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Nazi metalheads fuck off | he/him
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lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Thank you Columbo
February 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I remember reading about that and finding that the ancient Sumerians came up with the “no take, only throw” meme roughly 4500 years ago
February 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
daughter got home from school and asked me for one chicken nugget. not nuggets, one singular nugg
February 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
are there... 7 guys celebrating the goal? did they just keep adding guys???
Czech had too many men on the ice LOL.

Watch it all the way to the end there are 6 players LMFAO
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great band Arch Enemy is in town tonight. Go and see them, they have a new vocalist. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Arch Enemy's new vocalist.”
Okay fine, I’ll come clean

I’m the new Arch Enemy vocalist
February 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
You really don't have to argue with the guy who is an economist at the WSJ about why we need him here lol
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Nancy 2/18/26
February 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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ramadan mubarak
February 18, 2026 at 6:47 AM
The most terrifying monster in all of the X-Files? That’s right it was a Tom Noonan character
February 18, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I can watch speed skaters with huge asses on my tv right now why in the world would i click on a video of RFK and Kid Rock
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This story is crazy, these pieces have been held by this little Favell Museum in Klamath Falls since the 1980s and are 12,000 years old www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Vote Blue No Matter Who

Blue in this post of course refers to the enormous blue cube that has suddenly appeared hovering over Washington DC
February 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Walking around outside data centers holding an old WD Elements and some DDR4 like yeah… you like what you see don’t you piggy, you wish this could be yours huh
February 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
OAKLAND BABY AWOOOUUUU GIVE HER THE GOLD
February 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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An Olympian goes in to the doctor. She’s sad, she says; she hasn’t felt joy in months.

“There’s a Belgian skating to ‘Send in the Clowns’,” the doctor tells her. “Go watch her. It will cheer you up.”

“But doctor,” she replies, “I am the Belgian skater!”
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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[krs-one voice] dudes rock
dudes rock dudes rock dudes rock
Klay and this damn stick 😭
February 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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BRAIN CAN DODGE
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This US women’s hockey team is absurd lol they look like they’re playing a different game from every other team
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
This Italian pair skating does a bit in exhibitions where they “switch” costumes and it is… good
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Most people don’t know this but the C in CBS stands for Cool (with pedophiles) www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...
Peter Attia appears to be staying at CBS News despite Epstein communications
Staffers believe network has decided to retain Attia, who issued apology after inappropriate Epstein emails, as on-air analyst
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM