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Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet

@mia-sade.bsky.social

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Yapper. Delta. Millennial Emeritus. Sometimes writer. A full-time delight. Formerly @mia_sade. I'm mad about not having that underscore

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Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1m

I audibly gasped when Fat Ass Kelly Price revealed herself. CINEMA!

La Bodega Baddie 🇵🇷 @zeenthecity.bsky.social · 1h

Remember when we use to watch Catfish as a family? Good times.

“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 1h

2009 -2016 Twitter >>>>>>>>>>

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 3m

Who is this man with the faux locs y'all keep sharing? I have so many questions

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 18m

My high ass thought this was about astrology

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 19m

I know y'all lying to me 😭😭😭😭

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 28m

I hear you and I agree

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 31m

What fast food place do you think could pull it off correctly?

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 34m

The Thanksgiving roasting of Elon >>>>

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Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 33m

What a terrible day to be literate

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 5h

Members of Antifa, please remember this month is open enrollment. We added a term life policy, and a new ASA (Anarchist Savings Account) for your radical needs. Please direct any questions to the HR team on the north building on the main campus.

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Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 36m

Me during every Twitter scandal…

Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF

ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 38m

Them: "You a deadbeat dad!!!"
Mojizel: "f the weather is good, i might grill this weekend."

Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 44m

Mojizel to the bullshit.

IYKYK

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Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 57m

I'm so sorry

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

I want a kitten, I think

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Queen of Hyrule @queenofhyrule.bsky.social · 3h

I have a whole litter of kitten close to my home. If anyone is interested in homing a kitten or tin Atlanta please hit me up.

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Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

Absolutely not me

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

I'm right behind you lol

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

a woman is sitting at a table holding a glass of wine in front of a crowd of people .

Alt: a woman is sitting at a table holding a glass of wine in front of a crowd of people .

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Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

I was so confused. Then I started wondering how many hours he spent practicing the heel toe

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Liz Vella @lizvella.bsky.social · 13h

Autumn Glory
#ColorADay #RedWed #EastCoastKin #photography #autumninmaine

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Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

We're gonna get there lol

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

I took it for neck and back pain, technically

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

Aye but for real, what made that Twitter man wanna get good at the heel toe like that?

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

Gotta say, I don't think I like it

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

I think the streets (also me) are saying yes

Spooky 🎃 Cerebral Strumpet @mia-sade.bsky.social · 1h

Do I need it?!