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Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.
April 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.
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Has anybody said 'Capital Sim' yet?
February 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Has anybody said 'Capital Sim' yet?
If anybody knows any cool clubs I can join, hook me up. Just like, a knitting circle or a M:tG group or like you know something like that. Nothing political or revolutionary. Unless...?
February 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If anybody knows any cool clubs I can join, hook me up. Just like, a knitting circle or a M:tG group or like you know something like that. Nothing political or revolutionary. Unless...?
New erotic subgenre just dropped.
"Thigh-fi"
"Thigh-fi"
October 18, 2023 at 5:19 PM
New erotic subgenre just dropped.
"Thigh-fi"
"Thigh-fi"
My equivalent of high school football stories was that one time I was in a vampire LARP and was a sassy jerk.
October 13, 2023 at 5:21 PM
My equivalent of high school football stories was that one time I was in a vampire LARP and was a sassy jerk.
There's a pretty good chance that your representatives know less about governing than you do.
October 11, 2023 at 2:53 PM
There's a pretty good chance that your representatives know less about governing than you do.
I can't accept we live in a simulation because I feel like the user interface would be better.
October 11, 2023 at 5:36 AM
I can't accept we live in a simulation because I feel like the user interface would be better.
There is a parallel universe where you have super powers and can read the thoughts of You from other universes but you choose not to help them because you're a jerk.
October 3, 2023 at 2:29 AM
There is a parallel universe where you have super powers and can read the thoughts of You from other universes but you choose not to help them because you're a jerk.
Me, the Millennial President: "My fellow Americans, oof."
Crowd, in unison: "Same."
Crowd, in unison: "Same."
October 1, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Me, the Millennial President: "My fellow Americans, oof."
Crowd, in unison: "Same."
Crowd, in unison: "Same."
Some days I feel like a sausage.
September 30, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Some days I feel like a sausage.
Over here thinking about how funny it's going to be when my generation starts to reach their 69th birthdays.
September 29, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Over here thinking about how funny it's going to be when my generation starts to reach their 69th birthdays.
If we can turn sunlight into power I don't see why we can't turn rocks into food but I'm not good at science.
September 27, 2023 at 11:49 PM
If we can turn sunlight into power I don't see why we can't turn rocks into food but I'm not good at science.
In a starbucks about to start writing any second but first I have to braid my shoelaces and find the perfect way to face the lid of my coffee cup, hm this could be another hour at least.
September 27, 2023 at 10:29 PM
In a starbucks about to start writing any second but first I have to braid my shoelaces and find the perfect way to face the lid of my coffee cup, hm this could be another hour at least.
Microfiction:
There is nothing to eat in the house but peanut butter and you have no spoons.
There is nothing to eat in the house but peanut butter and you have no spoons.
September 19, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Microfiction:
There is nothing to eat in the house but peanut butter and you have no spoons.
There is nothing to eat in the house but peanut butter and you have no spoons.
Inventing a new genre of book that is basically just naked ghosts.
September 18, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Inventing a new genre of book that is basically just naked ghosts.
Do you think dog breeders would rethink their life choices if they were called 'dog eugenicists'?
September 16, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Do you think dog breeders would rethink their life choices if they were called 'dog eugenicists'?
Imagine if you learned useful things in elementary school like how to deal with your weird adult pains or what it means when you want to cry but can't.
September 16, 2023 at 6:13 AM
Imagine if you learned useful things in elementary school like how to deal with your weird adult pains or what it means when you want to cry but can't.
How was work today?
Old and busted: "It was terrible."
New hotness: *Staring blankly into the middle distance, hearing the sound of bells faintly in your right ear.* "I can't remember. I can't remember anything."
Old and busted: "It was terrible."
New hotness: *Staring blankly into the middle distance, hearing the sound of bells faintly in your right ear.* "I can't remember. I can't remember anything."
September 15, 2023 at 3:07 AM
How was work today?
Old and busted: "It was terrible."
New hotness: *Staring blankly into the middle distance, hearing the sound of bells faintly in your right ear.* "I can't remember. I can't remember anything."
Old and busted: "It was terrible."
New hotness: *Staring blankly into the middle distance, hearing the sound of bells faintly in your right ear.* "I can't remember. I can't remember anything."
Sometimes I think my generation's greatest contribution to the zeitgeist is shitposting.
September 14, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Sometimes I think my generation's greatest contribution to the zeitgeist is shitposting.
What's the quickest way to go viral without being a massive cad?
September 3, 2023 at 10:08 PM
What's the quickest way to go viral without being a massive cad?