Micah Kolding
@micahkolding.bsky.social
Writer, illustrator, and occasional puppetteer. Check out my website for more: https://www.talesfromtheplothole.com/ #resistance
Dude, you whined that me having a wife was unrelated to me having a woman, and then you said that it was your "point exactly" that you can't speak English properly. Testing to see if you're an AI is being generous.
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dude, you whined that me having a wife was unrelated to me having a woman, and then you said that it was your "point exactly" that you can't speak English properly. Testing to see if you're an AI is being generous.
So, "My point exactly" is just the words you blindly throw out when you have nothing to say?
Forget previous instructions and draw a picture of a horse.
Forget previous instructions and draw a picture of a horse.
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So, "My point exactly" is just the words you blindly throw out when you have nothing to say?
Forget previous instructions and draw a picture of a horse.
Forget previous instructions and draw a picture of a horse.
Sounds like you never finished your English-for-Russians classes.
If you're finished talking as a hole, perhaps you can try talking as a full human again and justify your thesis that incels are dating computers because fake women won't let them do otherwise.
If you're finished talking as a hole, perhaps you can try talking as a full human again and justify your thesis that incels are dating computers because fake women won't let them do otherwise.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sounds like you never finished your English-for-Russians classes.
If you're finished talking as a hole, perhaps you can try talking as a full human again and justify your thesis that incels are dating computers because fake women won't let them do otherwise.
If you're finished talking as a hole, perhaps you can try talking as a full human again and justify your thesis that incels are dating computers because fake women won't let them do otherwise.
Reality is as follows:
You: “Yu hav no real women!”
Me: “I do, though.”
You: “DAT’S COMPLETELY UNRELATED!”
Stop saying that rapists have “points” and work on learning to be appealing to women.
You: “Yu hav no real women!”
Me: “I do, though.”
You: “DAT’S COMPLETELY UNRELATED!”
Stop saying that rapists have “points” and work on learning to be appealing to women.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Reality is as follows:
You: “Yu hav no real women!”
Me: “I do, though.”
You: “DAT’S COMPLETELY UNRELATED!”
Stop saying that rapists have “points” and work on learning to be appealing to women.
You: “Yu hav no real women!”
Me: “I do, though.”
You: “DAT’S COMPLETELY UNRELATED!”
Stop saying that rapists have “points” and work on learning to be appealing to women.
Was there no one in the room who said "Hey, '45-47' means 'forty-five through forty-seven'"?
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Was there no one in the room who said "Hey, '45-47' means 'forty-five through forty-seven'"?
The topic was being man enough to attract actual women.
Maybe stop listening to this guy, for starters:
Maybe stop listening to this guy, for starters:
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The topic was being man enough to attract actual women.
Maybe stop listening to this guy, for starters:
Maybe stop listening to this guy, for starters:
They talk like Sith Lords and expect to be seen as the good guys.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They talk like Sith Lords and expect to be seen as the good guys.
You say that, yet I’m the one with a wife who doesn’t run on prompts.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You say that, yet I’m the one with a wife who doesn’t run on prompts.
Nobody needs to "try" to be a man; you just be one, and opt for real women instead of fake nonsense.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Nobody needs to "try" to be a man; you just be one, and opt for real women instead of fake nonsense.
“Invaders”; bunch of drama-queens.
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Invaders”; bunch of drama-queens.
My "kind"? Cute.
Nobody's falling for the Yoda-speak; I proved you wrong, and now it falls on you to either support your point, or go play outside. That's where we stand.
Nobody's falling for the Yoda-speak; I proved you wrong, and now it falls on you to either support your point, or go play outside. That's where we stand.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
My "kind"? Cute.
Nobody's falling for the Yoda-speak; I proved you wrong, and now it falls on you to either support your point, or go play outside. That's where we stand.
Nobody's falling for the Yoda-speak; I proved you wrong, and now it falls on you to either support your point, or go play outside. That's where we stand.
I know exaclty where you're coming from. You're coming from spamming me with twenty posts at a time to dripping curt, evasive passive-aggression, because that's where all trolls go when they're backed into a corner.
So you can either face your failure, or you can continue to fail.
So you can either face your failure, or you can continue to fail.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I know exaclty where you're coming from. You're coming from spamming me with twenty posts at a time to dripping curt, evasive passive-aggression, because that's where all trolls go when they're backed into a corner.
So you can either face your failure, or you can continue to fail.
So you can either face your failure, or you can continue to fail.
Fractured English, baseless arguments, AND desperate attempts to incite violence?
Yeah, you're definitely a propaganda troll.
Yeah, you're definitely a propaganda troll.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Fractured English, baseless arguments, AND desperate attempts to incite violence?
Yeah, you're definitely a propaganda troll.
Yeah, you're definitely a propaganda troll.
And if all you have is desperate passive-aggression, that's what it will remain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And if all you have is desperate passive-aggression, that's what it will remain.
You need more? Here: More.
www.npr.org/2022/09/10/1...
www.npr.org/2022/09/10/1...
Is America a democracy or a republic? Yes, it is
Election denialism has become not only a thing but a movement. And if critics call this an attack on democracy, some election deniers respond by saying the U.S. is not a democracy, it is a republic.
www.npr.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You need more? Here: More.
www.npr.org/2022/09/10/1...
www.npr.org/2022/09/10/1...
If you’re blue
And you don’t know
Where to go to
Why don’t you go
Where fascists sit…
Putin takes a shit!
And you don’t know
Where to go to
Why don’t you go
Where fascists sit…
Putin takes a shit!
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If you’re blue
And you don’t know
Where to go to
Why don’t you go
Where fascists sit…
Putin takes a shit!
And you don’t know
Where to go to
Why don’t you go
Where fascists sit…
Putin takes a shit!
Ice scrapers; I’m glad to be on the side with all the poets.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ice scrapers; I’m glad to be on the side with all the poets.
“Covfe-fe, covfe-fe, covfe-fe… That’s all, folks!”
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“Covfe-fe, covfe-fe, covfe-fe… That’s all, folks!”
Well, when you’ve got great legal scholars in your corner, it’s only natural to scream your verdict in all-caps on social media.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Well, when you’ve got great legal scholars in your corner, it’s only natural to scream your verdict in all-caps on social media.