Michael Burns
@michaelburns.bsky.social
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person that makes philosophic and comedic content, deadhead, lake guy. https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
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michaelburns.bsky.social
"sorry sweetie, we don't get to drink water this week because Dad and his friends drained all the lakes and rivers using an app to make AI videos of ALF getting sucked off by Tony Blair while a Limp Bizkit song played in the background."
michaelburns.bsky.social
i think lots of evangelical leaders GENUINELY believe this, and that their followers believe IN THEM, so that while millions might not have a personal theology that espouses this, they're members of an evangelical community that DOES have this view as a core value.
bigjoel.bsky.social
I'm genuinely curious about your thoughts on this opinion I loosely hold: The idea that a broad support for Israel among conservatives in America comes down to some desire to bring about the rapture is quite overstated.
michaelburns.bsky.social
the assholes seem to be infinite
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nickjcal.bsky.social
Can't believe we're exactly just a month away from the day now TWO years ago that my life was dramatically altered by people who made a lot more money than me deciding I sucked at my job... only for that entire brand to essentially be dead and posting gambling videos.

Crazy how fast time has gone.
michaelburns.bsky.social
RIP those assholes and glad you're doing something else dude.
michaelburns.bsky.social
you are part of an elite group
michaelburns.bsky.social
talking to @chrisdeville.bsky.social tomorrow on stream!

this book is phenomenal so consider grabbing a copy.
chrisdeville.bsky.social
With free shipping today and tomorrow (Oct. 7 & 8), it's a great time to buy my book SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS from @bookshop.org. bookshop.org/p/books/such...
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parkermolloy.com
Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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michaelburns.bsky.social
NEW BIG VIDEO UP NOW:

this one has it all - driverless taxis, ICE detention centers, weird guys obsessed with Lord of the Rings, and so much more.

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Your Robot Taxi is Fueling the Police the State
YouTube video by Michael Burns
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michaelburns.bsky.social
ANTIFA wants you to have poetry? art? music? it's disgusting.
michaelburns.bsky.social
imagine a world where the American government paid people basic income to ensure that they can create art.
mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
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michaelburns.bsky.social
this one took me a sec but after watching it twice I was pretty shook
michaelburns.bsky.social
i assume that all cool Burns' are related, and all the weird ones are not related to us.
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katelynburns.com
I finally got to this one. I wanted to wait until I had time to watch it with my full attention and can confirm, it's really really good.
michaelburns.bsky.social
NEW BIG VIDEO UP NOW:

this one has it all - driverless taxis, ICE detention centers, weird guys obsessed with Lord of the Rings, and so much more.

youtu.be/_spw4MnVsHw
Your Robot Taxi is Fueling the Police the State
YouTube video by Michael Burns
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michaelburns.bsky.social
here's my full interview with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social from last week. check it out and then click the link the watch the pilot of her new show.

thank you for your service, troops.

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Your Favorite YouTuber Made a Kids Show (For Adults) feat @MaggieMaeFish
YouTube video by Side Burns
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