First time trying a double color look. Kinda likeing it :3
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I painted my nails yesterday in preparation for Thanksgiving. First time trying a double color look. Kinda likeing it :3
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I don’t feel I’ve ever heard anything like it so for that I’m gonna trade you this one:
youtu.be/PxDZiuooduw?...
youtu.be/PxDZiuooduw?...
Take On Me - EZ Band (a-ha - Cover)
YouTube video by EZ BAND
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don’t feel I’ve ever heard anything like it so for that I’m gonna trade you this one:
youtu.be/PxDZiuooduw?...
youtu.be/PxDZiuooduw?...
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I absolutely loved Light From Uncommon Stars by @rykaaoki.bsky.social So many delicious scenes and delightful twists.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I absolutely loved Light From Uncommon Stars by @rykaaoki.bsky.social So many delicious scenes and delightful twists.
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I am a sucker for books with transfem leads.
That’s why I read mostly indie.
Not every transfem indie book turns out to be outstanding, but at least I get to do the gatekeeping, not a cis acquisitions editor in New York.
That’s why I read mostly indie.
Not every transfem indie book turns out to be outstanding, but at least I get to do the gatekeeping, not a cis acquisitions editor in New York.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I am a sucker for books with transfem leads.
That’s why I read mostly indie.
Not every transfem indie book turns out to be outstanding, but at least I get to do the gatekeeping, not a cis acquisitions editor in New York.
That’s why I read mostly indie.
Not every transfem indie book turns out to be outstanding, but at least I get to do the gatekeeping, not a cis acquisitions editor in New York.
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I’m worried that not everyone on the planet has listened to this yet
Thank me / curse my name later
Thank me / curse my name later
Neil Cicierega - Ribs
YouTube video by idontknow
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m worried that not everyone on the planet has listened to this yet
Thank me / curse my name later
Thank me / curse my name later
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I wish a philosopher would just nail it for once. Enough hemming and hawing!
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I wish a philosopher would just nail it for once. Enough hemming and hawing!
You had. Wet food. LOCKED IN A CAN. The whole time. And you KEPT IT FROM ME.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You had. Wet food. LOCKED IN A CAN. The whole time. And you KEPT IT FROM ME.
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Work picture today
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Work picture today
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"Ugh, I'm not seeing much new on bsky"
*Closes bsky*
"What now?"
*Muscle memory opens bsky*
"Wait..."
*Closes bsky*
"What now?"
*Muscle memory opens bsky*
"Wait..."
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"Ugh, I'm not seeing much new on bsky"
*Closes bsky*
"What now?"
*Muscle memory opens bsky*
"Wait..."
*Closes bsky*
"What now?"
*Muscle memory opens bsky*
"Wait..."
SOMETIMES I POST IN ALL CAPS BUT DON’T WORRY IT’S JUST FOR COMEDIC EFFECT I’M NOT YELLING AT YOU YOU SEEM NICE
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
SOMETIMES I POST IN ALL CAPS BUT DON’T WORRY IT’S JUST FOR COMEDIC EFFECT I’M NOT YELLING AT YOU YOU SEEM NICE
IF YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO
LIVE PRECARIOUSLY WHY DID YOU SIGN ME UP FOR GYMNASTICS, HUH MOM? WHAT WAS THE BALANCE BEAM ABOUT? HUH? HUH?
LIVE PRECARIOUSLY WHY DID YOU SIGN ME UP FOR GYMNASTICS, HUH MOM? WHAT WAS THE BALANCE BEAM ABOUT? HUH? HUH?
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
IF YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO
LIVE PRECARIOUSLY WHY DID YOU SIGN ME UP FOR GYMNASTICS, HUH MOM? WHAT WAS THE BALANCE BEAM ABOUT? HUH? HUH?
LIVE PRECARIOUSLY WHY DID YOU SIGN ME UP FOR GYMNASTICS, HUH MOM? WHAT WAS THE BALANCE BEAM ABOUT? HUH? HUH?
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I KNEW someone was inside but I hid due to circumstance and fear and...a lot of things for most of a decade.
what a magical day it was where I was convinced to stop taping the shell shut and be free(er)...
what a magical day it was where I was convinced to stop taping the shell shut and be free(er)...
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I KNEW someone was inside but I hid due to circumstance and fear and...a lot of things for most of a decade.
what a magical day it was where I was convinced to stop taping the shell shut and be free(er)...
what a magical day it was where I was convinced to stop taping the shell shut and be free(er)...
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Me: Getting really good at expressing my needs!
Therapist: you are currently being eaten by a bear
Me: yah but she seemed hungry and I figure having all of my flesh intact is selfish
Therapist: you are currently being eaten by a bear
Me: yah but she seemed hungry and I figure having all of my flesh intact is selfish
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Me: Getting really good at expressing my needs!
Therapist: you are currently being eaten by a bear
Me: yah but she seemed hungry and I figure having all of my flesh intact is selfish
Therapist: you are currently being eaten by a bear
Me: yah but she seemed hungry and I figure having all of my flesh intact is selfish
Hey let’s all remind ourselves that gatekeeping and assumptions can be harmful in every direction.
My enby friend told me they had just finished being the ASL interpreter for a TDOR event, and a woman came up to her and said “thank you for your allyship”
It ruined their night! Enbies are trans!!!
My enby friend told me they had just finished being the ASL interpreter for a TDOR event, and a woman came up to her and said “thank you for your allyship”
It ruined their night! Enbies are trans!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hey let’s all remind ourselves that gatekeeping and assumptions can be harmful in every direction.
My enby friend told me they had just finished being the ASL interpreter for a TDOR event, and a woman came up to her and said “thank you for your allyship”
It ruined their night! Enbies are trans!!!
My enby friend told me they had just finished being the ASL interpreter for a TDOR event, and a woman came up to her and said “thank you for your allyship”
It ruined their night! Enbies are trans!!!
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Hey everybody be nice to yourselves today. Okay? Seriously! Message a friend and say hi. Watch an old favorite. Read a new favorite. Play a bit of that game you love.
Allow yourself joy. You really deserve it.
Allow yourself joy. You really deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hey everybody be nice to yourselves today. Okay? Seriously! Message a friend and say hi. Watch an old favorite. Read a new favorite. Play a bit of that game you love.
Allow yourself joy. You really deserve it.
Allow yourself joy. You really deserve it.
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ITS 👏 TIME 👏 WE 👏 TALKED 👏 ABOUT 👏 IT 👏
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ITS 👏 TIME 👏 WE 👏 TALKED 👏 ABOUT 👏 IT 👏
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Boymoding the interview
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Boymoding the interview