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Matthew Van Wormer

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · Feb 17

If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.

I think that's a good start for my BlueSky account

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 11h

1,008th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 21h

Just got a text asking for donations for a pizza day for college students on "No Kings Day." Dems really taking a page from corporate America.

We don't want pizza. We want candidates that will work to enact real change.

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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 1d

Thugs

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 1d

1,007th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @rexchapman.bsky.social

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 1d

Cavs? Cavs.

#LetEmKnow season is upon us.

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Cory Booker @corybooker.com · 2d

Shutdowns are painful for millions of American workers, health insurance premiums are set to more than double for millions more, nothing about this is fun.

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Mario Nicolais @marionicolais.bsky.social · 2d

All right folks, I’m taking bets on how long before Trump pardons his good friend.

Over or under a week?

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING:

The Supreme Court just rejected Ghislaine Maxwell’s appeal of her criminal conviction for recruiting and grooming teenage girls for sexual abuse by Jeffrey Epstein.

The decision means that her conviction and 20-year criminal sentence remain in place.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 3d

1,006th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @rexchapman.bsky.social

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 3d

Greg Olsen looks like the main character from Team America World Police. And, yes, I mean he looks like a freaking puppet.

#NFL

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rayterrill.bsky.social @rayterrill.bsky.social · 3d

Browns gonna lose Dillon Gabriel’s first NFL start because Stefanski still doesn’t know how to do clock management effectively. 🤦‍♂️

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 3d

FALSE START!?!?!?!? WHERE'S THE CALL???????

#Browns

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

Gotta start measuring my simple syrup. That Old Fashioned was...

a man wearing sunglasses is talking into a microphone while a group of men are watching .

ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is talking into a microphone while a group of men are watching .

media.tenor.com

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

Carnell. My bad. Got mixed up with Cardale Jones.

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

Can't believe I used to respect that guy.

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

NBA REFS ARE ICE

Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 4d

NBA refs are wearing earpieces this year??

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

Cardell Tate had to slow down to catch that TD and the Gopher DB still couldn't catch him.

#tOSU

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

Inject Brewers vs. Mariners World Series into my veins.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

I hope they make a joke about worrying about being canceled for a few days.

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

Best part? It all happens in South Park animation!!!

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

Is he good? Wifey thinks he's good. I'm on the fence. Sike. We know.

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

I have a good feeling about that Jeremiah Smith young fella. He could have a future in this game.

Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

Marcus must be 12 years old.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 4d

Theo Von: "Will I see you again?"

ESPN's Jess Sims: "I hope not"

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

The bell rings, the bleach blonde bimbo goes toward Pope Leo with fake nails extended. A beam of light scorches the octagon, and God, themself, appears, smites the broad, looks around, and says "Thanos was right." God snaps their finger and every MAGAt disappears, leaving the rest of us in peace.

Justin Lentini @jlentini09.bsky.social · 4d

KKKAROLYIN CALLS OUT POPE LEO

SHE CHALLENGES THE "HOLY ONE" TO A FULL, KNOCK DOWN, DRAG OUT, MMA CAGE MATCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

LEO, AKA, "THE HOLY ROLLER" ACCEPTED THE MATCH SAYING,"THAT BLASPHEMOUS, TWATWAFFLE IS GOING DOWN IN 2".

"M.G.LIPS" KKKAROLYIN SAID" BRING IT OLD MAN"

ON NETFLIX

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 4d

#Brewers are just being rude hosts at this point.

#NLDS #Cubs #MLBPlayoffs