Ozzy is not a big believer in personal space.

Checking out my Spotify Wrapped and realizing my kid wrecked this year by listening to some godawful Roblox music for 6 months straight before I finally set up her own account.

This is Maurice. Ozzy may be my avatar because he is goofy and hilarious, but Maurice is my precious baby. His white, plush bunnyfur is softer than angel farts and he mostly won't even bite you if you bury your fingers in it. He is also dumb as a bag of bricks. I would die for him.

It's a good thing whoever wins this game won't have to play any more games, like on Sunday for example

I once attended a Twins game that went 15 innings. We were genuinely just praying for ANYONE to goddamn win it so we could leave. Not sure why I just remembered that.

Of course THIS is the first playoff game I manage to sit down to watch this year

Ozzy is a vampire. He doesn't even know what Halloween is. He is just naturally spooky.

This bottle-raised trash baby has so many allergies, he can only eat $80/bag prescription food. Random infections all the time. Nature has been trying to kill him since birth and we grimly keep him alive because when he wants to be petted, he takes your hand in his paws and pets himself with it.

Looking at some old phone pics with my 5 yr old son yesterday, and he was DEVASTATED to learn that we had done fun things with his big sister in the 3 yrs when HE WASN'T THERE.

Ozzy wants to be closed into the ottoman. It is his Safe Space.

I never imagined the end of the world would be so, so stupid

I was a Church Kid. I was at every service, every event. I followed all the rules. And I BELIEVED it. All of it. I was hardcore. Now? I won't set foot in an evangelical church again unless it's a wedding or a funeral. And rank heresy like this is why.

Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do now:

- Arts & crafts (mini sculpture)
- Barista
- Grocery clerk
- Dorm food service
- TA, English Lit
- Tech writer, medical
- High-end watchmaker

Here is my largest, most complex embroidery project. "Pomarium" by Chatelaine. State fair blue ribbon winner, tyvm! I've been doing cross stitch and counted needlepoint since 2016. This is my primary form of self-care. To calm my head, I move my hands.
#crossstitch #embroidery

Getting to know Bluesky, and it's so weird not having to block every third thing for being an ad???? Every thing is a guy?? Can't believe this is allowed????

This is Ozzy. Ozzy represents my feelings on life right now, nay, perhaps everyone's feelings.