Amy (careful of the icy patch!)
@spooloflies.bsky.social
Amy, queer cis Jew, she/her. Kidlit, reality TV, lady superheroes, lit theory, collage. All the #BlackWidow feelings. Watched 1400+ Law & Order episodes in a year. I'm sorry for who I am during Big Brother season. Asthma, TMJ, and #ActuallyOCD. So tired.
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The Complete Wolf Entertainment Episode-By-Episode Checklist
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Housekeeping note: I've upgraded my Complete Laws and/or Orders Spreadsheet (currently 1434 episodes) to include the FBIs (currently 331 episodes). Haven't started One Chicago but I figure it's only a matter of time. No one is proud right now. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
My mom informing me that she likes Bad Bunny was almost worth the 10 hours I spent not at home
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My mom informing me that she likes Bad Bunny was almost worth the 10 hours I spent not at home
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
Great news for the "Mr. Beast will provide lots of additional audience engagement and that's why we need to associate him with #Survivor50" crowd.
They booed mr beast at the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Great news for the "Mr. Beast will provide lots of additional audience engagement and that's why we need to associate him with #Survivor50" crowd.
I'm clearly going to have a lot of feelings at some point but I'm absolutely not at that point yet so people keep being like "how are your Feelings" and I'm like "great I'm letting myself eat bagels this week and they're delicious" and almost no one is actually asking about bagels
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'm clearly going to have a lot of feelings at some point but I'm absolutely not at that point yet so people keep being like "how are your Feelings" and I'm like "great I'm letting myself eat bagels this week and they're delicious" and almost no one is actually asking about bagels
Guys my aunt brought up Stranger Things unprovoked and @thesasha.bsky.social got to see my whole face journey in bravely not responding.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Guys my aunt brought up Stranger Things unprovoked and @thesasha.bsky.social got to see my whole face journey in bravely not responding.
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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT UPDATE my mom's neighbor brought her Boston Terrier over for shiva and I got to pet her
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT UPDATE my mom's neighbor brought her Boston Terrier over for shiva and I got to pet her
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I regret to report that I remain on my bullshit.
February 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I regret to report that I remain on my bullshit.
YES. This is also why the lack of continuity between any two movies beyond broad character strokes is a feature, not a bug. Variations in the characters only matter if you're the kind of person who says "how come Professor Plum drives neither a taxi nor a Delorean" unironically
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
YES. This is also why the lack of continuity between any two movies beyond broad character strokes is a feature, not a bug. Variations in the characters only matter if you're the kind of person who says "how come Professor Plum drives neither a taxi nor a Delorean" unironically
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saying rob rausch is a better traitor than cirie fields is like saying keanu is a better big brother player than rachel reilly #thetraitorsus #bb27
February 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
saying rob rausch is a better traitor than cirie fields is like saying keanu is a better big brother player than rachel reilly #thetraitorsus #bb27
Jewish tradition days that when a loved one from your immediate family (parent, child, or sibling) did, you wear a black ribbon, torn, to represent the way people used to rend their clothing.
Dare to be the person who says "what if"
Dare to be the person who says "what if"
February 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Jewish tradition days that when a loved one from your immediate family (parent, child, or sibling) did, you wear a black ribbon, torn, to represent the way people used to rend their clothing.
Dare to be the person who says "what if"
Dare to be the person who says "what if"
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photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
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i kneeled to take a sweet pic of her with her eyes closed and facing the sun and instead i instantly got a whole serving of stanley kubrick shit from someone who’s afraid of shadows, plastic bags, shoes, and her own tail.
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i kneeled to take a sweet pic of her with her eyes closed and facing the sun and instead i instantly got a whole serving of stanley kubrick shit from someone who’s afraid of shadows, plastic bags, shoes, and her own tail.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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I finished my Lego T-Rex display! I bought a used terrarium, then ordered the white baseplates, the stanchions, and the "rope" from Lego. The spotlights and the terrarium background were from Amazon.
Minifigs were from my box of assorted Lego :-)
Minifigs were from my box of assorted Lego :-)
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I finished my Lego T-Rex display! I bought a used terrarium, then ordered the white baseplates, the stanchions, and the "rope" from Lego. The spotlights and the terrarium background were from Amazon.
Minifigs were from my box of assorted Lego :-)
Minifigs were from my box of assorted Lego :-)
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
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Anyway, enjoy that wish you made on a monkey's paw for religious leaders to get more involved in politics, conservatives
February 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Anyway, enjoy that wish you made on a monkey's paw for religious leaders to get more involved in politics, conservatives
*whispers* kitten minyon
Okay but there's also the Puppy Bowl and now you're making me think of instead of Kitty Halftime Show it's little kittens sitting shiva.
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
*whispers* kitten minyon
Most people who "love something so much it hurts" do not mean it literally, but i, an uncoordinated overachiever whose hobbies all seem to include sharp things...
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Most people who "love something so much it hurts" do not mean it literally, but i, an uncoordinated overachiever whose hobbies all seem to include sharp things...
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Times article has an incredible illustration
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Times article has an incredible illustration
We're sitting Shiva during the Super Bowl and no one in my family is interested in my creative crossover celebration ideas.
February 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
We're sitting Shiva during the Super Bowl and no one in my family is interested in my creative crossover celebration ideas.
I'm not posting the obit or funeral info on here given the frequent reminders we've gotten about how this entire site is very public but I did link to the obit on facebook, and if anyone wants details feel free to DM, which is a part of this site I have basically never looked at but what if I start.
So I have been putting off posting this because I don't really know how to say it, but: my dad passed away last night. Hospice was amazing, his care team was amazing, he wasn't in pain, and I'm very glad he's no longer suffering and that I can finally officially miss him. I'm okay.
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I'm not posting the obit or funeral info on here given the frequent reminders we've gotten about how this entire site is very public but I did link to the obit on facebook, and if anyone wants details feel free to DM, which is a part of this site I have basically never looked at but what if I start.