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Mermaid only ever on dry land by need. If I could get cake in the pool, I would be there now. She/her
Single mother who probably still gets more sex than elongated muskrats.
Single mother who probably still gets more sex than elongated muskrats.
The Twerp is angry bc she wanted to go xmas shopping with me bc "it's tradition!" She is not allowed to go this year bc her list is utter bullshit for herself and her friend with a big line crossed thru her sister's name and LOL near her dad's name. She was told to make changes, refused to do so and
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Twerp is angry bc she wanted to go xmas shopping with me bc "it's tradition!" She is not allowed to go this year bc her list is utter bullshit for herself and her friend with a big line crossed thru her sister's name and LOL near her dad's name. She was told to make changes, refused to do so and
A para in another room works with a student in Asshole's room outside of school and calls her her best friend. She did in fact let the parents know about the comment that was made about their daughter and said "I really don't think Monday is going to be a real good day for AH"
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A para in another room works with a student in Asshole's room outside of school and calls her her best friend. She did in fact let the parents know about the comment that was made about their daughter and said "I really don't think Monday is going to be a real good day for AH"
Watched the movie "Chick Fight" on Netflix last night and it was not terrible/not great but there was a scene that had me braying like a goosed donkey.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Watched the movie "Chick Fight" on Netflix last night and it was not terrible/not great but there was a scene that had me braying like a goosed donkey.
I sneeze so violently that I think I cause minor brain damage. Usually about 10 sneezes deep and I will get hysterical laughter to go with the effort of pushing my lungs OUT of my chest. What a dainty fucking flower.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I sneeze so violently that I think I cause minor brain damage. Usually about 10 sneezes deep and I will get hysterical laughter to go with the effort of pushing my lungs OUT of my chest. What a dainty fucking flower.
Tried to use the word "weird" to describe myself on a dating profile and got the message that "strong or insulting language" was not allowed on this website. On a site where you look for "metalheads" but weird is a bridge too far. Well, excuse the fuck right out of me.
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Tried to use the word "weird" to describe myself on a dating profile and got the message that "strong or insulting language" was not allowed on this website. On a site where you look for "metalheads" but weird is a bridge too far. Well, excuse the fuck right out of me.
Found a book called Don't Feed Santa and each page is a different character with a big mouth and teeth and there is Caveboy at his desk brushing their teeth.
Oh yeah. Kid brings in a collection of toothbrushes and the gross things that happens to each of them would make you all SHRIEK.
Oh yeah. Kid brings in a collection of toothbrushes and the gross things that happens to each of them would make you all SHRIEK.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Found a book called Don't Feed Santa and each page is a different character with a big mouth and teeth and there is Caveboy at his desk brushing their teeth.
Oh yeah. Kid brings in a collection of toothbrushes and the gross things that happens to each of them would make you all SHRIEK.
Oh yeah. Kid brings in a collection of toothbrushes and the gross things that happens to each of them would make you all SHRIEK.
If you have ever read "The Yeti is Ready" you know that toward the end it has a long list of "If you like..." sentences so I threw in a "getting caught in the rain" and nearly made Teacher B piss her pants.
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you have ever read "The Yeti is Ready" you know that toward the end it has a long list of "If you like..." sentences so I threw in a "getting caught in the rain" and nearly made Teacher B piss her pants.
Ms. S and Asshole are going to duke it out at some point and while I think Ms. S is the scrappier of the 2, she will also crap out into a coughing choking fit about 14 seconds into any kind of fight and Asshole will win by default.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ms. S and Asshole are going to duke it out at some point and while I think Ms. S is the scrappier of the 2, she will also crap out into a coughing choking fit about 14 seconds into any kind of fight and Asshole will win by default.
Used a new free streaming service today to watch a holiday movie. Good: it was free. Bad: it plays upwards of 8 ads at a time and in most cases 6 of those ads will be the very same ad repeated until you are sure that your brain has snapped for real.
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Used a new free streaming service today to watch a holiday movie. Good: it was free. Bad: it plays upwards of 8 ads at a time and in most cases 6 of those ads will be the very same ad repeated until you are sure that your brain has snapped for real.
Computer dealie is starting its bullshit and calling for "1 inch or more of snow on Thursday" and my friend, I just want to make it thru these 2 weeks of school and get to the other side. We can have snow fucking days in Jan and Feb.
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Computer dealie is starting its bullshit and calling for "1 inch or more of snow on Thursday" and my friend, I just want to make it thru these 2 weeks of school and get to the other side. We can have snow fucking days in Jan and Feb.
I should not have stopped what I was doing bc now I forget what I had planned to do next. Time to start some chaos.
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I should not have stopped what I was doing bc now I forget what I had planned to do next. Time to start some chaos.
Tfw your child comes to pick up packages, just absolutely high AF, like just flying like an aero-plane stoned. She wasn't going to say anything nor did she need to but she blew it in seconds 2 thru 5 when she struggled with that oh so difficult word "mooooommmm" How she ended with a P sound is just
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Tfw your child comes to pick up packages, just absolutely high AF, like just flying like an aero-plane stoned. She wasn't going to say anything nor did she need to but she blew it in seconds 2 thru 5 when she struggled with that oh so difficult word "mooooommmm" How she ended with a P sound is just
Give him blue eyes, a knit hat pulled down low and you have my Caveboy.
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Give him blue eyes, a knit hat pulled down low and you have my Caveboy.
C, a member of a deeply evangelical family but also deeply in love with K and further deeply jealous of P, B and I had some minor flip out hissed that xmas was a pagan holiday, her family believes in the holy spirit and then sneered at P, told K to enjoy her "company" and then stormed out.
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
C, a member of a deeply evangelical family but also deeply in love with K and further deeply jealous of P, B and I had some minor flip out hissed that xmas was a pagan holiday, her family believes in the holy spirit and then sneered at P, told K to enjoy her "company" and then stormed out.
Dear Ms. S, I really don't think "I wish I had my hoe" is a great way to open a conversation in a busy cafeteria where all the children are santafied and chomping for that break.
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Dear Ms. S, I really don't think "I wish I had my hoe" is a great way to open a conversation in a busy cafeteria where all the children are santafied and chomping for that break.
Forgive me, Caveboy for my reaction to you coming at me like that bc until you moved your arms the other way I had no idea you were suddenly moved by the spirit of Danny Go.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Forgive me, Caveboy for my reaction to you coming at me like that bc until you moved your arms the other way I had no idea you were suddenly moved by the spirit of Danny Go.
So, yesterday was the last day of music therapy until sometime in the new year. This was the day when everyone was just nuts and the girl (her 1st time trying to lead a class) was in wayyy over her head and showing it clearly on her face. Fix your face, baby or pick a new line of work.
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
So, yesterday was the last day of music therapy until sometime in the new year. This was the day when everyone was just nuts and the girl (her 1st time trying to lead a class) was in wayyy over her head and showing it clearly on her face. Fix your face, baby or pick a new line of work.
Hilarious that Old Principal suggested that both Teacher B and I be written up bc a student eloped yesterday. New principal said "it was not technically eloping bc he was inside the building and we had eyes on him the entire time" OP escalated to the superintendent who agreed with NP and is working
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hilarious that Old Principal suggested that both Teacher B and I be written up bc a student eloped yesterday. New principal said "it was not technically eloping bc he was inside the building and we had eyes on him the entire time" OP escalated to the superintendent who agreed with NP and is working
A formal complaint has been filed against Asshole for and you are going to want to hold on for this one, making a Holocaust reference regarding one of the students. A secondary complaint is also going to be filed and it may just end up being more serious bc word may or may not reach the parents
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A formal complaint has been filed against Asshole for and you are going to want to hold on for this one, making a Holocaust reference regarding one of the students. A secondary complaint is also going to be filed and it may just end up being more serious bc word may or may not reach the parents
Wherein someone may have hinted strongly that Asshole is the exact reason that both P and I were moved out of that room and that she is planning to get 1 or both of the new ppl in there moved out at the end of this year. Um sucks to be you, asshole bc New principal will be in place by then.
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wherein someone may have hinted strongly that Asshole is the exact reason that both P and I were moved out of that room and that she is planning to get 1 or both of the new ppl in there moved out at the end of this year. Um sucks to be you, asshole bc New principal will be in place by then.
Meanwhile all of the other kids were insane too with random things being said and done including:
1 announcing "I am so hungry" during music therapy. This child does not consume anything even remotely resembling food.
Child whipped a fake snake around and was a total menace.
Another child tried
1 announcing "I am so hungry" during music therapy. This child does not consume anything even remotely resembling food.
Child whipped a fake snake around and was a total menace.
Another child tried
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Meanwhile all of the other kids were insane too with random things being said and done including:
1 announcing "I am so hungry" during music therapy. This child does not consume anything even remotely resembling food.
Child whipped a fake snake around and was a total menace.
Another child tried
1 announcing "I am so hungry" during music therapy. This child does not consume anything even remotely resembling food.
Child whipped a fake snake around and was a total menace.
Another child tried
Caveboy got off the bus shouting what we gave up and deciphered as "MUFFER!" He repeated this about a million times during the day but was happy as shit when saying it. Of course, I too enjoy swearing so who knows what he was saying.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Caveboy got off the bus shouting what we gave up and deciphered as "MUFFER!" He repeated this about a million times during the day but was happy as shit when saying it. Of course, I too enjoy swearing so who knows what he was saying.
I love that all of the ass kissers, boot lickers and toadies use "sir" so much because in my line of work "sir" is often used as a place holder for the sounds in our head and those sounds are "you snotfilled asshole"
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I love that all of the ass kissers, boot lickers and toadies use "sir" so much because in my line of work "sir" is often used as a place holder for the sounds in our head and those sounds are "you snotfilled asshole"
Let's sound out words with Caveboy and Teacher B. (Wait though. Teacher B does NOT care for the little program she was using bc it has a picture that shows up too quickly and defeats the purpose.) Let's try, though B! Here we go:
H; HA
E: EN
N: Nnn
Word: CHICKEN! (So proud of himself btw)
H; HA
E: EN
N: Nnn
Word: CHICKEN! (So proud of himself btw)
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Let's sound out words with Caveboy and Teacher B. (Wait though. Teacher B does NOT care for the little program she was using bc it has a picture that shows up too quickly and defeats the purpose.) Let's try, though B! Here we go:
H; HA
E: EN
N: Nnn
Word: CHICKEN! (So proud of himself btw)
H; HA
E: EN
N: Nnn
Word: CHICKEN! (So proud of himself btw)
I won't do this justice but let me try to paint a picture here. Caveboy does not share willingly in most cases. 1 of the things he guards like a bear is "the scribble spot". He holds up each spot during the song, puts the spots away and we move on every single day without fail. Yesterday, without
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I won't do this justice but let me try to paint a picture here. Caveboy does not share willingly in most cases. 1 of the things he guards like a bear is "the scribble spot". He holds up each spot during the song, puts the spots away and we move on every single day without fail. Yesterday, without