Santa’s Third Ho
@micarebear.bsky.social
I’m a pumpkin-spiced loser. AuDHD. Sad boy summer, autumn, winter, spring. I like crows.
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
YES YES YES YES
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
YES YES YES YES
And here we are about to go to the annual party where we get too drunk and flirt with the questionably straight Adventist boy in front of his wife 🫣
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
And here we are about to go to the annual party where we get too drunk and flirt with the questionably straight Adventist boy in front of his wife 🫣
Glad everything’s okay! Fingers crossed the weekend stays positive!
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Glad everything’s okay! Fingers crossed the weekend stays positive!
Yikes. Are you okay?
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yikes. Are you okay?
New Star Wars Sequel Trilogy!?!(?!?
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
New Star Wars Sequel Trilogy!?!(?!?
Jim, you are very handsome but don’t turn around. Just step forward and give me your hand.
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Jim, you are very handsome but don’t turn around. Just step forward and give me your hand.
You told me it was okay 😭
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You told me it was okay 😭
Maybe I can? We should try!
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Maybe I can? We should try!
A gay man with a healthy paternal relationship is how I know this story is fiction.
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
A gay man with a healthy paternal relationship is how I know this story is fiction.
Such a good boy 😌
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Such a good boy 😌
🥺 try to feel buttery
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
🥺 try to feel buttery
That box is my house
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
That box is my house
baa baa black sheep
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
baa baa black sheep
Feed me, Seymour
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Feed me, Seymour
I very much like this 😍
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I very much like this 😍
I feel like I 100% understand this.
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I feel like I 100% understand this.