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I followed my (straight, cis, bearded, jacked, tattooed from head to toe) barber on instagram and basically every day he posts videos of him riding his bike singing at the top of his lungs with girly pop music.
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I followed my (straight, cis, bearded, jacked, tattooed from head to toe) barber on instagram and basically every day he posts videos of him riding his bike singing at the top of his lungs with girly pop music.
check this shit out
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
check this shit out
Calaveras fault, you good bro?
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Calaveras fault, you good bro?
fucking lmao this stinks
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
fucking lmao this stinks
Resurrected Sarah Winchester in the AI blueprint ballroom hellscape
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Resurrected Sarah Winchester in the AI blueprint ballroom hellscape
If you didn’t have the Claude Cahun “I Am In Training Don’t Kiss Me” picture printed out and stuck to your wall did you even go to art school
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If you didn’t have the Claude Cahun “I Am In Training Don’t Kiss Me” picture printed out and stuck to your wall did you even go to art school
The Devil Wears Prada Stacked Espradrille Brogue Sneakers as a title just didn’t test as well
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Devil Wears Prada Stacked Espradrille Brogue Sneakers as a title just didn’t test as well
There’s a fun subreddit called LAInfluencerSnark that consists entirely of “Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne” posts
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
There’s a fun subreddit called LAInfluencerSnark that consists entirely of “Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne” posts
Found a cool new public toilet
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Found a cool new public toilet
Music writers stop calling union busting “some rough waters” challenge
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Music writers stop calling union busting “some rough waters” challenge
Teaching my 4 year old how to play Cascadia: this’ll be great, something we can do together
Getting destroyed by my 4 year old in Cascadia one week later: what if i’ve made a terrible mistake
Getting destroyed by my 4 year old in Cascadia one week later: what if i’ve made a terrible mistake
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Teaching my 4 year old how to play Cascadia: this’ll be great, something we can do together
Getting destroyed by my 4 year old in Cascadia one week later: what if i’ve made a terrible mistake
Getting destroyed by my 4 year old in Cascadia one week later: what if i’ve made a terrible mistake
Bought this blind box that’s like a hedgehog that’s also a durian? He’s very spiky I could use him as a weapon
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bought this blind box that’s like a hedgehog that’s also a durian? He’s very spiky I could use him as a weapon
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
i’m fucking crying
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i’m fucking crying
A ton of stuff in my hometown including the library and my elementary school is named after these two Quaker twin brothers whose real actual names were Albert and Alfred Smiley. They used to go to social events pretending to be the other one and then be like HAHA IT WAS ALBERT ALL ALONG DUMMY
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A ton of stuff in my hometown including the library and my elementary school is named after these two Quaker twin brothers whose real actual names were Albert and Alfred Smiley. They used to go to social events pretending to be the other one and then be like HAHA IT WAS ALBERT ALL ALONG DUMMY
I’ve never needed anything more than I need Monterrey Kirby
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’ve never needed anything more than I need Monterrey Kirby
I forgot to post this in October pretend I posted this in October
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I forgot to post this in October pretend I posted this in October
yeah i’m thinking about orb gazing
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
yeah i’m thinking about orb gazing
The mayor-elect has opened a portal.
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The mayor-elect has opened a portal.
Oh man we’re so close to an actual Bye Felicia situation here www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh man we’re so close to an actual Bye Felicia situation here www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Sometimes the writers who use subtext are cowards thing happens in real life
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sometimes the writers who use subtext are cowards thing happens in real life
Find someone that loves you as much as Wata loves Buc-ee’s
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Find someone that loves you as much as Wata loves Buc-ee’s