NaNoWriMo, and now California College of the Arts prove that art attempting to partner with its own grim reaper does nothing but further the stink of our own death. GenAI can write all the python unit tests it wants, but it’ll have to wrestle the pen and brush out of my cold dead fingers.
February 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
NaNoWriMo, and now California College of the Arts prove that art attempting to partner with its own grim reaper does nothing but further the stink of our own death. GenAI can write all the python unit tests it wants, but it’ll have to wrestle the pen and brush out of my cold dead fingers.
I paused therapy when I switched jobs (cuz insurance is dumb!)
This weekend I did two double features: Bugonia/If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and Eyes Wide Shut/Saltburn.
Pretty sure it’s time to start looking for a new therapist.
This weekend I did two double features: Bugonia/If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and Eyes Wide Shut/Saltburn.
Pretty sure it’s time to start looking for a new therapist.
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I paused therapy when I switched jobs (cuz insurance is dumb!)
This weekend I did two double features: Bugonia/If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and Eyes Wide Shut/Saltburn.
Pretty sure it’s time to start looking for a new therapist.
This weekend I did two double features: Bugonia/If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and Eyes Wide Shut/Saltburn.
Pretty sure it’s time to start looking for a new therapist.
Growing up I always knew I wanted to be an employee of a sub contractor to a sub contractor to a regional government offices designated to run a state government program.
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Growing up I always knew I wanted to be an employee of a sub contractor to a sub contractor to a regional government offices designated to run a state government program.
This meatsack is powered by oat milk lattes and extreme cognitive compartmentalization
January 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This meatsack is powered by oat milk lattes and extreme cognitive compartmentalization
Just watched Four Rooms and I will now forever treat The Misbehavers as Spy Kids canon
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Just watched Four Rooms and I will now forever treat The Misbehavers as Spy Kids canon
Look I know we all live in a time of horrors, but can I just say: there’s too much Love is Blind. They’re ruining it with sheer volume. Please stop.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Look I know we all live in a time of horrors, but can I just say: there’s too much Love is Blind. They’re ruining it with sheer volume. Please stop.
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…it should break your heart to kill.
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
…it should break your heart to kill.
Going through one of those “my heart feels like it’s being pulled into the void with one of those hooks Egyptians used to take brains out of dead pharaohs” lately, so I can’t think of a better time for The Pitt to come back. Can’t wait to ugly cry a whole bunch.
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Going through one of those “my heart feels like it’s being pulled into the void with one of those hooks Egyptians used to take brains out of dead pharaohs” lately, so I can’t think of a better time for The Pitt to come back. Can’t wait to ugly cry a whole bunch.
Do I work with relational databases every day? Yes. Do I remember what 2nd normal form is? No. Do I curl my eyelashes or put on mascara? Never. Do I remember that argument two girls in my 10th grade English class had about whether eyelash curlers are necessary or can you do it with just mascara? Yes
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Do I work with relational databases every day? Yes. Do I remember what 2nd normal form is? No. Do I curl my eyelashes or put on mascara? Never. Do I remember that argument two girls in my 10th grade English class had about whether eyelash curlers are necessary or can you do it with just mascara? Yes
If we’re gonna have ultimate surveillance for the targeted ad apocalypse, why isn’t there a service that gives me access to the ads my friends and family see so that I know exactly what gifts to buy them.
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If we’re gonna have ultimate surveillance for the targeted ad apocalypse, why isn’t there a service that gives me access to the ads my friends and family see so that I know exactly what gifts to buy them.
Do you put a fake name, email, and zip code into the Starbucks WiFi login or are you a loser
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Do you put a fake name, email, and zip code into the Starbucks WiFi login or are you a loser
Can’t decide if I should feel cool and proud I’m starting to get recruiting messages for founding engineer roles, or just concerned start ups are that desperate.
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can’t decide if I should feel cool and proud I’m starting to get recruiting messages for founding engineer roles, or just concerned start ups are that desperate.
If I had to sum up my understanding of celebrities in one way, it would be the fact that in my mind, Jared Leto and Gerard Way are inexplicably the same person
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
If I had to sum up my understanding of celebrities in one way, it would be the fact that in my mind, Jared Leto and Gerard Way are inexplicably the same person
Gonna carry this fire all the way to mid-terms
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Gonna carry this fire all the way to mid-terms
What’s riskier: posting support for Palestine or posting critique for Taylor Swift?
October 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What’s riskier: posting support for Palestine or posting critique for Taylor Swift?
A lifetime of being an ibuprofen household b/c of a father paranoid about liver damage and me and my sibs are still all big fuckin’ weirdos who struggle with eye contact and scratchy shirts. Make it make sense.
September 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A lifetime of being an ibuprofen household b/c of a father paranoid about liver damage and me and my sibs are still all big fuckin’ weirdos who struggle with eye contact and scratchy shirts. Make it make sense.
Anytime I get to apply binary search to something in the real world, I feel like a goddamn genius.
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anytime I get to apply binary search to something in the real world, I feel like a goddamn genius.
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
Why do my job when I could be playing corporate satire video games? WFH quandaries…
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why do my job when I could be playing corporate satire video games? WFH quandaries…
I’m done with discourse. From now on I only will participate in screams into pillows or the void.
September 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I’m done with discourse. From now on I only will participate in screams into pillows or the void.
To be clear, I condemn genocide AND political violence
September 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
To be clear, I condemn genocide AND political violence
They say youth is wasted on the young but what about free time wasted on retired Boomers with zero curiosity.
August 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They say youth is wasted on the young but what about free time wasted on retired Boomers with zero curiosity.
I can’t wait for all the hipsters to get into artisanal human made web apps once we get sick of this AI shit.
August 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I can’t wait for all the hipsters to get into artisanal human made web apps once we get sick of this AI shit.
I do think we need to bring back slug bug punching with cyber trucks. Just punch whoever is nearest when you see one so we can all further associate them with pain.
August 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I do think we need to bring back slug bug punching with cyber trucks. Just punch whoever is nearest when you see one so we can all further associate them with pain.
Somehow I’ve been added to an Oklahoma library mailing list. The last time I was in Oklahoma was 2014.
July 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Somehow I’ve been added to an Oklahoma library mailing list. The last time I was in Oklahoma was 2014.