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mhmom.bsky.social
@mhmom.bsky.social
Recovered lawyer, mom to kids and dog, super power is that I’m disappointed in you.
We finished our annual rewatch of the Lord of the Rings tonight. I really wish the Scouring of the Shire was included because that more than anything else resonates today.

Also, the 17 yo yelling “so queer” at Sam and Frodo. My dude, I was at the fandom wars, lo those many years ago. 👵🏻
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
He uses France but it is also the UK, Germany, Italy, Spain etc.

@klobuchar.senate.gov this is the kind of insanity you don’t seem to wholeheartedly oppose. Wtf?
I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.

Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I honestly don’t know what is worse: waiting to hear from my dad’s hospice nurse or what is happening in my adopted hometown.

Probably the later because dad has the good drugs.
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Hey folks: we’re supporting South Minneapolis latino-owned businesses and the unhoused at the same time—buying breakfast burritos from local taquerias to distribute to unsheltered folks.

Help us help each other!

Venmo: @ Kevin-nye-3
Cashapp: $Revkev

Please donate and/or signal boost!
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Got this on my way to the train. Of course, protestors were tear gassed and assaulted at my stop earlier today.
January 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I want to go back to when Minnesota was known for Prince, shitty football, and the Mighty Ducks movie. Or just “flyover country”.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
My dad’s new assisted living home is named “Sunrise on Providence”.

I hear “Sunrise on the Reaping”.
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I get to close out 2025 by filling out paperwork do my dad to move to a new assisted living facility. This time with bonus hospice care.

2025 can die in a fire. Except for the one kid getting into college and the other kid buying a house.
a woman sits at a desk with a bowl of nuts and the word schitt 's creek on the bottom
ALT: a woman sits at a desk with a bowl of nuts and the word schitt 's creek on the bottom
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December 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What is the adult equivalent of an All Campus Scream?
a muppet with a big smile on his face is saying my brain right now .
ALT: a muppet with a big smile on his face is saying my brain right now .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I graduated with honors from a very good law school. I went to an excellent undergraduate program. I have had a very successful career.

I cannot find the tenth difference on the Kleenex box.

I am a failure.
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
People can stop dying or having strokes or relying on me anytime.

But mostly the first two.

Ok, only the first two because I would be lost without people who need me.

No more decent lovely people dying. Only assholes.
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We are doing doggie day care and watching Christmas cartoons.

I love our small holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If someone is making Chex Mix, how would you interpret this on a grocery list:

Chex x3
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Things I learned cleaning out my dad’s house: he loved crystal vases and generic off-brand viagra from shady internet pharmacies.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Being a member of the sandwich generation sucks donkey balls.

Seriously. I did not sign up to parent two 80 year olds.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I spent my day trying to make sense of my father’s finances. For the love of your children and anyone charged with taking care of your affairs, keep records! Not just stacks of papers. Hell, a notebook with account numbers and institutions would be amazing.

Can I bill the trust for my wine?
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The husband selected the Derry Girls episode of Bake Off. I knew I married him for a reason.
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
When your adult kid has a dog and works second shift, you become doggy day care. And going to the pet store is like taking your kids to Target. “If I buy a bully stick for dog 1, I have to buy one for dog 2. But dog 1 prefers cheese to bully sticks….”

But, my pumpkin bread smells awesome.
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I hope the rich MAGA lady I helped with her bags knows that the proud mom of a trans kid touched her luggage.

I didn’t see the Trump Golf Course bag until after her husband came back. Ugh. I should have let her get beaned by her roller bag.
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
You know you’re a weird knitting person when you take pictures of floor tiles for inspiration.
October 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tomorrow me will pack for my trip to Ireland. Today me gets to drink wine and watch GBBO.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I want to know how two people who use walkers can collide with such force that EMS has to be called for head injuries.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just donated to @emilyslist.bsky.social and told the Angie Craig for Senate campaign that’s she’s a DINO and I hope she loses.

See y’all in the re-education camps!
September 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Flying home! I was up at 12:30 AM CST (7:30AM for me) so airport rules apply.

All the wine, Delta! Please and thank you.

I will miss the European yogurt for breakfast. And the sandwich shop next to my hotel. They made a KICKASS sandwich. I’m not sure what chicken mayo is. But it is tasty AF.
September 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM