We HATE that word. Not a huge fan of typical either. Our kids are unique as are all other kids. Some of ours just have louder uniqueness.

I am still in but also, I work with several people who are quite convinced that this is a thing that I cooked up and that I am the only one that is concerned with that song. WTF? These are people who should totally know this.

My sister had an elf. Elizabeth T. Elf and she did shit both naughty and nice. Oddly enough The Boy and Middle Child also got visits from Elizabeth from time to time. Big Foot had another elf friend named Mitzi Boo Boo.

Hugs but also remember: you ABSOLUTELY are the best parent at this moment and eventually you will find that thing that works. There are no magic buttons. There are not foolproof tricks or universal tips.

that poor girl got dumped just before Halloween and some of the paras in that room are being openly and LOUDLY shitty to her. Nope. If I can give you something that will make you even a teeny bit happy? HERE YOU FUCKING GO.