Yeah but you just watch what happens when that anvil hits the Bills' comically tiny umbrella.

You could always count on Josh Reed to make some amazing catch and run when the Bills were down 27 to 6 with 1:06 left in the 4th quarter.

Despite being otherwise base-level racist the way too many old white people are, my grandmother down bad for B.B. King

I choose to believe in the power of the locks until further notice.

If the Bills win, pops and the work buddies aren't allow to leave the house for the rest of the season. Are they willing to serve honorably for the fine people of Amherst?

[whispering into George W Bush's ear] Sir, a second Bud has Lit the Onion.