Howard Ashman 🍠yam🍠 account
@michaelchu7.bsky.social
My name isn't Howard, he's just my hero
gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk
(spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk
(spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
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My hobbies include dispelling harmful stereotypes and really fagging up the room
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Deleted the previous post because I inaccurately said he was Scottish when Ioan Gruffudd is Welsh but I still wanna look at this picture of him so now this post exists
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Deleted the previous post because I inaccurately said he was Scottish when Ioan Gruffudd is Welsh but I still wanna look at this picture of him so now this post exists
You shut your filthy whore mouth or I swear to god I will do whatever it takes to live long enough to eat an entire key lime pie while dancing on your grave
Bitch
Bitch
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You shut your filthy whore mouth or I swear to god I will do whatever it takes to live long enough to eat an entire key lime pie while dancing on your grave
Bitch
Bitch
I'm up to episode 4 of Vanderpump Rules and once again 99% of heterosexuality seems like an absolutely torturous prison for all involved
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm up to episode 4 of Vanderpump Rules and once again 99% of heterosexuality seems like an absolutely torturous prison for all involved
This man has the flexibility and extension in his legs that you usually only see in gay porn
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This man has the flexibility and extension in his legs that you usually only see in gay porn
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
Something about a man who's 33 or older just hits different
The slow daddification of one of my first celebrity crushes…
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Something about a man who's 33 or older just hits different
I have a new laptop arriving tomorrow so I'm gonna reskeet this now for future reference
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have a new laptop arriving tomorrow so I'm gonna reskeet this now for future reference
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
Shoutout to the thousands of people who flunked out of college because they were addicted to this game
On this day in 2004, World of Warcraft was released in North America.
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Shoutout to the thousands of people who flunked out of college because they were addicted to this game
I just solved this, 10/10 would play again
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I just solved this, 10/10 would play again
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if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
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i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
Laptop purchased, goddamn do I hate capitalism.
I have to buy a new personal laptop (PC) which means I have to do some research on what goes into a decent personal laptop (PC) these days and I don't wanna
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Laptop purchased, goddamn do I hate capitalism.
Wicked fascinates because the question at the heart of the narrative is "What does it mean to be Good vs. Wicked vs. Popular" and the question at the heart of examining Wicked as a work of art is "Is Wicked actually good or just popular?"
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wicked fascinates because the question at the heart of the narrative is "What does it mean to be Good vs. Wicked vs. Popular" and the question at the heart of examining Wicked as a work of art is "Is Wicked actually good or just popular?"
My Thanksgiving is me, my husband, weed, our three cats, and a homemade lasagna. It's relaxing and I love it.
Actually in the spirit of this conversation, what’s a decision you made about a past Thanksgiving holiday that really paid off? I think people often feel trapped by their lives. Sharing our experiences can liberate us from that sense of claustrophobia.
On the most recent episode of VIBE CHECK, we answer listener questions about Thanksgiving, most importantly “do you go celebrate with the family members you don’t even like?”
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My Thanksgiving is me, my husband, weed, our three cats, and a homemade lasagna. It's relaxing and I love it.
I have to buy a new personal laptop (PC) which means I have to do some research on what goes into a decent personal laptop (PC) these days and I don't wanna
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have to buy a new personal laptop (PC) which means I have to do some research on what goes into a decent personal laptop (PC) these days and I don't wanna
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Picard morality tip: If one side of a conflict preaches purity of bloodline above communal benefit for all, join the other side.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Picard morality tip: If one side of a conflict preaches purity of bloodline above communal benefit for all, join the other side.
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🎵 Sex Cardigan
Elphaba's only fuckin' in her
Sex Cardigan
Fiyero won't stop singing that he's
Tryna get it in
And Elphaba is pulling out her
Sex Cardigan
Sex Cardigan 🎶
Elphaba's only fuckin' in her
Sex Cardigan
Fiyero won't stop singing that he's
Tryna get it in
And Elphaba is pulling out her
Sex Cardigan
Sex Cardigan 🎶
my favourite part of WICKED 2 was when they got to the song about Fucking and she pulled on the most enormous and thick sweater blanket you've ever seen
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
🎵 Sex Cardigan
Elphaba's only fuckin' in her
Sex Cardigan
Fiyero won't stop singing that he's
Tryna get it in
And Elphaba is pulling out her
Sex Cardigan
Sex Cardigan 🎶
Elphaba's only fuckin' in her
Sex Cardigan
Fiyero won't stop singing that he's
Tryna get it in
And Elphaba is pulling out her
Sex Cardigan
Sex Cardigan 🎶
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The thing about Wicked is that I am a veteran of the BWW message boards and the great "Avenue Q v. Wicked" wars of 2004 and so I keep forgetting that not everyone is as intimately familiar with the show as I am, but if there's one thing I've learned, it's that Wicked is immune to critical opinion
November 23, 2024 at 3:42 PM
The thing about Wicked is that I am a veteran of the BWW message boards and the great "Avenue Q v. Wicked" wars of 2004 and so I keep forgetting that not everyone is as intimately familiar with the show as I am, but if there's one thing I've learned, it's that Wicked is immune to critical opinion
Wicked: For Good did their best to salvage the song "Wonderful" and they still biffed it, that song has one of the best lyrical couplets in the show and truly still sucks so much lololol
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wicked: For Good did their best to salvage the song "Wonderful" and they still biffed it, that song has one of the best lyrical couplets in the show and truly still sucks so much lololol
2.5/5 stars
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
2.5/5 stars
Currently seated for Wicked For Good and at 41 years of age I am using the closed captioning accessibility devices, shout-out the ADA
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Currently seated for Wicked For Good and at 41 years of age I am using the closed captioning accessibility devices, shout-out the ADA