caterpillar: *walks*

snake: okay what

caterpillar: *grows wings*

snake: OKAY WHAT

This man has put me on the side of landlords, cops and Mark Zuckerberg by default, he is an evil sorcerer

incredible to me that literally everything about this company has to be as stupid as humanly possible

[24 years ago]
Young Musk: eyyyy i maka da X dot com! I no paya da taxes! eyyy!!
Peter Thiel: [rising from coffin like count orlock] once again, elon, there is nothing you can possess which i cannot take away
Young Musk: mama mia!!

King: criminy elon why are you so obsessed with the letter x?
Musk: eyyyy itta all start 24 years ago
Musk: 24 years ago dissa very night
Musk: in desa very woods...

Musk: now you alla post onna da x capiche?
King:
Musk:
King:
Musk: [grappling with King] gimmie da $8!
King: [struggling] no! never! i'm never paying for twitter!
Musk: [struggling] itsa notta twitter! IT'SA X!!!

Musk: eyyyyy iss x now!
Musk: cuz x itta do everything!
Musk: it da everything app!
King: what do you mean it'll "do everything?"
Musk: eyyyy you know
Musk: it do
Musk: it do
Musk: it do-a alla da things capiche???

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king!
Musk: you still no paya $8 for X?
King: no elon i'm
King: wait
King: $8 for what?

if you think that saying sex workers use NFTs will make me support NFTs you have it backwards. i will abandon everything i have ever believed in before i support NFTs. thinking NFTs are dumb bullshit is my first principle.