Coots in Texas
@messinwithtexas.bsky.social
I come from the bird app and I am here to sow chaos and just be a silly lil rascal
I think I accidentally downloaded the "Oops! All Ads!" version of Instagram
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think I accidentally downloaded the "Oops! All Ads!" version of Instagram
Man fuck YouTube TV - choppy as hell, with buffering and pausing, and then it's like "check your network connection" BRO IT'S NOT THE INTERNET, ITS YOU
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Man fuck YouTube TV - choppy as hell, with buffering and pausing, and then it's like "check your network connection" BRO IT'S NOT THE INTERNET, ITS YOU
You know, I'm not actually upset that I can't watch the @texaslonghorns.bsky.social game - I'm more upset that two of the world's biggest companies (Disney and Google) are using their end users as pawns. Fuck both of these companies.
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You know, I'm not actually upset that I can't watch the @texaslonghorns.bsky.social game - I'm more upset that two of the world's biggest companies (Disney and Google) are using their end users as pawns. Fuck both of these companies.
Bowen Yang been in the gym a lil bit - bro lookin svelte
October 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Bowen Yang been in the gym a lil bit - bro lookin svelte
I would like to roundhouse kick Blippi
October 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I would like to roundhouse kick Blippi
I am watching Gen V S2 and I'm sorry to say that it's insufferable. It is more over-the-top and gratuitously violent than The Boys ever was, and the worst part about it is that it thinks it's clever. It's not. It's like a disruptive kid in class that does it for attention.
October 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I am watching Gen V S2 and I'm sorry to say that it's insufferable. It is more over-the-top and gratuitously violent than The Boys ever was, and the worst part about it is that it thinks it's clever. It's not. It's like a disruptive kid in class that does it for attention.
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Cowboys decide against covering Cole Kmet up the seam
September 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Cowboys decide against covering Cole Kmet up the seam
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It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits
September 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits
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Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
I am watching #TheDiplomat on @netflix.com and it is good and I am having fun - also, Keri Russell IS THAT BITCH ALWAYS HAS BEEN
August 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I am watching #TheDiplomat on @netflix.com and it is good and I am having fun - also, Keri Russell IS THAT BITCH ALWAYS HAS BEEN
Hey @brofromanother.bsky.social: in your review of weapons, you referred to Benedict Wong's character as "Andrew" but later corrected it. I also saw his character called Alex in a different review elsewhere, so I doubt it was just a simple mistake on your part. What's the story behind that?
August 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey @brofromanother.bsky.social: in your review of weapons, you referred to Benedict Wong's character as "Andrew" but later corrected it. I also saw his character called Alex in a different review elsewhere, so I doubt it was just a simple mistake on your part. What's the story behind that?
FINALLY. The Waterworld Thinkpiece we've been waiting for, from @hksurrey.bsky.social
www.theringer.com/2025/07/28/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/07/28/m...
‘Waterworld’ Deserved Better
Thirty years since its release, the oft-derided Kevin Costner blockbuster has a surprising amount of longevity
www.theringer.com
July 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
FINALLY. The Waterworld Thinkpiece we've been waiting for, from @hksurrey.bsky.social
www.theringer.com/2025/07/28/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/07/28/m...
Hey HEB - the Leon Bridges/Khruangbin "Texas Sun" commercials?
a man in a helmet with the words " this is the way " behind him
ALT: a man in a helmet with the words " this is the way " behind him
media.tenor.com
July 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hey HEB - the Leon Bridges/Khruangbin "Texas Sun" commercials?
A quick thought before I log off for the night: despite being a Cowboys fan, I am really hoping that the Washington Commanders franchise is drafting a strong response to Trump inserting himself into their business. The statement should read something like:
July 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A quick thought before I log off for the night: despite being a Cowboys fan, I am really hoping that the Washington Commanders franchise is drafting a strong response to Trump inserting himself into their business. The statement should read something like:
standard @YouTube experience on mobile:
- ad at the top
- then a video that fits my search
- then four YT shorts
- then an ad
- then a video that fits my search
- then a survey asking if the video above fits the search
-then a video that fits my search
- then an ad
😑
- ad at the top
- then a video that fits my search
- then four YT shorts
- then an ad
- then a video that fits my search
- then a survey asking if the video above fits the search
-then a video that fits my search
- then an ad
😑
July 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
standard @YouTube experience on mobile:
- ad at the top
- then a video that fits my search
- then four YT shorts
- then an ad
- then a video that fits my search
- then a survey asking if the video above fits the search
-then a video that fits my search
- then an ad
😑
- ad at the top
- then a video that fits my search
- then four YT shorts
- then an ad
- then a video that fits my search
- then a survey asking if the video above fits the search
-then a video that fits my search
- then an ad
😑
Guess I'll just...not watch the Rangers? Game is already in the 3rd and they've still got CHC/STL on despite the Cubs being up by ELEVEN. Thanks @espn.com
Rangers at Padres, (J.Leiter vs D.Morgan) 9:10 pm ET, B-R Game Stat Sheet: https://www.baseball-reference.com/previews/2025/SDN202507060.shtml #playball
July 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Guess I'll just...not watch the Rangers? Game is already in the 3rd and they've still got CHC/STL on despite the Cubs being up by ELEVEN. Thanks @espn.com
Jennifer Connelly playing a 61 year old woman in A Beautiful Mind, and actual Jennifer Connelly at 54. 🤔
July 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Jennifer Connelly playing a 61 year old woman in A Beautiful Mind, and actual Jennifer Connelly at 54. 🤔
absolutely men'al that the Brits put the day before the month
"The show is on a 22nd day of a month!"
"what month??"
"You'll have to wait n see oh jk it's actually November"
"The show is on a 22nd day of a month!"
"what month??"
"You'll have to wait n see oh jk it's actually November"
June 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
absolutely men'al that the Brits put the day before the month
"The show is on a 22nd day of a month!"
"what month??"
"You'll have to wait n see oh jk it's actually November"
"The show is on a 22nd day of a month!"
"what month??"
"You'll have to wait n see oh jk it's actually November"
I am in the haircut joint and Doechii's "Anxiety" is playing really loud, and there are 2 other humans in this building, and damn, not the vibe. Just WAY TOO MUCH happening in that song for the barber shop lobby lol
June 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I am in the haircut joint and Doechii's "Anxiety" is playing really loud, and there are 2 other humans in this building, and damn, not the vibe. Just WAY TOO MUCH happening in that song for the barber shop lobby lol
I love how #SouthwestAirlines constantly fucks shit up and then blames the passengers lol
May 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I love how #SouthwestAirlines constantly fucks shit up and then blames the passengers lol
April 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I've spent a lot of time in Florida recently, and as far as I can tell, you can do whatever the hell you want there
April 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I've spent a lot of time in Florida recently, and as far as I can tell, you can do whatever the hell you want there
What an awful and cancerous experience it is to play Words on #Zynga is - Jesus Christ, the ads and bloat make me want to jump in the river
February 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
What an awful and cancerous experience it is to play Words on #Zynga is - Jesus Christ, the ads and bloat make me want to jump in the river