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@michaelbalin.bsky.social
Think: "Melon Felon."
January 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Never forget.
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Unbelievable.
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Have a safe trip!
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Perfectly perfect in every way.
Gavin Newsom Just One-Upped Trump's 'Perfect' MRI Results With A Trolling Memo From His Own 'Doctor'
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January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
May 2026 have a happier ending.
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
January 1, 2026 at 9:11 AM
December 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
December 31, 2025 at 8:33 AM
December 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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When the felon-in-chief decides it is time to "protect" christians in Nigeria by dropping bombs, it is time to A] impeach him for overstepping his power, B] remind Americans we are NOT a "Christian Nation," and C] call out christianity for the horseshit it is
www.bbc.com/news/article...
US launches strikes against Islamic State in Nigeria
President Donald Trump has previously accused the Nigerian government of failing to protect Christians from jihadist groups.
www.bbc.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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This is one of our favorites!
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!

Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It could happen.
December 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The GOP has been doing this for many years.
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Without the fake tan and the poufy combover, all you've got is a tired old angry psychopath.
(PS - dictionary definition of "poufy' or "poofy":
"seen as unmasculine, timid, or affected."
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Love the last one!!
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM