Hattie McHatterson
@metalfreakneo.bsky.social
QA engineer & aspiring tech billionaire.
Writes & draws to manage #OCD & #anxiety.
Old enough to know Duke Nukem.
Young enough to call out the greedy boomers
Writes & draws to manage #OCD & #anxiety.
Old enough to know Duke Nukem.
Young enough to call out the greedy boomers
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I WISH I COULD ACTUALLY BE A CAT BURRITO TONIGHT
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I WISH I COULD ACTUALLY BE A CAT BURRITO TONIGHT
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On today’s Judas Priestcast I get the surprise of a lifetime. Our scheduled guest, @pablo100.bsky.social brought on a surprise guest: Hamish Glencross of My Dying Bride, Vallenfyre and Godthrym. I could barely contain myself. What a Christmas gift from Paul podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...
S5-EP8 Santa Paul and the gift of Hamish
Podcast Episode · Judas Priestcast · 12/05/2025 · 1h 43m
podcasts.apple.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
On today’s Judas Priestcast I get the surprise of a lifetime. Our scheduled guest, @pablo100.bsky.social brought on a surprise guest: Hamish Glencross of My Dying Bride, Vallenfyre and Godthrym. I could barely contain myself. What a Christmas gift from Paul podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...
Black coffee, Zandu balm (because throbbing headache), an ailing family member hooked to Oxygen supply in hospital, and an upcoming work meeting at night is how you start a weekend.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Black coffee, Zandu balm (because throbbing headache), an ailing family member hooked to Oxygen supply in hospital, and an upcoming work meeting at night is how you start a weekend.
I'm yet to touch any of those products!
Someone please get me the date of my X_X just so I bloody start using my supplies to make room for new ones!
Someone please get me the date of my X_X just so I bloody start using my supplies to make room for new ones!
I might have a problem!
FVCK IIIIIIIT! I DO HAVE A PROBLEM!
But the problem is solution to other bigger problems!
I'll bloody take iiiiiiiiiit!
FVCK IIIIIIIT! I DO HAVE A PROBLEM!
But the problem is solution to other bigger problems!
I'll bloody take iiiiiiiiiit!
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'm yet to touch any of those products!
Someone please get me the date of my X_X just so I bloody start using my supplies to make room for new ones!
Someone please get me the date of my X_X just so I bloody start using my supplies to make room for new ones!
The party doesn't start till I leave iiiiiiiiit!
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The party doesn't start till I leave iiiiiiiiit!
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Insert a movie into another movie:
Freddy Got Fingered vs. Jason
Freddy Got Fingered vs. Jason
Insert a movie into another movie:
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Magnificent Se7en
The Magnificent Se7en
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Freddy Got Fingered vs. Jason
Freddy Got Fingered vs. Jason
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If anybody wants to raid, I’m UncleCousband666
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If anybody wants to raid, I’m UncleCousband666
'Goodnight, Kimchi!'
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
'Goodnight, Kimchi!'
NEXT TIME
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
NEXT TIME
Nothing make me wanna write gay arse fanfics (mostly Rhink and some Napollaya) harder than some of the AJR songs!
AJR - Sober Up (feat. Rivers Cuomo) (Official Video)
YouTube video by AJR
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Nothing make me wanna write gay arse fanfics (mostly Rhink and some Napollaya) harder than some of the AJR songs!
I guess writing Rhink fanfics was one of the most straight shites I've done in my 20s!
Dudes are almost 50 and still queerbaiting new generation of teenagers and early 20s kids like it's nothing!
NOBODY ELSE DO IT BETTER THAN THEM! X_X
Dudes are almost 50 and still queerbaiting new generation of teenagers and early 20s kids like it's nothing!
NOBODY ELSE DO IT BETTER THAN THEM! X_X
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I guess writing Rhink fanfics was one of the most straight shites I've done in my 20s!
Dudes are almost 50 and still queerbaiting new generation of teenagers and early 20s kids like it's nothing!
NOBODY ELSE DO IT BETTER THAN THEM! X_X
Dudes are almost 50 and still queerbaiting new generation of teenagers and early 20s kids like it's nothing!
NOBODY ELSE DO IT BETTER THAN THEM! X_X
It was a remix rendition of the bollywood classic. It got criticisms when it came out but now it's considered a 'modern classic'
Noorie - Bally Sagoo | The Classic Super Hit Music Video
YouTube video by Fresh Dope Records - Bally Sagoo
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It was a remix rendition of the bollywood classic. It got criticisms when it came out but now it's considered a 'modern classic'
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Welcome to my humble achode
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Welcome to my humble achode
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What if you held in your farts and then let out one big juicy fart do you think it could topple a building
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What if you held in your farts and then let out one big juicy fart do you think it could topple a building
Yeah, I'd like to be spoon fed, handed stuff on my plate, take credit of things I didn't do, take things for granted, and get coddled like the only son in a misogynist brown household for a weekday.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Yeah, I'd like to be spoon fed, handed stuff on my plate, take credit of things I didn't do, take things for granted, and get coddled like the only son in a misogynist brown household for a weekday.
☺️
It's Time to be Gay - acoustic
YouTube video by nicepeterToo
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
☺️
Morninggggggggggg jam
Snufulupugus.
YouTube video by Nice Peter
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Morninggggggggggg jam
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If men are suffering in silence why am I always hearing about it
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If men are suffering in silence why am I always hearing about it
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“Martinook’s one of those guys who likes to come hard”
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“Martinook’s one of those guys who likes to come hard”
the over-30 selfie thread
34 YESTERDAY! STILL NOT SURE IF I CAN GET ANYTHING DONE CORRECTLY!
34 YESTERDAY! STILL NOT SURE IF I CAN GET ANYTHING DONE CORRECTLY!
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
the over-30 selfie thread
34 YESTERDAY! STILL NOT SURE IF I CAN GET ANYTHING DONE CORRECTLY!
34 YESTERDAY! STILL NOT SURE IF I CAN GET ANYTHING DONE CORRECTLY!
New phrase to call period: Shedding a negative fetus' bedding
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
New phrase to call period: Shedding a negative fetus' bedding
BLOODY HELL! I SOUND LIKE A FVCKING NUN! UNACCEPTABLE!
@metalfreakneo.bsky.social has swears! They've used 167 profanities in their last 1,111 posts.
🥇 "bloody" (58 times)
🥈 "hell" (34 times)
🥉 "balls" (19 times)
🥇 "bloody" (58 times)
🥈 "hell" (34 times)
🥉 "balls" (19 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
BLOODY HELL! I SOUND LIKE A FVCKING NUN! UNACCEPTABLE!