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Local Library Shit Scrubber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
@merelymaple.bsky.social
🔞 18+. MINORS DNI.

● Hi! I'm Maple! I'm a Trans Woman, and your Local Library Shit Scrubbing Professional.

○ Fiancée of the one and only ShoofyWoofy

● Black Lives Matter, Trans Rights are Human Rights, and Free Palestine.
I need to drink mooooooore.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
New Years Resolutions for me:
1) Get Married.
2) Make a few animations.
3) Start writing a cook book I can pass on to someone.
4) Survive.
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hey @discord.com, where did the little dot next to the channels with new messages go? The tiny difference in text color changing is hard to see if you're scrolling past channels looking for the unread message.
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I fucking hate tech bros. "I can't figure out how to raise a baby without ChatGPT." THEN DON'T FUCKING RAISE A BABY??? I don't want to gatekeep raising kids and stuff, but like if you're relying on The Misinformation Box™ to raise a kid, you're actively a source of danger to that child.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
3D animation prep in progress gamers. Just got @tomlumperson.bsky.social modelled, now I've just gotta do 7 billion other little things before I can start animating!
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Btw, I fucking hate Portillo's. Nasty ass burnt italian sausage, dryer than the desert. How do you fuck up chicken tenders??? Breading jumped off it whenever it wanted. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP CHICKEN TENDERS? The fries were alright though, and the cheese sauce was pretty good shitty cheese sauce.
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I hate Inverse Kinematics!!!

I FUCKING HATE INVERSE KINEMATICS!!!

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO USEFUL AND SO CONFUSING TO SET UP ON A NEW MODEL!?!
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Queef is onomatopoeia.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
ABSOLUTELY PEAK NAMES.
Introducing the Seattle Torrent and the Vancouver Goldeneyes!

Our two new team identities are here! Get to know them at the links below:
Torrent ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/seattle-torrent
Goldeneyes ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/vancouver-goldeneyes
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Reposted by Local Library Shit Scrubber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gonna make a Neocities page I think. I just found out about it and it seems cool.
August 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I take it back, I'm no longer sober and have a Chicken, Bacon, Ranch Stuffed Crust Pizza in The Oven™ rn.
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August 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm now a cat haver. I still don't know why he's in the bag but he's in that shit for sure.
The cat's out of the bag? Well why was she in there in the first place!?!
May 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
What did I mean by this? It just wouldn't fix me? Most of the time I have some kind of understanding of what I've posted, but this is just a complete blank spot.
Laying in a picnic blanket at night while bare ass naked would fix me.
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I need to talk about The Goon Pope™ more often.
New HBomberGuy Video in 2030.

Is "Take Me to Church" actually about edging? Perchance, maybe even gooning?

In this video essay I will explain the history of edging, the crusades, and the secret capitalist religion founded by The Goon Pope™ to make you buy more lube.
December 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Fuckin love women's hockey.
December 7, 2024 at 2:55 AM
It's not my job to be palatable to cisgender heterosexuals. It is not my job to maintain their level of comfort around me. If you're uncomfortable around me, that's a you problem. I'm over here minding my transgender business and staying out of yours, perhaps it's time cisgender people did the same.
December 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Holy fuck, I watched Pacific Rim while high tonight, that shit is WILD.
November 29, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I fucking love being a trans tomboy. Fuck you for trying to tell me what my gender is, and fuck you again for trying to tell me how to express it.
November 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
My sleep paralysis demon keeps taking hits from my pen and saying "this shit tastes like static", I don't know what this means. Can anyone help?
November 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I JUST WANNA BE WEBFISHING, WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK AND HAVE A JOB AND CLEAN THINGS AND DO STUFF AND LEAVE THE HOUSE AND WORK AND WORK AND WORK AND WORK FUCKING GOD SHITTING DAMNIT I'M SO FUCKING DONE FUCK!
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
YouTubers, stop putting the Discord join sound effect in your videos PLEASE.
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Laying in a picnic blanket at night while bare ass naked would fix me.
November 23, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Hey so what the fuck does this mean?
November 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM