But also don’t tread on me.

Like I’m so excited to yeet Gabe Evans you won’t even believe

I only dare to ask because literally no one follows me on this social media void.

I’m gonna put “There’s a ReaSon” in my email signature from now on

In the meantime, who is interested in co-founding a start up for AI to super charge human defecation? We’ve been pooping like Neanderthals for decades. You squat, squeeze, and hope for the best. Let’s change that. $50mil from the VCs pretty plz.

I will offer the phrase “cyber trucks, out of luck!” But feel free to play with the form, let’s see how this baby grows