Thee Jen 🐝
@metryjen.bsky.social
She/her. KHive4Life. Like cooking, sci-fi/fantasy (novels, not cartoons), liberal arts (all the arts), hip-hop, tech, growing stuff (including growing humans). Also parentheticals.
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Thee Jen 🐝
@metryjen.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Y'all please wash your hands thoroughly in this season of sickness
Thinking about it, and it makes no sense that bitch is considered worse than dick, as a pejorative.
A bitch is just chilling and taking care of her puppies, whereas a dick is literally uptight, overly sensitive, and trying to be all up in somebody's business.
A bitch is just chilling and taking care of her puppies, whereas a dick is literally uptight, overly sensitive, and trying to be all up in somebody's business.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thinking about it, and it makes no sense that bitch is considered worse than dick, as a pejorative.
A bitch is just chilling and taking care of her puppies, whereas a dick is literally uptight, overly sensitive, and trying to be all up in somebody's business.
A bitch is just chilling and taking care of her puppies, whereas a dick is literally uptight, overly sensitive, and trying to be all up in somebody's business.
Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91
www.nytimes.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Y'all. Who the fuck thought "Plantagenet Cherokee" was a good name for a font? Inquiring minds want to know. What is that even supposed to mean??
September 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Y'all. Who the fuck thought "Plantagenet Cherokee" was a good name for a font? Inquiring minds want to know. What is that even supposed to mean??
Congrats to Ms Cardi B!! She deserves this happiness and I hope her partner is worthy of the chance she is giving him.
www.cbsnews.com/news/cardi-b...
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Cardi B reveals she's expecting baby with Stefon Diggs, reflects on falling in love again in "CBS Mornings" interview
Cardi B confirmed on "CBS Mornings" that she is having a baby with boyfriend, NFL wide receiver Stefon Diggs.
www.cbsnews.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Congrats to Ms Cardi B!! She deserves this happiness and I hope her partner is worthy of the chance she is giving him.
www.cbsnews.com/news/cardi-b...
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Only in America would a government spend $167,000 to destroy $10 million dollars worth of IUDs and birth control pills. Fucking idiotic #kakistocracy
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
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$10 Million in Contraceptives Have Been Destroyed on Orders From Trump Officials
www.nytimes.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Only in America would a government spend $167,000 to destroy $10 million dollars worth of IUDs and birth control pills. Fucking idiotic #kakistocracy
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
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The MSM is already fucking up the Charlie Kirk story.
He was not a conservative activist. He was a racist right wing turd that used his platform to further racism around the country.
His entire brand started because he was upset a BW got a military academy slot he felt like he was entitled to.
He was not a conservative activist. He was a racist right wing turd that used his platform to further racism around the country.
His entire brand started because he was upset a BW got a military academy slot he felt like he was entitled to.
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The MSM is already fucking up the Charlie Kirk story.
He was not a conservative activist. He was a racist right wing turd that used his platform to further racism around the country.
His entire brand started because he was upset a BW got a military academy slot he felt like he was entitled to.
He was not a conservative activist. He was a racist right wing turd that used his platform to further racism around the country.
His entire brand started because he was upset a BW got a military academy slot he felt like he was entitled to.
Y'all something is wrong with me. I have had a dog named Luke for like 6 months now and somehow only just made my first Star Wars joke about him
September 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Y'all something is wrong with me. I have had a dog named Luke for like 6 months now and somehow only just made my first Star Wars joke about him
This is the man who stole my heart almost 20 years ago, and it's broken now that I had to tell him goodbye. He was the bestest boy, a true ride or die, and he kicked ass up one side of the street and down the other. Much love Jimmy Cat, and thank you for all of it.
August 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is the man who stole my heart almost 20 years ago, and it's broken now that I had to tell him goodbye. He was the bestest boy, a true ride or die, and he kicked ass up one side of the street and down the other. Much love Jimmy Cat, and thank you for all of it.
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August 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89
www.nytimes.com
August 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Got a missing baby, y'all #nolatwitter #nolasky 12 yo Hispanic boy, Bryan Vasquez, and he's non-verbal so remain chill if you see him & call NOPD 7th district 504-658-6070 or 911
August 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Got a missing baby, y'all #nolatwitter #nolasky 12 yo Hispanic boy, Bryan Vasquez, and he's non-verbal so remain chill if you see him & call NOPD 7th district 504-658-6070 or 911
So, sadly, this is your regular reminder - when things get violent and crazy remember - RUN, HIDE, FIGHT.
If you can't run, hide. ONLY if you can't RUN or HIDE should you consider fighting. Your goal is to get away from this crazy mother fucker and save your own life.
www.cnn.com/2025/08/09/u...
If you can't run, hide. ONLY if you can't RUN or HIDE should you consider fighting. Your goal is to get away from this crazy mother fucker and save your own life.
www.cnn.com/2025/08/09/u...
Gunman in CDC shooting near Emory University has been identified | CNN
Gunfire riddled CDC headquarters in Atlanta. A police officer is dead. And the shooter may have blamed a possible illness on vaccines.
www.cnn.com
August 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So, sadly, this is your regular reminder - when things get violent and crazy remember - RUN, HIDE, FIGHT.
If you can't run, hide. ONLY if you can't RUN or HIDE should you consider fighting. Your goal is to get away from this crazy mother fucker and save your own life.
www.cnn.com/2025/08/09/u...
If you can't run, hide. ONLY if you can't RUN or HIDE should you consider fighting. Your goal is to get away from this crazy mother fucker and save your own life.
www.cnn.com/2025/08/09/u...
BOOTS POEM - Artfight Attack
YouTube video by ThatRaccoonThing
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August 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Apparently Ozzy and Hulk Hogan also ended the game of life this week, but tbh I don't really care about anybody other than MJW
July 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Apparently Ozzy and Hulk Hogan also ended the game of life this week, but tbh I don't really care about anybody other than MJW
⚠️ Attn: Men - Please, I am begging you, just STOP with the mustaches! You do not look like Tom Selleck, it is not 1977 - you look like you wish you were a questionable porn star but really look like Chester Hester and it is NOT IT. It's not even November. Why are you doing this 😭😭😭
July 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
⚠️ Attn: Men - Please, I am begging you, just STOP with the mustaches! You do not look like Tom Selleck, it is not 1977 - you look like you wish you were a questionable porn star but really look like Chester Hester and it is NOT IT. It's not even November. Why are you doing this 😭😭😭
Good gravy, these interest rates from the State of Louisiana for payment plans for small $ tax debt are just usurious. I just did the numbers on the payment plan they offered and it's like 13%!! I've seen better rates at check cashing places (just kidding, those are actually worse, don't go there)
July 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Good gravy, these interest rates from the State of Louisiana for payment plans for small $ tax debt are just usurious. I just did the numbers on the payment plan they offered and it's like 13%!! I've seen better rates at check cashing places (just kidding, those are actually worse, don't go there)
Happy birthday, daddy, I miss you.
June 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Happy birthday, daddy, I miss you.
I Ain't Stressin' Today
YouTube video by Dear Silas - Topic
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June 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Not me looking for an emoji of a kitchen sink for my chores app and getting the Titanic 😂
June 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not me looking for an emoji of a kitchen sink for my chores app and getting the Titanic 😂
Surely there must be a better measurement for women's hair care product instructions than " use a golf ball sized amount." Sure, some women play golf, but probably not the vast majority. I have no fucking idea how big a golf ball is, I haven't seen one in real life since like the 90s.
June 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Surely there must be a better measurement for women's hair care product instructions than " use a golf ball sized amount." Sure, some women play golf, but probably not the vast majority. I have no fucking idea how big a golf ball is, I haven't seen one in real life since like the 90s.