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Micah Kolding
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Writer, illustrator, and occasional puppetteer. Check out my website for more: https://www.talesfromtheplothole.com/ #resistance
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Dublin LeChat wishes you all a very loud and furious holiday season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=knDr...
Dublin LeChat Screams Sleigh Ride at You from Across the Room
YouTube video by Tales from the Plot Hole
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Out selling books with Dublin LeChat. Dublin says that you, too, need to buy books right now, or he will explode with rage. www.amazon.com/dp/B09ZVMLVFF
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Author of Wicked - The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West: "I took a colorful feel-good fairy-tale musical and turned it into a fucked-up story of sex, violence, and evil."

Broadway: "Love it! But what if we got rid of the sex, violence, and evil, and put it to feel-good music?"
a woman in a pink dress is holding a wand and the words woo-hoo are on the bottom
Alt: Glinda the Good Witch saying "Woo-hoo!"
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November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Dublin LeChat wishes you all a very loud and furious holiday season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=knDr...
Dublin LeChat Screams Sleigh Ride at You from Across the Room
YouTube video by Tales from the Plot Hole
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"We the people" and "shall not be infringed" are not even complete sentences, yet they're definitely the only parts of the Constitution that millions of Americans know.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is naked Kremlin propaganda.

"The will of the majority is mob rule! Two wolves and a sheep voting for what to have for dinner!"

The people don't want to *eat* you, dumbass. Cannibals are in a minority, and would only get to eat you if you submit to the will of the few, as you're advocating.
From the Constitution Section Four, says every state gets a Republican Form of Government-guess what, that's code for republic, not some mob-rule democracy
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Until such a time as they turn thirteen, I'll just tell my kids that this is how the second Trump presidency played out:
miss piggy and kermit the frog are sitting at a table and kermit is saying well piggy sometimes the truth hurts
Alt: miss piggy and kermit the frog are sitting at a table and kermit is saying well piggy sometimes the truth hurts
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November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Assaulting a 15-year-old is only better than assaulting a 5-year-old in the same way that being tampled by twenty elephants is better than being trampled by twenty-four elephants.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Reposted by Micah Kolding
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"Trust me, we'll jack tariffs to the moon, and then if the Epstein thing gets out, we'll have an easy way to bring down prices and make everyone forget about it!"

~Somebody, somewhere, probably
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Epstein's not going away, you festering buckets of Nazi tears.
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
MAGAs a week ago: “What about Clinton? 😂😂”

MAGAs now: “stoptalkingaboutclintonffsitsnotfunny”
I advice MAGAtards to accept the Bill Clinton theory..

The alternative is worse.. 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If Megyn Kelly wants to make the argument that Donald is, like, the BEST kind of child-molester, let's print that on a trophy and ship it off to the White House.
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t grab underage sex slaves!
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Let's dare our politicians to lift all taxes on actual earned wages and only tax the unearned money like capital gains, rent, inheritance, and gambling winnings.

Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I feel like he's been saying the word "trillions" a lot more lately.

I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.
Translation: he has no idea how insurance works
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I'mma say it: It's literally impossible to earn, deserve, or need a trillion dollars.

Meanwhile, the person keyed up to accumulate the first trillion dollars has lately been saying and doing the kind of things that should probably trigger a mental-health check.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by Micah Kolding
An interesting point here, unless I'm missing something, is that the house also has to pass this. That would mean they would have to show up. That would mean that either the new AZ rep is sworn in or ANY MEMBER could vacate Johnson's seat. A lot could happen in a very short time.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Call me crazy, but when you really focus on the upper left, I swear you can see the ghost of Donald Trump hovering over the desk!
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Mac Daddy" is literally "Son of Daddy".
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Was there seriously somebody out there who was like, "Gee, I'd better cash in on all the goodwill surrounding the name 'Vance' nowadays!"?
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Hey, billionaires, consider this: When we start to tax you properly, you'll have fewer dollars, but they'll be worth, like, 10% more.

Also, you won't be wasting so much money paying tribute to a bloated orange fascist anymore.

Win-win; right?
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I've got to image that the other clowns in Gothem City were like, "You can't be the Clown Prince with a purple suit, a little pancake, and a green Cary Grant haircut, bro. The colorblind Gothemites think you're just a happy stock broker."
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM