Milu 🦨
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Milu 🦨
@mhansen404.bsky.social
Producer, Videographer, Editor, Democracy Enjoyer, and Dorkus
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I compared ZIP code level rents versus homes permitted from 2018-2024 and guess what!
Places that permitted the most new homes had the slowest rent growth, and in places where almost nothing was permitted, rents *skyrocketed*
June 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Today at lunch I had a peach that was mealy and utterly tasteless. Like biting into wet styrofoam. This betrayal was made all the more bitter because the peach in question smelled good, and had the correct amount of firmness. I will carry this wound with me forever.
July 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You have to have a very special brain disease to believe that personal liberty and the free market aren’t being given a fair shake in American media.
February 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
America is a failed state and the dominance of the Chiefs is one of numerous examples of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It is weird that so much DISCOURSE has been focused on if Elon Musk accidently did a seig heil or did one on purpose as if the symbolism of the action reveals new information about his character. Oh Elon is a massive right-wing piece of shit? I had no idea! This is certainly new data.
January 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Lots of clarity today
December 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I think I "sounds good"ed my boss one too many times today
December 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Wine that gets you drunk...? What the fuck? Sounds like AI bullshit.
December 11, 2024 at 2:45 PM
[Internal dialogue at the grocery store checkout]: "I hope this guy thinks my food is cool"
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I've never been called gormless. In fact, I'm packed to the gills with gorm. Gormmaxxed
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
It really feels like collectively the entire Posting Superorganism™ has had an assfull of Musk's evil dipshittery at the same time, and everyone has jumped ship.
November 14, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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the american people decided to lodge a shotgun against their balls, pull the trigger while saying "Burger Cost Too Much"
November 14, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
November 14, 2024 at 4:57 AM
[Me, manually pulling the living room curtains closed, shaking them a bit to get them unstuck]

“Computer, initiate Night Protocol”
November 13, 2024 at 10:04 PM
"I've been had!"
November 12, 2024 at 3:48 PM