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michaelchu7.bsky.social
Howard Ashman stan account
@michaelchu7.bsky.social
1K followers 390 following 8.2K posts
My name isn't Howard, he's just my hero

gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk

(spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
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Thinking about the sheer number of people worldwide who have cheered and cried to the big sweeping gay romance moment at the end of Heated Rivalry episode 5
Screencap of that one lady, I do not know who she is, but she's saying "the power that that has, the intelligence that that has, the clearance that that has, the access that that has, the influence that that has, the profile that that has, the INTERNATIONAL IMPLICATIONS THAT THAT HAS" (emphasis mine because the last line is what makes this art)
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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Also unbelievably thirsty in a way that is extremely relatable
Screenshot of Olympian Gus Kenworthy leaving a comment on an instagram post by Henry Cavill that says "I would literally drink your bathwater."
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
When a trans drag queen finally gets her bottom surgery, call that
Poster for the 2002 movie Tuck Everlasting
February 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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The cover of the Joe Gage film "Dad Goes To College" starring Allen Silver as the titular Dad. The tagline is "intergenerational goes higher educational" and the image is conspicuously cropped to make it SFW since in the original he's not wearing any pants so his dick is fully out
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Homer Simpson saying "Oh, I love legitimate theater!"
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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I JUST THINK THEY'RE NEAT
The three big gymbros who introduce themselves as fans of Rumi because her voice brings them to tears and are clearly a throuple, but this is from the end of the movie so instead of crying hilariously they're just kind of staring in awe because Huntr/X just saved the world by constructing another Honmoon
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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These three are a gay throuple and you cannot possibly hope to convince me otherwise
The three crying Rumi fans from KPop Demon Hunters, who are all large thicc boys. One of them is wearing a fruity lil purple ascot
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Empress Tatloch in Octopath Traveler 0 has big Selene Gallio energy
Selene Gallio, a 17,000 year old psychic vampire / dark sorceress / Claremont dame / X-men villain, as depicted in the Krakoa-era title "Immortal X-Men". Here she has a big black cape with a blood red inner lining draped cuntily around her shoulders that matches the blood red huge chunky statement necklace she is wearing over her black leather catsuit with a huge boob window, and she is saying "Honestly, I'd rather skip to having a throne."
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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What in the Silent Hill is happening in NorCal right now
Fog so heavy that it's literally impossible to see anything Fog so heavy that you can see a fence and some trees, barely, but it's otherwise very Silent Hill vibes
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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6'4", give or take
Me in the underground passages beneath a palace in Amsterdam, standing straight up at a place where the distance between the floor and the ceiling is my exact height, which is 6'4" barefoot (slightly above that when wearing shoes)
January 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Promo Imagery for a remix of the Britney Spears song "Oop!...I did it again", meant to imply that I did "it" (the previous action I am quote tweeting, which is calling my senators) again.
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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My face did this seven times in a row
Tiffany "New York" Pollard saying BEYONCE?! meme
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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I would do unspeakable things to Chet from Fallout
Chet from the Fallout show, played by Dave Register. He's kind of like if a weak-willed dingus were shaped like the star quarterback. Handsome masculine face, square jaw, 6'3", butt chin, the works
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Nice
Mileage on our car that reads 6969 miles driven
January 24, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Walton Goggins is honestly hotter playing The Ghoul in Fallout than he is playing Walton Goggins in real life
Walton Goggins as The Ghoul in Fallout. He's got a cowboyish hat on and a bandolier of ammo and his nose is missing because he was turned into a Ghoul by radiation, and yet somehow he became even MORE fuckable
January 23, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Replace "make some chili" with "perform on you" and this is honestly a pretty solid guide on how to talk dirty in bed @pseudo310.bsky.social
Screenshot of three successive tweets from @psuedo310.bsky.social that read "I'm gonna make some chili." "I'm making chili." "I made chili."
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Ah-ha! Once again, the "I want to eat Zohran Mamdani's butt"-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry/horny investor!
screenshot from Discord of TurtlePower (that's me) saying "I like Mamdani a lot and I hope things go well for him and NYC and also I want to eat his butt"
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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To the surprise of absolutely no one Mira is my girl if she asked me to fight someone I would do it
Mira from KPop Demon Hunters dressed like a punk lesbian in front of her conservatively dresses proper Korean family
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Left: January 17th, 2006, six months after we started dating
Right: January 17th, 2026, twenty years later
MIke and Jon six months into dating, January 17th 2006 Mike and Jon, twenty years later in January 17th, 2026
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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HOT
Nurse Jesse from The Pitt, played by Ned Brower
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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We as a nation do not talk about Nurse Donnie nearly enough, that man is fine as hell
Nurse Practitioner Donald "Donnie" Donahue from the Pitt as played by Brandon Mendez Homer
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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You were the beneficiary of an ancient gay male proverb
A vaguely pensive looking bro jock dude in jeans and a t-shirt sitting in a chair facing the camera, with a large blurry emoji of a smiley face "eating" a banana, with a text overlay that reads "for every girl who won't treat you right, there are three gay guys who will eat onion rings off your boner."
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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🎵 One of these things is not like the other 🎶
Three different shots of Heated Rivalry characters holding the cup above their heads on the show. First Ilya, then Scott Hunter, and then Shane. Both Ilya and Shane are gripping the top of the cup that sits on top of the trophy, only Scott Hunter is gripping the base of the cup
January 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Episode 5 of Heated Rivalry is perfect in every way except the fact that for whatever reason, Francois Arnaud holds the in-universe Stanley Cup equivalent in a way that is subtly but noticeably different from how every other character in the show (and every real life hockey player) ever has
Francois Arnaud as Scott Hunter holding the Heated Rivalry version of the Stanley Cup up over his head. While his right hand is gripping the base of the trophy, his left hand is not gripping the top of the cup and is instead gripping the base of the cup that sits on top of the trophy, which no other hockey player in the show or IRL has ever done Some player in a red and white jersey holding the actual Stanley Cup above his head correctly, i.e., gripping the bottom of the base and the top of the cup The scene from Inglourious Basterds where the American spy accidentally reveals himself to be non-German by holding up three fingers in a way that is different from how Germans normally do it
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM