Howard Ashman stan account
@michaelchu7.bsky.social
My name isn't Howard, he's just my hero
gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk
(spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk
(spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
Pinned
My hobbies include dispelling harmful stereotypes and really fagging up the room
Distracting myself from the Horrors by accusing my husband of misogynoir for listening to the Creedence Clearwater Revival version of "Proud Mary" instead of the Tina Turner one
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Distracting myself from the Horrors by accusing my husband of misogynoir for listening to the Creedence Clearwater Revival version of "Proud Mary" instead of the Tina Turner one
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people'll say "pols don't control the cops" to defend not ordering arrests of ICE. problem is: to begin the process of fixing that, a politician will have to admit to this out loud. you can't fix an issue you pretend isn't there.
so, the only q is: when would be the appropriate time to do this?
so, the only q is: when would be the appropriate time to do this?
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
people'll say "pols don't control the cops" to defend not ordering arrests of ICE. problem is: to begin the process of fixing that, a politician will have to admit to this out loud. you can't fix an issue you pretend isn't there.
so, the only q is: when would be the appropriate time to do this?
so, the only q is: when would be the appropriate time to do this?
Every day I think about the fact that if they had given Rose Landry's transbian makeup artist a name and like, one extra line, Heated Rivalry would technically have passed the Bechdel Test*
January 24, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Every day I think about the fact that if they had given Rose Landry's transbian makeup artist a name and like, one extra line, Heated Rivalry would technically have passed the Bechdel Test*
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I still whisper “fuckin loser” under my breath every time I see a cybertruck
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I still whisper “fuckin loser” under my breath every time I see a cybertruck
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Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
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down with tiktok, long live text based microblogging for aging millennials
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
down with tiktok, long live text based microblogging for aging millennials
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
One benefit to finally figuring out what was happening with my eyesight (retinitis pigmentosa) is that my shins are no longer permanently covered in bruises and cuts from accidentally running into things
Still slowly going blind, though
Still slowly going blind, though
Periodic reminder that in addition to everything else that's going on in the world I'm also slowly going blind and being a brave strong boy about it
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
One benefit to finally figuring out what was happening with my eyesight (retinitis pigmentosa) is that my shins are no longer permanently covered in bruises and cuts from accidentally running into things
Still slowly going blind, though
Still slowly going blind, though
I love spending 40 minutes on hold with UPS to pay a three dollar brokerage charge that they won't let me pay online. This is an effective use of my time.
January 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I love spending 40 minutes on hold with UPS to pay a three dollar brokerage charge that they won't let me pay online. This is an effective use of my time.
I am the least fucked-up sibling and that is why my family's genetic line will not be moving forward
Onus Of Giving Parents Grandchildren Placed On Least Fucked-Up Sibling https://theonion.com/onus-of-giving-parents-grandchildren-placed-on-least-fucked-up-sibling/
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I am the least fucked-up sibling and that is why my family's genetic line will not be moving forward
Thank you episode 3 of The Pitt
Okay but for real I can't fucking believe The Pitt is making me wait another week, MINIMUM, for them to address the deaf woman in the waiting room
January 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Thank you episode 3 of The Pitt
Wearing my
✅gay
✅stupid
shirt today, which is both descriptive (I'm stupid) and aspirational (I could be stupider)
✅gay
✅stupid
shirt today, which is both descriptive (I'm stupid) and aspirational (I could be stupider)
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Wearing my
✅gay
✅stupid
shirt today, which is both descriptive (I'm stupid) and aspirational (I could be stupider)
✅gay
✅stupid
shirt today, which is both descriptive (I'm stupid) and aspirational (I could be stupider)
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I’m in fucjing tears
This is frying me so bad. I aspire to be this unhinged and carefree.
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I’m in fucjing tears
And that is why I just uninstalled TikTok
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
And that is why I just uninstalled TikTok
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The funniest thing about today is the number of urban planning guys insisting history doesn't matter. Why are so few places genuinely walkable & what does that have to do with race riots and red lining?
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 AM
The funniest thing about today is the number of urban planning guys insisting history doesn't matter. Why are so few places genuinely walkable & what does that have to do with race riots and red lining?
@bbnomula.bsky.social's solemn march across every social media platform specifically to spread the gospel of Heated Rivalry (which came after they were spotted at a hockey game holding up a sign that says "I ❤️ Heated Rivalry") has been kind of amazing
Heated rivalry was the best thing to come from 2025
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 AM
@bbnomula.bsky.social's solemn march across every social media platform specifically to spread the gospel of Heated Rivalry (which came after they were spotted at a hockey game holding up a sign that says "I ❤️ Heated Rivalry") has been kind of amazing
Inject it straight into my veeeeiiiins
Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Inject it straight into my veeeeiiiins
I swear to god the number of times I have heard people use the term "micro expressions" to describe an actor's performance went from ~0 to 847,561 after Heated Rivalry came out
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I swear to god the number of times I have heard people use the term "micro expressions" to describe an actor's performance went from ~0 to 847,561 after Heated Rivalry came out
If you say "casted" in front of me I will harangue you until you stop.
We used it correctly for years. Decades, even. I don't understand why there are suddenly all these pockets of people online are saying "casted". It's incorrect! Stop it!
We used it correctly for years. Decades, even. I don't understand why there are suddenly all these pockets of people online are saying "casted". It's incorrect! Stop it!
"Dylan Mulvaney has just been casted
No. Absolutely not. STFU.
No. Absolutely not. STFU.
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 AM
If you say "casted" in front of me I will harangue you until you stop.
We used it correctly for years. Decades, even. I don't understand why there are suddenly all these pockets of people online are saying "casted". It's incorrect! Stop it!
We used it correctly for years. Decades, even. I don't understand why there are suddenly all these pockets of people online are saying "casted". It's incorrect! Stop it!
I discovered that my phone and computer had a live caption accessibility setting like, four months ago and I now use it constantly
Accessibility is really important, y'all
Accessibility is really important, y'all
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I discovered that my phone and computer had a live caption accessibility setting like, four months ago and I now use it constantly
Accessibility is really important, y'all
Accessibility is really important, y'all
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