Holly jolly jess
@messyjess.bsky.social
just an animal looking for a home
POV: you’re trying to eat a turkey sandwich in my house
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
POV: you’re trying to eat a turkey sandwich in my house
Sorry, let me add some alt text
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Sorry, let me add some alt text
THIS GUY? Is a gymnastics coach??
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
THIS GUY? Is a gymnastics coach??
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show. You watched are trying to rescue you.
Helen got me, I’m not even worried
Helen got me, I’m not even worried
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show. You watched are trying to rescue you.
Helen got me, I’m not even worried
Helen got me, I’m not even worried
I’d like to introduce you to stargazy pie
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’d like to introduce you to stargazy pie
Why are they both such shitty writers
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Why are they both such shitty writers
Hell yeah, that did feel good
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hell yeah, that did feel good
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Damn now I have to make some pasties
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Damn now I have to make some pasties
When you’re a Members Only jacket aged man a leather jacket is nigh impossible to pull off
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
When you’re a Members Only jacket aged man a leather jacket is nigh impossible to pull off
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
They won’t be denied their coziness
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They won’t be denied their coziness
The gold and marble shitter upgrade and now this. Im actually morbidly curious to see how he’s going to top it. Probably something like this
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The gold and marble shitter upgrade and now this. Im actually morbidly curious to see how he’s going to top it. Probably something like this
The imperious little shit
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The imperious little shit
I went to an estate sale to buy a birdbath. The birdbath was gone, but I did get this here
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I went to an estate sale to buy a birdbath. The birdbath was gone, but I did get this here
I don’t need this pervert shit on my skyline
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I don’t need this pervert shit on my skyline
Two of the worst faces
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Two of the worst faces
If you see this, quote with your favourite Pokemon (wrong answers only)
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If you see this, quote with your favourite Pokemon (wrong answers only)
Arundhati Roy said it best in her Pinter prize speech they were too cowardly to televise
October 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Arundhati Roy said it best in her Pinter prize speech they were too cowardly to televise
We should sent the 82nd airborne to Portland
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We should sent the 82nd airborne to Portland
