Misha
@mercurialgirl.bsky.social
She/her, bisexual, 39. Nerd shit, tropey romance, and mi vida loca.
Apparently I really do need to walk the fence line every morning, bc Chester is looking for broken boards to chew/claw into pieces 🙃
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Apparently I really do need to walk the fence line every morning, bc Chester is looking for broken boards to chew/claw into pieces 🙃
People complain about folding fitted sheets and I'm just like lol you have no idea how much worse it could be
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
People complain about folding fitted sheets and I'm just like lol you have no idea how much worse it could be
Neighbors: having a loud fight outside
Me and Banjo: o___o
Chester: snoring
Me and Banjo: o___o
Chester: snoring
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Neighbors: having a loud fight outside
Me and Banjo: o___o
Chester: snoring
Me and Banjo: o___o
Chester: snoring
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one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
When the slightest bit of research shows he was consistently racist and a daddy issues Confederate fanboy.
People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
Mom sat next to Chester. He was sleeping next to me and she was knitting.
Then he put his head in her lap.
Then he started shaking his head hard every time her circulars tickled him.
Next thing I know the knitting is getting put up and she's petting him.
Chester wins again!
Then he put his head in her lap.
Then he started shaking his head hard every time her circulars tickled him.
Next thing I know the knitting is getting put up and she's petting him.
Chester wins again!
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Mom sat next to Chester. He was sleeping next to me and she was knitting.
Then he put his head in her lap.
Then he started shaking his head hard every time her circulars tickled him.
Next thing I know the knitting is getting put up and she's petting him.
Chester wins again!
Then he put his head in her lap.
Then he started shaking his head hard every time her circulars tickled him.
Next thing I know the knitting is getting put up and she's petting him.
Chester wins again!
I was taking creeper shots of my dog sleeping in the sun earlier and gosh, this is why I do it, y'know? It's a mess but they make me so happy 💜
(When they aren't making me tear my hair out lol)
(When they aren't making me tear my hair out lol)
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was taking creeper shots of my dog sleeping in the sun earlier and gosh, this is why I do it, y'know? It's a mess but they make me so happy 💜
(When they aren't making me tear my hair out lol)
(When they aren't making me tear my hair out lol)
Checked out a new Sniffspot this morning. It's only an acre and it's in the downtown of a small city and they're rebuilding the road to it so it's not as relaxing as the ranch. BUT the owner was very nice, he's built some fun agility stuff, and it's half the drive time. Worth it!
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Checked out a new Sniffspot this morning. It's only an acre and it's in the downtown of a small city and they're rebuilding the road to it so it's not as relaxing as the ranch. BUT the owner was very nice, he's built some fun agility stuff, and it's half the drive time. Worth it!
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QRPing so that the pictures aren't on the timeline, but if you aren't Jewish I really really really need you to be aware of this
I’m putting this behind a graphic media warning label so you only have to look at it if you are uneducated about this, but here is the violently antisemitic cartoon they are mimicking. It is truly one of the most vile hate-images that exists and is used regularly by Nazis and the alt-right.
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
QRPing so that the pictures aren't on the timeline, but if you aren't Jewish I really really really need you to be aware of this
Also I am so so so jealous of everyone with a job that has a slow season 😭😭😭
December 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Also I am so so so jealous of everyone with a job that has a slow season 😭😭😭
TIL the USDA offices run PTO on a use it or lose it basis, so in December productivity grinds to a halt as people try to use their PTO
Yes I'm still trying to get my home mortgage closed 🙃🙃🙃
Yes I'm still trying to get my home mortgage closed 🙃🙃🙃
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
TIL the USDA offices run PTO on a use it or lose it basis, so in December productivity grinds to a halt as people try to use their PTO
Yes I'm still trying to get my home mortgage closed 🙃🙃🙃
Yes I'm still trying to get my home mortgage closed 🙃🙃🙃
dogs: MOTHER! MOTHER THERE IS A MAN IN THE YARD! HE'S SURROUNDING US!!!!
me: that's the man I pay to pick up your poop
dogs: HE'S STEALING OUR POOP????
me: that's the man I pay to pick up your poop
dogs: HE'S STEALING OUR POOP????
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
dogs: MOTHER! MOTHER THERE IS A MAN IN THE YARD! HE'S SURROUNDING US!!!!
me: that's the man I pay to pick up your poop
dogs: HE'S STEALING OUR POOP????
me: that's the man I pay to pick up your poop
dogs: HE'S STEALING OUR POOP????
Important PSA the new Dirty Laundry is Matt Mercer, Aimee Carrero, Robbie Daymond, and Taliesin Jaffe!
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Important PSA the new Dirty Laundry is Matt Mercer, Aimee Carrero, Robbie Daymond, and Taliesin Jaffe!
A colleague (one of the GL accountants) just told me I'm the heart of AP and that I do an amazing job 🥹 I needed that today.
December 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A colleague (one of the GL accountants) just told me I'm the heart of AP and that I do an amazing job 🥹 I needed that today.
I think it's time to teach my niblings some ancient lore and then skip town youtu.be/DWCOYJg9ps4
You're Gonna Miss Me, Lulu and the Lampshades
YouTube video by LandShapes
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I think it's time to teach my niblings some ancient lore and then skip town youtu.be/DWCOYJg9ps4
Tougher than normal teeth cleaning today bc I've missed several appointments bc of *gestures* everything. Thank god I found an office with kind and thoughtful hygienists and dentist who don't lecture and shame.
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tougher than normal teeth cleaning today bc I've missed several appointments bc of *gestures* everything. Thank god I found an office with kind and thoughtful hygienists and dentist who don't lecture and shame.
I've been trying for 3 months to get my skin med, a specialty autoimmune drug, refilled.
Today's CSR asked about secondary coverage, by which she meant the brand savings card the previous pharmacy auto enrolled me into in April.
That was the problem the whole time. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Today's CSR asked about secondary coverage, by which she meant the brand savings card the previous pharmacy auto enrolled me into in April.
That was the problem the whole time. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I've been trying for 3 months to get my skin med, a specialty autoimmune drug, refilled.
Today's CSR asked about secondary coverage, by which she meant the brand savings card the previous pharmacy auto enrolled me into in April.
That was the problem the whole time. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Today's CSR asked about secondary coverage, by which she meant the brand savings card the previous pharmacy auto enrolled me into in April.
That was the problem the whole time. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
My dog is trolling me.
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My dog is trolling me.
WOE, ABANDONED FOREVER. MY MOTHER HAS LEFT, MY GRANDMOTHER WORKS AT A DESK AND LEAVES ME ON THE COLD COUCH.
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
WOE, ABANDONED FOREVER. MY MOTHER HAS LEFT, MY GRANDMOTHER WORKS AT A DESK AND LEAVES ME ON THE COLD COUCH.
Chester is doing QA on the fencing and I have added 3 x 60lb blocks. Thank you for the bug reports Chester 😮💨
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Chester is doing QA on the fencing and I have added 3 x 60lb blocks. Thank you for the bug reports Chester 😮💨
It finally got cold enough that Banjo said fuck going outside, I'll never need to pee again
(Ten minutes later he scratched at the door and made Mom come outside with him so he could pee.)
(Ten minutes later he scratched at the door and made Mom come outside with him so he could pee.)
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It finally got cold enough that Banjo said fuck going outside, I'll never need to pee again
(Ten minutes later he scratched at the door and made Mom come outside with him so he could pee.)
(Ten minutes later he scratched at the door and made Mom come outside with him so he could pee.)
Yesterday was 75, this morning was 42, tonight is going to be 29. Next Saturday's high is 77. What is consistency we just don't know.
December 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yesterday was 75, this morning was 42, tonight is going to be 29. Next Saturday's high is 77. What is consistency we just don't know.
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
Mom completely refreshed the front porch this morning without me knowing or asking her to. While Dad and I were working on the back, she did a dozen things that have been on my list for months and I could cry. It's so lovely and functional and safe and all off my list now.
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Mom completely refreshed the front porch this morning without me knowing or asking her to. While Dad and I were working on the back, she did a dozen things that have been on my list for months and I could cry. It's so lovely and functional and safe and all off my list now.
My dad has been doing this for two hours, god bless him. (We are all now taking a much needed break/Mom and I are gonna try to convince him to be done with that project.)
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My dad has been doing this for two hours, god bless him. (We are all now taking a much needed break/Mom and I are gonna try to convince him to be done with that project.)
@pearlo.bsky.social omg omg NERDS www.instagram.com/reel/DSH307n...
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
@pearlo.bsky.social omg omg NERDS www.instagram.com/reel/DSH307n...