[24 years ago]
Young Musk: eyyyy i maka da X dot com! I no paya da taxes! eyyy!!
Peter Thiel: [rising from coffin like count orlock] once again, elon, there is nothing you can possess which i cannot take away
Young Musk: mama mia!!

King: criminy elon why are you so obsessed with the letter x?
Musk: eyyyy itta all start 24 years ago
Musk: 24 years ago dissa very night
Musk: in desa very woods...

Musk: now you alla post onna da x capiche?
King:
Musk:
King:
Musk: [grappling with King] gimmie da $8!
King: [struggling] no! never! i'm never paying for twitter!
Musk: [struggling] itsa notta twitter! IT'SA X!!!

Musk: eyyyyy iss x now!
Musk: cuz x itta do everything!
Musk: it da everything app!
King: what do you mean it'll "do everything?"
Musk: eyyyy you know
Musk: it do
Musk: it do
Musk: it do-a alla da things capiche???