Hattie McHatterson
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Hattie McHatterson
@metalfreakneo.bsky.social
QA engineer & aspiring tech billionaire.
Writes & draws to manage #OCD & #anxiety.
Old enough to know Duke Nukem.
Young enough to call out the greedy boomers
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December 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
uh oh
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
🎉
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
*don't say SO WHAT?*
*don't say SO WHAT?*
*don't say SO WHAT?*
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'll have to check this out! Seems like would go great with yogurt as my dinner salad dressing. Reminds me of tomato khatta!
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yup. I even watched a youtube video about UK sewers. There's still a river that smells like, excuse my French, SHITE, because it used to be the poop dumping ground.
Also, the French were scared of water because it bore disease (because POOPDUMP), and hence their perfume beez kneez was so hawt!
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I didn't finish. So, you juggle those greenie greens. He has to pay to get out of the kitchen without watching (how you keep him inside is your choice).
Monetization ✅
Not wasting avocadoes ✅
For more business ideas, stay tuned
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's a good time to invite @mozsab.bsky.social in your kitchen now. He has to eat each raw after you're done.
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
WOW!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
That was Jimmy Kimmel. I mean the dude who was dumped by Sarah Silverman (unless she went out with both late night Jimmys)
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I used to scourge the cyberspace for information regarding this. The answers weren't pleasant. And all those layers of petticoats and trouser like underpants, and those tight breeches for men... IT MUST SMELL UNPLEASANT!
Also, the stench of chamber pot 🤮
I don't think they had soaps that strong then
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
😬😬😬
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🤮
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You're not incorrect you know! In my case, the credit of liking him heavily goes to Linklater. I wouldn't give a 2 dime about that guy if not for School of Rock. I'd even go to the extent that his recognition in Tenacious D and Nacho Libre sort of glided on School of Rock as well.
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
💯
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
ehehehehe
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! He was the best Shang Tsung
everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'd say Jimmy Kimmel but he cleaned up a little bit of that muck recently
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I love this color! Our school's winter uniform included bottle green sweaters. Though oftentimes students would miss it, and there'd be a wave of different shades of darker greens. I guess, this shade of viridian is one of my favorite greens (Bottle green being #1, not just because of school).
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This is your 1%
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM