MissMeliss
@melysse.bsky.social
Writer. Podcaster. Book reviewer. Word-ninja. Bathtub mermaid. Kayak junkie. Blue dot in Florida. #feminist. The #beach is my happy place. #startrek is my favorite universe. #Coffee is my higher power.
Three weeks picking a costume for one night?
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Three weeks picking a costume for one night?
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
Midnight. The fridge light. The whisper of “just one bite.”
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Midnight. The fridge light. The whisper of “just one bite.”
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
Mermaid Minute: Why do landwalkers pay admission to walk through other people's sad goodbyes. Let's talk about haunted houses.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mermaid Minute: Why do landwalkers pay admission to walk through other people's sad goodbyes. Let's talk about haunted houses.
So it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. But let’s not forget: Some of the sharpest swords, fiercest tempers, and cleverest strategies belonged to women.
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. But let’s not forget: Some of the sharpest swords, fiercest tempers, and cleverest strategies belonged to women.
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
All that fuss about machines to visit the past or peek into the future. But mermaids? Honey, we’ve been at it for centuries…
Video clip by #VectorFusionArt via #123rf
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
Video clip by #VectorFusionArt via #123rf
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
September 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
All that fuss about machines to visit the past or peek into the future. But mermaids? Honey, we’ve been at it for centuries…
Video clip by #VectorFusionArt via #123rf
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
Video clip by #VectorFusionArt via #123rf
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel