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I just got back from the Doctor and He said that I have Type II Diarrhea !! The Sperm Count in my Poop is WAY too High !! He said that there is an Easy Cure for it but I am NOT doing it !!
January 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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You know what else is a Yogurt Organizer ?? My Ass !!
January 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I've been Rubbing Poop on the Peterson Family's Door Knobs for Two Months !!
January 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Aw, Potus47 is a traitor, rapist fraud with a 9th grade reading level but at least he stands up to bullies. Support your president. Support a #conservative #govt #agenda #Drainswamps #endtyranny #pitchforks at the ready. #americarules #americaisno1, #americaisthebest #fucktheccp #love #freehumans
Jim Acosta's final words on CNN: "It's never a good time to bow down to a tyrant. Don't give in to the lies. Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth and to hope."
January 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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UFOs over the ocean

#UFO #UAP
January 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Laser coming from clouds. A group of tourists and some locals look in amazement at a beam of green light emerging from a cloud. Saudi Arabia - Jan 20, 2025.
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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In case if you need it.
January 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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I'm Not Gay but this Wizard Teleported his Ass On and Off my Dick a few times !! There was Nothing I could Do About It !!
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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What the hell is that?

#UFO #UAP
January 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
No, Trump works for putin. He is in the debt of Russian oligarchs for at least $200 million. Probably very very much more.
January 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Nobody elected these clowns and they shouldn’t be going over to Greenland to discuss a hostile takeover.

Clown. Show.
January 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Good King Wenceslas, obviously. Name your fourth favorite bro
Oh you’re a REAL Christmas fan? Name your second favorite Wenceslas
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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Oh you’re a REAL Christmas fan? Name your second favorite Wenceslas
December 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Still cute AF
When ur tryna be cute and the wind blows all in ur face :3
December 24, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Happy Caturday 🐱
here are 4 of the 9 BeastieBoys backyard cat crew 😆
#BeastieBoysCatCrew #StashiFriends
#straycats #communitycats
#catsofbluesky #blueskycats
#cats #caturday
December 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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My new song “The Lights” comes out on January 3rd 🌹
December 22, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Logo Design Service

Email: [email protected]

instagram.com/raminnasibov
November 29, 2024 at 9:48 AM
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Hi, I live in Europe and there's no such a thing as credit scores. Y'all need a revolution real quick.
December 21, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Unpopular opinion. North Korea's ruling family are the most rapidly adapting race of aliens
December 21, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Yes, apparently the American immigrant girls have not yet learned their lesson.
December 21, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Beetlejuice's head would explode the moment he arrived on Blue sky. We can't let that happen. JD Vance is the Antichrist.
STOP POSTING FAKE POSTS!
WHOA 😳! Someone is getting pissed off! 😡

I love it 🥰
December 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Apparently The shape shifters aren't Frank Zappa fans.
Between the shutdown, the drones, and them perp walking Luigi like he’s the goddamn Joker, I think it’s clear the writers are officially out of ideas and are just grabbing whatever was left in the cutting room floor.
December 21, 2024 at 6:26 PM