Weird Alex
@jackalpants.bsky.social
Gorgon girl, walking step by step into the deep dark woods
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🔞 Contains adults-only content
Read my democratic communism book for free: https://7c1451-5d.myshopify.com
Read my robot girl erotica, Spine., for a dollar ninety-nine: https://a.co/d/fA5Y5we
It's a nice height! Tall enough to gently loom over short women, short enough to look up with stars in my eyes at tall women, just slightly taller than stuttering, delicate men
February 6, 2026 at 10:34 AM
It's a nice height! Tall enough to gently loom over short women, short enough to look up with stars in my eyes at tall women, just slightly taller than stuttering, delicate men
Hee nope! 5'9" and a bit
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Hee nope! 5'9" and a bit
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anyway the reason the adult has to be the one that draws the boundary is that the kid can’t do it if they don’t believe they’re still a kid. at 16 we are SO desperate to be treated like an adult and we want to believe that’s what we are. we will crash through any boundary that’s not steel-reinforced
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
anyway the reason the adult has to be the one that draws the boundary is that the kid can’t do it if they don’t believe they’re still a kid. at 16 we are SO desperate to be treated like an adult and we want to believe that’s what we are. we will crash through any boundary that’s not steel-reinforced
Bang on! I'm in between 5'9" and 5'10"
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Bang on! I'm in between 5'9" and 5'10"
Aw that's wonderful go him!
February 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Aw that's wonderful go him!
I instinctively started singing "Zap Shack" in my head to the tune of "Love Shack" if that pushes you in any direction
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I instinctively started singing "Zap Shack" in my head to the tune of "Love Shack" if that pushes you in any direction
Uh huh and you're definitely 6'2" are you? We established that? I'm somewhat wooly
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Uh huh and you're definitely 6'2" are you? We established that? I'm somewhat wooly
Holly I love you but you are nowhere near 6'5".
February 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Holly I love you but you are nowhere near 6'5".
Nice! 100% correct!
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nice! 100% correct!
We look cute here ❤️ love holding you
February 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
We look cute here ❤️ love holding you