MissMeliss
@melysse.bsky.social
Writer. Podcaster. Book reviewer. Word-ninja. Bathtub mermaid. Kayak junkie. Blue dot in Florida. #feminist. The #beach is my happy place. #startrek is my favorite universe. #Coffee is my higher power.
Three weeks picking a costume for one night?
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Three weeks picking a costume for one night?
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
Midnight. The fridge light. The whisper of “just one bite.”
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Midnight. The fridge light. The whisper of “just one bite.”
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
Mermaid Minute: Why do landwalkers pay admission to walk through other people's sad goodbyes. Let's talk about haunted houses.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mermaid Minute: Why do landwalkers pay admission to walk through other people's sad goodbyes. Let's talk about haunted houses.
So it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. But let’s not forget: Some of the sharpest swords, fiercest tempers, and cleverest strategies belonged to women.
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. But let’s not forget: Some of the sharpest swords, fiercest tempers, and cleverest strategies belonged to women.
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
All that fuss about machines to visit the past or peek into the future. But mermaids? Honey, we’ve been at it for centuries…
Video clip by #VectorFusionArt via #123rf
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
Video clip by #VectorFusionArt via #123rf
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
September 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
All that fuss about machines to visit the past or peek into the future. But mermaids? Honey, we’ve been at it for centuries…
Video clip by #VectorFusionArt via #123rf
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
Video clip by #VectorFusionArt via #123rf
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
September 8th is a double holiday: Star Trek Day and World Ampersand Day. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Sure, Star Trek makes sense — but what’s an ampersand?”
Link: www.patreon.com/posts/tbm-25...
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #startrek #startrekday #worldampersandday #ampersand
Link: www.patreon.com/posts/tbm-25...
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #startrek #startrekday #worldampersandday #ampersand
September 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
September 8th is a double holiday: Star Trek Day and World Ampersand Day. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Sure, Star Trek makes sense — but what’s an ampersand?”
Link: www.patreon.com/posts/tbm-25...
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #startrek #startrekday #worldampersandday #ampersand
Link: www.patreon.com/posts/tbm-25...
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #startrek #startrekday #worldampersandday #ampersand
Can you unlock the secrets of the keys before the enemy does?
Join the mission in The Bulls of Bashan. @lonestarlit.bsky.social
#LSLLBullsofBashan #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
Read my review and enter the giveaway here: www.bibliotica.com/2025/09/revi...
Join the mission in The Bulls of Bashan. @lonestarlit.bsky.social
#LSLLBullsofBashan #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
Read my review and enter the giveaway here: www.bibliotica.com/2025/09/revi...
September 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Can you unlock the secrets of the keys before the enemy does?
Join the mission in The Bulls of Bashan. @lonestarlit.bsky.social
#LSLLBullsofBashan #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
Read my review and enter the giveaway here: www.bibliotica.com/2025/09/revi...
Join the mission in The Bulls of Bashan. @lonestarlit.bsky.social
#LSLLBullsofBashan #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
Read my review and enter the giveaway here: www.bibliotica.com/2025/09/revi...
August 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The new Superman movie is awesome! Go see it in an actual theater! Enjoy a great film and two hours in a/c someone else pays for.
July 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The new Superman movie is awesome! Go see it in an actual theater! Enjoy a great film and two hours in a/c someone else pays for.
How do you live when the future has an expiration date?
Read The Calendar, a gripping tale of humanity’s final countdown. #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit #LSLLTheCalendar #bibliotica #giveaway Review: www.bibliotica.com/2025/05/revi...
Read The Calendar, a gripping tale of humanity’s final countdown. #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit #LSLLTheCalendar #bibliotica #giveaway Review: www.bibliotica.com/2025/05/revi...
May 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How do you live when the future has an expiration date?
Read The Calendar, a gripping tale of humanity’s final countdown. #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit #LSLLTheCalendar #bibliotica #giveaway Review: www.bibliotica.com/2025/05/revi...
Read The Calendar, a gripping tale of humanity’s final countdown. #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit #LSLLTheCalendar #bibliotica #giveaway Review: www.bibliotica.com/2025/05/revi...
#RIP George.
I got to interview George decades ago when he wrote a book about (fittingly) beer. He’d had a bad day and was late, and then our chat ran long because we were laughing so much.
His work made me laugh. Our chat made me keep doing improv even though I felt like I sucked.
I got to interview George decades ago when he wrote a book about (fittingly) beer. He’d had a bad day and was late, and then our chat ran long because we were laughing so much.
His work made me laugh. Our chat made me keep doing improv even though I felt like I sucked.
May 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
#RIP George.
I got to interview George decades ago when he wrote a book about (fittingly) beer. He’d had a bad day and was late, and then our chat ran long because we were laughing so much.
His work made me laugh. Our chat made me keep doing improv even though I felt like I sucked.
I got to interview George decades ago when he wrote a book about (fittingly) beer. He’d had a bad day and was late, and then our chat ran long because we were laughing so much.
His work made me laugh. Our chat made me keep doing improv even though I felt like I sucked.
Children’s shoes at the water’s edge. The sound of delighted laughter, splashing water, the wind through the palm trees. A frisbee soars by and a woman in a beach chair glances up from her book to catch it and send it back. #SundayAfternoon #hudsonbeach
May 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Children’s shoes at the water’s edge. The sound of delighted laughter, splashing water, the wind through the palm trees. A frisbee soars by and a woman in a beach chair glances up from her book to catch it and send it back. #SundayAfternoon #hudsonbeach
Nothing beats farm-fresh eggs with the bloom still on. Gifted from a friend. #fresheggs #actsofkindness
May 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Nothing beats farm-fresh eggs with the bloom still on. Gifted from a friend. #fresheggs #actsofkindness
My new office assistant. What he lacks in skill he makes up in cuteness. #adoptable #maxxandmepetrescue
May 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My new office assistant. What he lacks in skill he makes up in cuteness. #adoptable #maxxandmepetrescue
We thought this baby was dead. Apparently we were wrong. I love it when plants surprise us.
March 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We thought this baby was dead. Apparently we were wrong. I love it when plants surprise us.
Stopped on the way home to watch the sunset over the Gulf of Mexico. #floridalife #hudsonbeach
March 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Stopped on the way home to watch the sunset over the Gulf of Mexico. #floridalife #hudsonbeach
Allen, aka Chompy McChomperson, is getting bigger almost daily. He gets mouthy when overstimulated. But he also gives the best kisses. #adoptdontshop #fosterpuppy #maxxandmepetrescue
February 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Allen, aka Chompy McChomperson, is getting bigger almost daily. He gets mouthy when overstimulated. But he also gives the best kisses. #adoptdontshop #fosterpuppy #maxxandmepetrescue
Can Ramón López balance his dreams, family, and identity on the border between ambition and sacrifice? Discover his story in The Border Between Us. #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
@lonestarlit.bsky.social
Review: www.bibliotica.com/2025/02/revi...
@lonestarlit.bsky.social
Review: www.bibliotica.com/2025/02/revi...
February 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Can Ramón López balance his dreams, family, and identity on the border between ambition and sacrifice? Discover his story in The Border Between Us. #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
@lonestarlit.bsky.social
Review: www.bibliotica.com/2025/02/revi...
@lonestarlit.bsky.social
Review: www.bibliotica.com/2025/02/revi...
In case you’re unaware, the American Medical Association has a YouTube channel; they are doing daily updates on bird flu and other outbreaks since the CDC cannot: youtube.com/@americanmed...
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
In case you’re unaware, the American Medical Association has a YouTube channel; they are doing daily updates on bird flu and other outbreaks since the CDC cannot: youtube.com/@americanmed...
Text SIGN PXHTGI to 50409 to tell your congresspeople and senators NO CUTS TO MEDICAID. #resist #resistbot
February 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Text SIGN PXHTGI to 50409 to tell your congresspeople and senators NO CUTS TO MEDICAID. #resist #resistbot
Wee Allen is starting his second week with us. #fosterpuppy
February 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Wee Allen is starting his second week with us. #fosterpuppy
Wee Allen is doing really well. Mostly doing his business outside. Mostly sleeping through the night. Super sweet but still learning that puppy teeth and human skin are “unmixy” things. #maxxandmepetrescue #fosterpuppy
February 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Wee Allen is doing really well. Mostly doing his business outside. Mostly sleeping through the night. Super sweet but still learning that puppy teeth and human skin are “unmixy” things. #maxxandmepetrescue #fosterpuppy
And I will stand with you. No matter what.
January 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
And I will stand with you. No matter what.