Howard Ashman stan account
@michaelchu7.bsky.social
My name isn't Howard, he's just my hero
gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk
(spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk
(spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
Pinned
My hobbies include dispelling harmful stereotypes and really fagging up the room
It would have been a horrific murder and a grave injustice regardless but the fact that Alex Pretti looks (and by most accounts acted) almost exactly like a slightly younger Dr. Robby on the Pitt is fucking me all the way the fuck up
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It would have been a horrific murder and a grave injustice regardless but the fact that Alex Pretti looks (and by most accounts acted) almost exactly like a slightly younger Dr. Robby on the Pitt is fucking me all the way the fuck up
You may have noticed that I was very quiet on here yesterday and that is because if I had not spent most of yesterday offline playing Octopath Traveler 0 my brain would have broken in half
Abolish and prosecute ICE has been my position since 2017, for which there is photographic evidence
Abolish and prosecute ICE has been my position since 2017, for which there is photographic evidence
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 PM
You may have noticed that I was very quiet on here yesterday and that is because if I had not spent most of yesterday offline playing Octopath Traveler 0 my brain would have broken in half
Abolish and prosecute ICE has been my position since 2017, for which there is photographic evidence
Abolish and prosecute ICE has been my position since 2017, for which there is photographic evidence
This moment is quite small relative to a lot of what happens in episode four but the bartender saying "Shane Hollander can have whatever he wants" while also actively shaming Shane into accepting something other than his preferred ginger ale by saying "why would you want that?" is really good
This is then followed by Shane being forced into socialising with his team by JJ, and the hot bartender who is there only as a literary technique to highlight the tension that while he is THE Shane Hollander who should have everything he wants, he does not have everything he wants.
January 25, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This moment is quite small relative to a lot of what happens in episode four but the bartender saying "Shane Hollander can have whatever he wants" while also actively shaming Shane into accepting something other than his preferred ginger ale by saying "why would you want that?" is really good
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i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 AM
i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
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if you read enough history you understand that the very best people, following their instincts, tend to make themselves targets in times like these.
New: Alex Pretti, the man killed by the Trump-Vance mob of agents was an outdoorsmen, a mountain biker, an ICU nurse who "would go out of his way to help," say Veterans Affairs colleagues.
Cheerful. Funny. Gentle.
And still, per sources, Trump officials are urging staff to call him a "terrorist."
Cheerful. Funny. Gentle.
And still, per sources, Trump officials are urging staff to call him a "terrorist."
DHS Shooting Victim in Minneapolis Was a ‘Sweet’ and ‘Principled Person’
Zeteo spoke with two doctors who worked with Alex Pretti, a nurse who is the latest victim of Trump’s violent invasion of Minnesota.
zeteo.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 AM
if you read enough history you understand that the very best people, following their instincts, tend to make themselves targets in times like these.
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still one of the meaner dunks I’ve seen. id prob never post again tbh
January 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
still one of the meaner dunks I’ve seen. id prob never post again tbh
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
the mood is not subtle
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A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.
Distracting myself from the Horrors by accusing my husband of misogynoir for listening to the Creedence Clearwater Revival version of "Proud Mary" instead of the Tina Turner one
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Distracting myself from the Horrors by accusing my husband of misogynoir for listening to the Creedence Clearwater Revival version of "Proud Mary" instead of the Tina Turner one
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people'll say "pols don't control the cops" to defend not ordering arrests of ICE. problem is: to begin the process of fixing that, a politician will have to admit to this out loud. you can't fix an issue you pretend isn't there.
so, the only q is: when would be the appropriate time to do this?
so, the only q is: when would be the appropriate time to do this?
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
people'll say "pols don't control the cops" to defend not ordering arrests of ICE. problem is: to begin the process of fixing that, a politician will have to admit to this out loud. you can't fix an issue you pretend isn't there.
so, the only q is: when would be the appropriate time to do this?
so, the only q is: when would be the appropriate time to do this?
Every day I think about the fact that if they had given Rose Landry's transbian makeup artist a name and like, one extra line, Heated Rivalry would technically have passed the Bechdel Test*
January 24, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Every day I think about the fact that if they had given Rose Landry's transbian makeup artist a name and like, one extra line, Heated Rivalry would technically have passed the Bechdel Test*
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I still whisper “fuckin loser” under my breath every time I see a cybertruck
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I still whisper “fuckin loser” under my breath every time I see a cybertruck
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Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
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down with tiktok, long live text based microblogging for aging millennials
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
down with tiktok, long live text based microblogging for aging millennials
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
One benefit to finally figuring out what was happening with my eyesight (retinitis pigmentosa) is that my shins are no longer permanently covered in bruises and cuts from accidentally running into things
Still slowly going blind, though
Still slowly going blind, though
Periodic reminder that in addition to everything else that's going on in the world I'm also slowly going blind and being a brave strong boy about it
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
One benefit to finally figuring out what was happening with my eyesight (retinitis pigmentosa) is that my shins are no longer permanently covered in bruises and cuts from accidentally running into things
Still slowly going blind, though
Still slowly going blind, though
I love spending 40 minutes on hold with UPS to pay a three dollar brokerage charge that they won't let me pay online. This is an effective use of my time.
January 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I love spending 40 minutes on hold with UPS to pay a three dollar brokerage charge that they won't let me pay online. This is an effective use of my time.
I am the least fucked-up sibling and that is why my family's genetic line will not be moving forward
Onus Of Giving Parents Grandchildren Placed On Least Fucked-Up Sibling https://theonion.com/onus-of-giving-parents-grandchildren-placed-on-least-fucked-up-sibling/
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I am the least fucked-up sibling and that is why my family's genetic line will not be moving forward
Thank you episode 3 of The Pitt
Okay but for real I can't fucking believe The Pitt is making me wait another week, MINIMUM, for them to address the deaf woman in the waiting room
January 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Thank you episode 3 of The Pitt
Wearing my
✅gay
✅stupid
shirt today, which is both descriptive (I'm stupid) and aspirational (I could be stupider)
✅gay
✅stupid
shirt today, which is both descriptive (I'm stupid) and aspirational (I could be stupider)
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Wearing my
✅gay
✅stupid
shirt today, which is both descriptive (I'm stupid) and aspirational (I could be stupider)
✅gay
✅stupid
shirt today, which is both descriptive (I'm stupid) and aspirational (I could be stupider)
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I’m in fucjing tears
This is frying me so bad. I aspire to be this unhinged and carefree.
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I’m in fucjing tears