127lbs fantastic achievement mate, well done.

The DM has just uttered the line "One worm, two corpses" and I couldn't stop sniggering.

But he'll swear that the 1 inch lift is actually 8.

I spent what felt like an eternity in Sainsbury's trying to find cranberry sauce. Was it in the condiments section? No. With the jams and jellies, also no. By the turkeys perchance... At the end of the laundry detergent isle. If I had taken a melee weapon in there would have been blood.

If you ever need a big dumb spectacle of huge monsters and robots smashing one another, then the Pacific Rim is the smartest film out there.

One of the very finest Christmas movies. "Santa Claus: What would you like for Christmas?
- Little girl on his lap: My own credit card.”

What did you think? Looking forward to the next film from Osgood.

Oh yes, I'm so here for this glorious bloody nonsense!