Amy (careful of the icy patch!)
@spooloflies.bsky.social
Amy, queer cis Jew, she/her. Kidlit, reality TV, lady superheroes, lit theory, collage. All the #BlackWidow feelings. Watched 1400+ Law & Order episodes in a year. I'm sorry for who I am during Big Brother season. Asthma, TMJ, and #ActuallyOCD. So tired.
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The Complete Wolf Entertainment Episode-By-Episode Checklist
docs.google.com
Housekeeping note: I've upgraded my Complete Laws and/or Orders Spreadsheet (currently 1434 episodes) to include the FBIs (currently 331 episodes). Haven't started One Chicago but I figure it's only a matter of time. No one is proud right now. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I just think people related to me shouldn't not know details about Muppets. It's rude.
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I just think people related to me shouldn't not know details about Muppets. It's rude.
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
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Stop reposting news and facts without sources I am begging and pleading on my knees in the dirt. Are you not exhausted by fake news by 2026? The AI slop stories?
A picture and text without a journalistic source *no matter how much it supports your worldview* is NOT WORTH SPREADING until verified
A picture and text without a journalistic source *no matter how much it supports your worldview* is NOT WORTH SPREADING until verified
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Stop reposting news and facts without sources I am begging and pleading on my knees in the dirt. Are you not exhausted by fake news by 2026? The AI slop stories?
A picture and text without a journalistic source *no matter how much it supports your worldview* is NOT WORTH SPREADING until verified
A picture and text without a journalistic source *no matter how much it supports your worldview* is NOT WORTH SPREADING until verified
Get yourself a best friend who understands you hit your limit and will text from sitting right next to you cause it's easier to parse written than verbal (cc @thesasha.bsky.social )
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Get yourself a best friend who understands you hit your limit and will text from sitting right next to you cause it's easier to parse written than verbal (cc @thesasha.bsky.social )
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some people say the most beautiful phrase in the english language is “cellar door” but i think it’s “sex toy removed by author”
Isn’t that a sex toy?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
some people say the most beautiful phrase in the english language is “cellar door” but i think it’s “sex toy removed by author”
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This direct mutual aid fund is tax deductible and your employer can match it, if any of my followers have been looking for one like that!
New mutual aid option just dropped (OK, maybe it didn't just drop, but I just found out about it): a direct aid fund run by Shir Tikvah. Takes donations by credit card or ACH.
www.yesodfund.org
www.yesodfund.org
Yesod Fund | Learn, Support, Make a Difference
Support those in need in the Twin Cities with the Yesod Fund. Providing direct aid for housing, food, and emergencies, fostering community stability and resilience.
www.yesodfund.org
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
This direct mutual aid fund is tax deductible and your employer can match it, if any of my followers have been looking for one like that!
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10/10 response no notes
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
10/10 response no notes
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Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
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Man thought of EVERY detail.
The way Bad Bunny set up his halftime show, the best place to see it from was the worst seats in the stadium, all the way at the top.
The richest and most powerful people in the lowest seats had almost no view at all.
The richest and most powerful people in the lowest seats had almost no view at all.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Man thought of EVERY detail.
Well what the fuck are we going to do about #bb28
Etsy just kicked witches off their platform.
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform
For years, you could hire someone on Etsy to curse an evil ex, protect your home, or manifest better luck. Well, until now.
www.vice.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Well what the fuck are we going to do about #bb28
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googling "does my video camera bird feeder work with the department of homeland security" and now my eye has a twitch that won't go away
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
googling "does my video camera bird feeder work with the department of homeland security" and now my eye has a twitch that won't go away
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Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.”
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.”
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
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Whole thread but especially this.
My view from Minneapolis is that I'm surrounded by acts and messages of solidarity, support, and defiance, and some of them make me cringe but THAT'S OKAY, it's not all FOR me.
It all adds up. There is power in the accumulation of signs, gestures and assistance.
My view from Minneapolis is that I'm surrounded by acts and messages of solidarity, support, and defiance, and some of them make me cringe but THAT'S OKAY, it's not all FOR me.
It all adds up. There is power in the accumulation of signs, gestures and assistance.
You don't know what else someone who's wearing a red knitted cap is doing, and they prob shouldn't announce all the things they are doing — nor do we want the fash to be able to identify who is and isn't doing heavy resistance work by virtue of a hat. Let symbols be popular.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Whole thread but especially this.
My view from Minneapolis is that I'm surrounded by acts and messages of solidarity, support, and defiance, and some of them make me cringe but THAT'S OKAY, it's not all FOR me.
It all adds up. There is power in the accumulation of signs, gestures and assistance.
My view from Minneapolis is that I'm surrounded by acts and messages of solidarity, support, and defiance, and some of them make me cringe but THAT'S OKAY, it's not all FOR me.
It all adds up. There is power in the accumulation of signs, gestures and assistance.
Last day of Shiva (although I'm wearing the ribbon for a week, as custom dictates). I got this.
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Last day of Shiva (although I'm wearing the ribbon for a week, as custom dictates). I got this.
My mom informing me that she likes Bad Bunny was almost worth the 10 hours I spent not at home
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My mom informing me that she likes Bad Bunny was almost worth the 10 hours I spent not at home
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
Great news for the "Mr. Beast will provide lots of additional audience engagement and that's why we need to associate him with #Survivor50" crowd.
They booed mr beast at the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Great news for the "Mr. Beast will provide lots of additional audience engagement and that's why we need to associate him with #Survivor50" crowd.
I'm clearly going to have a lot of feelings at some point but I'm absolutely not at that point yet so people keep being like "how are your Feelings" and I'm like "great I'm letting myself eat bagels this week and they're delicious" and almost no one is actually asking about bagels
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'm clearly going to have a lot of feelings at some point but I'm absolutely not at that point yet so people keep being like "how are your Feelings" and I'm like "great I'm letting myself eat bagels this week and they're delicious" and almost no one is actually asking about bagels
Guys my aunt brought up Stranger Things unprovoked and @thesasha.bsky.social got to see my whole face journey in bravely not responding.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Guys my aunt brought up Stranger Things unprovoked and @thesasha.bsky.social got to see my whole face journey in bravely not responding.
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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT UPDATE my mom's neighbor brought her Boston Terrier over for shiva and I got to pet her
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT UPDATE my mom's neighbor brought her Boston Terrier over for shiva and I got to pet her
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I regret to report that I remain on my bullshit.
February 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I regret to report that I remain on my bullshit.
YES. This is also why the lack of continuity between any two movies beyond broad character strokes is a feature, not a bug. Variations in the characters only matter if you're the kind of person who says "how come Professor Plum drives neither a taxi nor a Delorean" unironically
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
YES. This is also why the lack of continuity between any two movies beyond broad character strokes is a feature, not a bug. Variations in the characters only matter if you're the kind of person who says "how come Professor Plum drives neither a taxi nor a Delorean" unironically