So is someone going end DOGE or not? There seems to be a lot of correlation between services offered to non wealth hoarding citizens, and what is being deemed inefficient. If we survive this it will be looked back on like McCarthyism.

Worst possible timeline? Yeah, I think we're on it.

I do believe they’d wipe their asses with the constitution if the archives would let them.

We all just saw that dump truck!

Matt Gaetz google search history:

What does an attorney general do?

How long before Truth and X merge? Asking for someone that will never use that shit.

The senators are like “yeah, Imma need that report.”

The only bonus to any of these picks is they probably won’t last 4 years, and now they can’t just go back to their old jobs.

I put a Hotel on Boardwalk once during a family monopoly game. Can I be Secretary of Commerce?

This unfortunately twofold: the ones that have abandoned every belief I hold that makes the world a better place, and the ones that sat on their hands and didn’t vote at all.

Dept of Efficiency brought to you by the people that are eliminating the Dept of Education.

Do you think any of these assholes pushing anti trans agendas with their reconstructed hairlines realize that regrowing and/or replacing your hair is gender affirming care?

This kind feels like a fresh pair of skivvies after a shower when someone else sharted in your last pair.

"Fuck your feelings" but also please come to thanksgiving, we miss you and our vote had nothing to do with you, honey.

So are we all here now because they’re not all there?