Michael, Beetle Lord
@michael.jagreview.com
Personal account of the guy that runs Just Another Game Review @jagreview.com
Posting almost exclusively about video games in a desperate attempt to get my Discover feed to do the same (it's not working, someone please help me).
Posting almost exclusively about video games in a desperate attempt to get my Discover feed to do the same (it's not working, someone please help me).
Fortnite eat your heart out
(Source: PEAK + bbno$ / Ironmouse / vanillamace collab event)
(Source: PEAK + bbno$ / Ironmouse / vanillamace collab event)
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fortnite eat your heart out
(Source: PEAK + bbno$ / Ironmouse / vanillamace collab event)
(Source: PEAK + bbno$ / Ironmouse / vanillamace collab event)
Caves of Qud has two kinds of cybernetic implants:
A. A device too small for the human eye, capable of manipulating the very fabric of reality to let you warp through space at will
B. Yaoi hands
A. A device too small for the human eye, capable of manipulating the very fabric of reality to let you warp through space at will
B. Yaoi hands
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Caves of Qud has two kinds of cybernetic implants:
A. A device too small for the human eye, capable of manipulating the very fabric of reality to let you warp through space at will
B. Yaoi hands
A. A device too small for the human eye, capable of manipulating the very fabric of reality to let you warp through space at will
B. Yaoi hands
Update: I am the Beetle Lord
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Update: I am the Beetle Lord
Caves of Qud is by far the most wet game I have ever played
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Caves of Qud is by far the most wet game I have ever played
Came back to Caves of Qud after 10 months away.
First new place I visit gives me a mace that spawns friendly clockwork beetles every time I bonk someone over the head with it.
It's good to be back.
First new place I visit gives me a mace that spawns friendly clockwork beetles every time I bonk someone over the head with it.
It's good to be back.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Came back to Caves of Qud after 10 months away.
First new place I visit gives me a mace that spawns friendly clockwork beetles every time I bonk someone over the head with it.
It's good to be back.
First new place I visit gives me a mace that spawns friendly clockwork beetles every time I bonk someone over the head with it.
It's good to be back.
This guy gets it
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This guy gets it
Truly my greatest gaming achievement.
(Source: Asbury Pines)
(Source: Asbury Pines)
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Truly my greatest gaming achievement.
(Source: Asbury Pines)
(Source: Asbury Pines)
I just beat My Friendly Neighborhood a few days ago and wanted to mess around with some of the cheats I'd unlocked during my run. Turns out starting a new game with cheats doesn't disable achievements, and accidentally triggering the ending unlocked three achievements in the funniest order possible.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I just beat My Friendly Neighborhood a few days ago and wanted to mess around with some of the cheats I'd unlocked during my run. Turns out starting a new game with cheats doesn't disable achievements, and accidentally triggering the ending unlocked three achievements in the funniest order possible.
New favorite mall activity: find pop culture stores with a graphic tee display, look for stacks of any shirt with someone's face on them, and fold the top of the stack in such a way that it deletes their nose.
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
New favorite mall activity: find pop culture stores with a graphic tee display, look for stacks of any shirt with someone's face on them, and fold the top of the stack in such a way that it deletes their nose.
I love Steam Next Fest
October 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I love Steam Next Fest
Slime Rancher 2 Pro Tip: If you can successfully get a Lucky Slime zapped by a bolt of lightning, it does absolutely nothing.
October 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Slime Rancher 2 Pro Tip: If you can successfully get a Lucky Slime zapped by a bolt of lightning, it does absolutely nothing.
look at this dude
September 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
look at this dude
This would be good news
September 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This would be good news
This game popped up in my Discovery Queue. I know train games are notorious for their ridiculous pricing and DLC practices that put EA's treatment of The Sims to shame, but having four different editions and over $3,000 in DLC when it's not even out for another month still took me by surprise.
August 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This game popped up in my Discovery Queue. I know train games are notorious for their ridiculous pricing and DLC practices that put EA's treatment of The Sims to shame, but having four different editions and over $3,000 in DLC when it's not even out for another month still took me by surprise.
August 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Sometimes the pursuit of completing games requires me to do terrible, terrible things (this dialogue option was tied to an achievement because @miscatinytale.bsky.social is EVIL).
You'd best believe I reloaded my save file so he could go right back to happy dancing.
(Source: Misc. A Tiny Tale)
You'd best believe I reloaded my save file so he could go right back to happy dancing.
(Source: Misc. A Tiny Tale)
August 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Sometimes the pursuit of completing games requires me to do terrible, terrible things (this dialogue option was tied to an achievement because @miscatinytale.bsky.social is EVIL).
You'd best believe I reloaded my save file so he could go right back to happy dancing.
(Source: Misc. A Tiny Tale)
You'd best believe I reloaded my save file so he could go right back to happy dancing.
(Source: Misc. A Tiny Tale)
Finally made the time to start playing Misc. A Tiny Tale and I just found out that my little guy SQUEAKS when he crouch-walks. This might just be a 10/10 game already.
August 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Finally made the time to start playing Misc. A Tiny Tale and I just found out that my little guy SQUEAKS when he crouch-walks. This might just be a 10/10 game already.
I lied, I attempted that challenge again.
(Source: Dead as Disco Demo)
(Source: Dead as Disco Demo)
August 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I lied, I attempted that challenge again.
(Source: Dead as Disco Demo)
(Source: Dead as Disco Demo)
This is my first video shitpost, please be nice
August 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is my first video shitpost, please be nice
You gotta do it, June.
July 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You gotta do it, June.
Got the itch to play a quick round of Word Play. Took the ABC Challenge modifier card at round one for kicks (gain bonus points if your next word contains the next letter in the alphabet), and miraculously made it all the way to Z on my first attempt. God bless refresh-heavy upgrades.
July 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Got the itch to play a quick round of Word Play. Took the ABC Challenge modifier card at round one for kicks (gain bonus points if your next word contains the next letter in the alphabet), and miraculously made it all the way to Z on my first attempt. God bless refresh-heavy upgrades.
We didn't win the Arima Kinen, but we made up for it by sweeping the URA Finale on our first attempt.
(Source: Umamusume: Pretty Derby)
(Source: Umamusume: Pretty Derby)
July 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We didn't win the Arima Kinen, but we made up for it by sweeping the URA Finale on our first attempt.
(Source: Umamusume: Pretty Derby)
(Source: Umamusume: Pretty Derby)
what made me think this was a good idea
July 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
what made me think this was a good idea
Dead as Disco when importing a song: "120 ~ 200 BPM for best results"
Dead as Disco at 240 BPM:
Dead as Disco at 240 BPM:
July 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Dead as Disco when importing a song: "120 ~ 200 BPM for best results"
Dead as Disco at 240 BPM:
Dead as Disco at 240 BPM: