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Nazi metalheads fuck off | he/him
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
This Italian pair skating does a bit in exhibitions where they “switch” costumes and it is… good
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Most people don’t know this but the C in CBS stands for Cool (with pedophiles) www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...
Peter Attia appears to be staying at CBS News despite Epstein communications
Staffers believe network has decided to retain Attia, who issued apology after inappropriate Epstein emails, as on-air analyst
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Canadians simply can’t stop cheating, they love it so much
Rachel Homan just got called for touching a stone past the hog line - the Canadians deby it - which means removing the rock from play, and this is becoming an epidemic
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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This rules. I love how delighted they all look!
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i have to share this thing I learned which is that the first place they were seen out as a couple was at the Crunchyroll Anime Awards
Myles Garrett supports Chloe Kim at 2026 Olympics in Milan
Garrett and Kim had a hilarious debate over which of them was more dominant in their respective sport.
www.espn.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
these fucking dinguses put everything in one folder, ran a convert to PDF job and called it good
February 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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A kindred spirit from about 150 years ago: 'Photography Man'. Box camera for a hat, amazing beard, photograph-suit with tails, what's not to love? Untitled, taken between 1865-1880. (Carleton Watkins / The J. Paul Getty Museum) www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
February 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
evan dandon’t
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
do you ever go to take your glasses off your face without realizing that you don’t have your glasses on so you just grab empty air and your spouse sees you do this and shakes their head and laughs or is that just me
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
A woman on a meeting call today in Massachusetts asked me where I was, when i said Oakland she went “oh god is it like sunny and 60 degrees at your house?” and I asked if she REALLY wanted that information. She did not.
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
as far as i can tell this guy was not in another relationship at the time so this is just leaking a sex tape? check out this guy running for office that FUCKS
💥Dramatic turn in Hungary’s election race: Orbán rival Péter Magyar says that in 2024 his ex-girlfriend set a honey trap to secretly record them having sex—footage he claims Orbán’s camp plans to publish to ruin and blackmail him.

Magyar currently holds a big lead in the polls. Election in 59 days.
February 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The FINNISH coach? how much did this guy drink
Finnish ski jump coach sent home from Winter Olympics over alcohol scandal
The Finish ski jumping head coach Igor Medved has apologised after being sent home for violating team rules by drinking alcohol at the Winter Olympics
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Finding out from the files that Jeffrey Epstein’s NY phone number was literally (212)JEF-FREY. Fucking come on man
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
none of the hey man nice shot memes are anyway near as mean as this lmao
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Air force launching 300 hellfire missiles at a minion piñata
So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
executive order to add deportations to the jobs number to unwoke it
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
i know i’ve posted about this before but Bay people gotta know his hilariously bad of an idea this was to do at ELI’S MILE HIGH, like… i saw Exhumed play there
I saw a guy wearing google glasses attempt to walk into a divey ass dive bar in Oakland once (Eli’s) and the bartender spotted them from across the room and went “NOPE, FUCK OUT” and I think about her constantly
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
On the one hand I think I'm too lazy to do a stupid art thread but on the other I just got this in my inbox
February 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Seems like the Epstein emails naming a ton of names, but keeping the specific actions of our president undisclosed, leads to a situation where the worst people in the world have essentially nothing to lose in threatening to expose our president if he were to threaten their lifestyles in any way.
US President Donald Trump "fully supports" Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick despite revelations that he maintained ties with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, the White House said
Trump 'fully supports' commerce chief Lutnick
US President Donald Trump "fully supports" Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick despite revelations that he maintained ties with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, the White House said.
www.rte.ie
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM