Misha
@mercurialgirl.bsky.social
She/her, bisexual, 39. Nerd shit, tropey romance, and mi vida loca.
Dignity, always dignity.
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Dignity, always dignity.
Apparently I really do need to walk the fence line every morning, bc Chester is looking for broken boards to chew/claw into pieces 🙃
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Apparently I really do need to walk the fence line every morning, bc Chester is looking for broken boards to chew/claw into pieces 🙃
Hee, close! They're horse blankets.
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hee, close! They're horse blankets.
People complain about folding fitted sheets and I'm just like lol you have no idea how much worse it could be
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
People complain about folding fitted sheets and I'm just like lol you have no idea how much worse it could be
Neighbors: having a loud fight outside
Me and Banjo: o___o
Chester: snoring
Me and Banjo: o___o
Chester: snoring
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Neighbors: having a loud fight outside
Me and Banjo: o___o
Chester: snoring
Me and Banjo: o___o
Chester: snoring
I was taking creeper shots of my dog sleeping in the sun earlier and gosh, this is why I do it, y'know? It's a mess but they make me so happy 💜
(When they aren't making me tear my hair out lol)
(When they aren't making me tear my hair out lol)
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was taking creeper shots of my dog sleeping in the sun earlier and gosh, this is why I do it, y'know? It's a mess but they make me so happy 💜
(When they aren't making me tear my hair out lol)
(When they aren't making me tear my hair out lol)
Checked out a new Sniffspot this morning. It's only an acre and it's in the downtown of a small city and they're rebuilding the road to it so it's not as relaxing as the ranch. BUT the owner was very nice, he's built some fun agility stuff, and it's half the drive time. Worth it!
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Checked out a new Sniffspot this morning. It's only an acre and it's in the downtown of a small city and they're rebuilding the road to it so it's not as relaxing as the ranch. BUT the owner was very nice, he's built some fun agility stuff, and it's half the drive time. Worth it!
My dog is trolling me.
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My dog is trolling me.
WOE, ABANDONED FOREVER. MY MOTHER HAS LEFT, MY GRANDMOTHER WORKS AT A DESK AND LEAVES ME ON THE COLD COUCH.
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
WOE, ABANDONED FOREVER. MY MOTHER HAS LEFT, MY GRANDMOTHER WORKS AT A DESK AND LEAVES ME ON THE COLD COUCH.
YOU AREN'T HELPING, EEYORE
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
YOU AREN'T HELPING, EEYORE
Crolll. It's 5:30am now and I'm outside with the dogs after giving hay to the donkeys. It's chilly!
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Crolll. It's 5:30am now and I'm outside with the dogs after giving hay to the donkeys. It's chilly!
It finally got cold enough that Banjo said fuck going outside, I'll never need to pee again
(Ten minutes later he scratched at the door and made Mom come outside with him so he could pee.)
(Ten minutes later he scratched at the door and made Mom come outside with him so he could pee.)
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It finally got cold enough that Banjo said fuck going outside, I'll never need to pee again
(Ten minutes later he scratched at the door and made Mom come outside with him so he could pee.)
(Ten minutes later he scratched at the door and made Mom come outside with him so he could pee.)
Mom completely refreshed the front porch this morning without me knowing or asking her to. While Dad and I were working on the back, she did a dozen things that have been on my list for months and I could cry. It's so lovely and functional and safe and all off my list now.
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Mom completely refreshed the front porch this morning without me knowing or asking her to. While Dad and I were working on the back, she did a dozen things that have been on my list for months and I could cry. It's so lovely and functional and safe and all off my list now.
My dad has been doing this for two hours, god bless him. (We are all now taking a much needed break/Mom and I are gonna try to convince him to be done with that project.)
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My dad has been doing this for two hours, god bless him. (We are all now taking a much needed break/Mom and I are gonna try to convince him to be done with that project.)
ajfkldsajfkdl I mean valid but no, this cranky old man named Neville Longbottom
December 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
ajfkldsajfkdl I mean valid but no, this cranky old man named Neville Longbottom
SHOWED UP and everyone keeps telling me NOT to yell at the cranky old man??? Even though HE barks at ME????
Emotional regulation is hard, y'all :(
Emotional regulation is hard, y'all :(
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
SHOWED UP and everyone keeps telling me NOT to yell at the cranky old man??? Even though HE barks at ME????
Emotional regulation is hard, y'all :(
Emotional regulation is hard, y'all :(
Critical productivity error
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Critical productivity error
Me: boys are you ready for bed?
The boys:
(This actually was the last little burst, normally they meet about two feet in the air 🤣)
The boys:
(This actually was the last little burst, normally they meet about two feet in the air 🤣)
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Me: boys are you ready for bed?
The boys:
(This actually was the last little burst, normally they meet about two feet in the air 🤣)
The boys:
(This actually was the last little burst, normally they meet about two feet in the air 🤣)
EXCUSE ME I WOULD LIKE MORE TREATS PLEASE LOOK I CAN SIT SO GOOD
- Chester, after being very very good at 14 minutes of "calm on mat" and "touch"
- Chester, after being very very good at 14 minutes of "calm on mat" and "touch"
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
EXCUSE ME I WOULD LIKE MORE TREATS PLEASE LOOK I CAN SIT SO GOOD
- Chester, after being very very good at 14 minutes of "calm on mat" and "touch"
- Chester, after being very very good at 14 minutes of "calm on mat" and "touch"
Just what I needed today 🫠
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just what I needed today 🫠
Soooo glad I'm home, Meemaw didn't let them sleep in her bed with her at ALL :(
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Soooo glad I'm home, Meemaw didn't let them sleep in her bed with her at ALL :(
The trick to hosting is to set expectations.
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The trick to hosting is to set expectations.