rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

I think, the slop-calling community really overplayed their hands with "friendslop". I'd say that they are 'self-reporting' but they wouldn't get the reference.

Me: *dies*

Spider God: Welcome to the afterlife, bipedal one! As you can see we are all arachnids here. Your eternal future will be judged upon the kindness you showed to our kind during your mortal life.

Me: *not listening at all as I'm frantically looking for a can of Raid*