Matthew Giraldi
mgiraldi.bsky.social
Matthew Giraldi
@mgiraldi.bsky.social
Sports watcher, book reader, beer drinker.

Star gazer, cynical sonofabitch, weed smoker.

Nature lover, music listener, food eater.
Yes it's before 8pm, I have been listening to Christmas music (first time this year), I'm in my PJs and I'm drinking boxed wine.
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A perfect gift for the fiscal conservative but liberal ass wiper in your life
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Anyways, today is going to be a fascinating day to watch the stock prices of companies heavily invested in bitcoin and crypto currencies.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When my brother was in federal prison he used to tell me during visits all sorts of stuff that could be used as currency.

It's a whole different world inside those walls folks. But folks in there notice favoritism in even the smallest of margins.
People are roasting this lede, but NYM is actually correct to print it. Toilet paper is so scarce in prisons that it is sometimes used as a currency.

It shouldn't be restricted, for any person, but the fact that it isn't for her (and her alone) is a sign of extremely special treatment.
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Oh now John Metchie wants to produce??
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If illegal immigrants are bringing in the kind of money necessary to buy homes in this country at the level Vance is talking about...

I don't think it would be wise politically to be violently kidnapping them or their families.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
AD Mitchell oh no lmao
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by Matthew Giraldi
McALESTER, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma governor spares life of death row inmate Tremane Wood just before scheduled lethal injection.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
One of the biggest reasons I feel the Biden DOJ didn't release the Epstein files is because it would have been labeled as partisan *immediately*.

Trump would have branded it "election interference" and it would have been dismissed by his supporters as a witch hunt. He doesn't have that luxury now.
Rep. Andy Harris: "My gut feeling is that if there is something in there about Donald Trump, the Biden DOJ would've released it." (Sounds like a great reason to release the files!)
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The disconnect between he and normal 9-to-5 working serfs aside...

"Virtually zero fees" is also completely fucking false.
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trey McBride 20 target game incoming
Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr. recently underwent surgery for appendicitis and is out this week with the potential for additional weeks.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Democrats and GOP are currently doing their best impersonation of last nights NFL game.

Get the ball near the goal line and fumble.

Have chances to take advantage of the other team and fail to do so.

These people want to toss away the gimme they were given from the Democrat Senators lmao
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Matthew Giraldi
Processing aluminum cans with a Sierra S5000 baler/logger.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The "Miracle Mile" is at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
We all know he's making this kick
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Folks...I'm gonna have a God damn heart attack with this fucking Eagles team
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Did Troy Aikman say the Eagles could run the clock down on a 4th down?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I do not trust Jake Elliott to make a field goal from here.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You're down 3. 1:30 left in the game. Midfield almost. 4th and 2.

You have two timeouts.

Call the fucking timeout before the game deciding 4th down to make sure your offense is going to be running the proper play and everyone is set.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Why didn't Green Bay call timeout before that 4th down play??????
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Jalen Hurts has to slide and take the sack on that 2nd down incompletion too.

Throwing it away and allowing Green Bay to keep an extra timeout is just unacceptable
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Green Bay didn't decline the delay?
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
There is no fucking way they go for this
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM