They can do and say whatever they like here, because ultimately it’s all as real as wrestling to these people; but I just think if it were *me* I’d have a hard time making this point and then going to stand next to the person who had inspired Anders Breivik at lunch in the Times HQ canteen.

I don’t think a newspaper on the brink of their own financial Armageddon whilst paying Boris Johnson £275k a year, and that shit cartoonist roughly double that, should be taken even remotely seriously on matters of state finance.

Reeves: The disabled will have a Rover 75 and they’ll be grateful for it

Moving to more British-made vehicles will help save money. We are famously very good at building reliable cars that don’t go wrong.

It’s always pull yourself up by the bootstraps; work for what you have; work *harder* then; get a *better* job; cut out the Netflix and lattes; until it’s time to have some free money fall into your lap.

Lewis is, of course, completely aware of who his LBC colleagues are, and the sort of things they’ve spent my entire adult life screaming into the void.